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When I die please play the sad Fox Sports injury music at my funeral

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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My God this is a beating
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, the feeling walking across the bridge at 3:30 and seeing nothing but people wearing black….just an unbelievable day/night.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PUNTING IS WINNING
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our rowdy German uncle should’ve had two more premier league championships
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Jurgen Klopp's Reaction at Liverpool Match
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, Skenes not having an IL stint before the All Star break is also what convinced me that he was gassed. The Pirates might be ran poorly, massive understatement I know, but they aren’t that stupid to keep putting him out there if he were actually injured.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been beating this drum since his struggles started and the velo dipped the way it did. The guy is so routine oriented and he completely blew it up for the WBC, that it’s a very logical explanation.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My friends and I have been going to the home opener for the last 20+ years, that’s typically where we sit. They aren’t bad at all.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know who his father is but I bet he’s giving him the best advice possible
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do it
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I originally thought the floor would be 28% if you recall. I believe it’s 25% now, he’s hurting his own people in ways they couldn’t have imagined. Cancelled vacation over the summer, cookouts becoming too expensive, a trip to the ballpark unthinkable because of gas prices. It’s a catastrophe sir.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@dicknixon.bsky.social we got there sir
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But the international date line
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s the goddamn Muppet Show, there’s literally 120 episodes to show you the damn premise. You just did one that won awards, it’s not that hard.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How much long does it take from the time ball is snap until it’s touched? That’ll give you your answer, the fact that isn’t included in the explanation tells you a lot.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How much time elapses after the snap until the ball is touched?
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddamn it
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fuck these cunts
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A lot of people could learn a lesson from Ossoff. Attack that moron.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yes I think losing 5-6 MPH off your four seam is grounds to say that. There’s zero chance at getting the wild card, every game is a struggle. It’s time to shut him down. I’m going to die on the hill that the WBC and his build up to that had a major part in this.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly at this point you have to think about shutting him down, his arm is obviously dead.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hilarious by Capps “you have to wonder of it’s 100 MPH if it makes a difference”
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lol 95 MPH….
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I really believe the WBC messed up his whole offseason routine and he’s been gassed for the past two months. He was hitting 101 during the WBC and hasn’t come close to that recently.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The best that I ever saw was 92-93 in high school from lefty that ended up pitching in Royals organization and boy that something.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Which will actually improve the rotation
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We just had a guy tear his quad after swinging at a 3-0 pitch down 1 in the 9th. @pirates.com please sell the team.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You won’t believe it
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like @whygavs.com said they need to pull a Moneyball and just trade the bad players Kelly insists on playing
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Another one
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh God here we go again
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Also why the hell is Triolo fielding this? Does Lowe turn two here if he fields it? Maybe, maybe not but at least Lowe is going towards second and it’s more than likely closer.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m at the point where I think Kelly is just a loser
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He keeps fucking doing it and I don’t think its paid off once, but he keeps on fucking that chicken for some reason. The thing is I don’t even know why the hell he does it. At best it’s a marginal improvement at the plate for one AB and a push at SS since Triolo is woefully out of position there
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He’s so damn bad. Pinch running for Valdez made zero sense, he isn’t a terrible runner, as you just said the bullpen strategy in the 8th and 9th left nobody that’s “reliable” in the 10th. He’s way in over his head here.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This will get more rank and file republicans to turn on him than anything else he’s done…..which is sad.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No organization in sports rips your heart out like the Pittsburgh Pirates. No matter how optimistic things look or how good the vibes are, when they look like they’re going to turn the corner and actually be a competitive team something like this weekend will happen. Just a total clown show.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“John” huh
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Dr. Steve Brule Says 'K.'
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I like the first three but I’m swapping out Kool-aid Man for Charles Entertainment Cheese. Kool-aid man would break too easily and Chucky E. Cheese has some big teeth so he would at least gnaw on some of the food base opponents.
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Fido @fido1084.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He looks and sounds half dead
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