iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 16/01/2026

Just got my first accusation of being AI. Apparently Man McManson wants to disinfect his laptop after reading my email. I'm not sure how I feel about this 🤖

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 10/12/2025

My partner just started talking to me like I don't know what The Butlerian Jihad is and I have never been so outraged IN MY LIFE.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 06/10/2025

It's OK Veronique. You don't need to take the fall for me! 😂

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 27/09/2025

OK guys this is enough now. I'm barely awake and I'm expected to pronounce Zaporizhzhia. If that's not a good enough reason for an immediate global ceasefire I don't know what is.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 23/09/2025

John Oliver just saying what the brats knew all along

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 11/09/2025

So goddamn bleak. I was out of sorts for a week after. Read Annie Bot! My entire review is "Holyyyyy fucking shit!"

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 11/09/2025

Just read I Who Have Never Known Men and Annie Bot back-to-back and I can barely breathe jfc. I think I need to lie in a dark room and have my hair stroked (but not by a man)

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 03/09/2025

No your headphones disconnected so the whole gym heard you listening to the K Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack on full blast

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 15/06/2025

My partner just said that air miles are just V Bucks for adults and I simply cannot continue under these conditions

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 21/05/2025

Just left a creative writing workshop where the host said there was an AI prompt/exercise and we'd all have to join Open AI to do it but it was fine because it's very quick to do wtfffff people

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 21/05/2025

It's true. Absolute madness the hoops I've just had to jump through to maybe get a few quid a week.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 21/05/2025

Finally finished youngest kid's DLA form. It's taken 200 pages and two printer cartridges. I feel like this is as good an argument for universal basic income as any.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 09/05/2025

Short story and essay and book recs for exhausted brains that need nourishing but have no focus pls!

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 16/04/2025

Oh hey so if you're celebrating the supreme court decision and also horrified at what's happening in the US then have I got bad news for you

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 23/03/2025

How do I turn Meta AI off in WhatsApp?!?

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 13/03/2025

Help! The plants have pushed the lid off my terrarium. What do I do? <Panic>

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 10/03/2025

Semi-accidentally wheated myself last night and I am suffering today. My tummmyyy hurttsssss 😭

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 03/03/2025

That would have been funny enough if his opinion wasn't that Zelenskyy was at fault for The Trump Incident because he should have been better prepared.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 03/03/2025

Guy in my coworking space on a Zoom meeting: “I just want to intervene. A disclaimer first, I haven’t listened to all the materials but I have an opinion."

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 28/02/2025

Gawd I farkin love rabble rousing. Still on an absolute high from last night ❤️

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 24/02/2025

Gallbladder pain with no gallbladder is extremely annoying

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 16/02/2025

I'm just a girl squinting at my phone hoping the triptans knock me out before the migraine kick in

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 28/01/2025

Realised my eldest was old enough to read the Decorative Gourd Season blog and she's been hyperventilating ever since and honestly all the pain and struggle of parenting has been worth it for this one precious moment

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 26/01/2025

Watched Section 31 last night and lol what

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 24/01/2025

What's more painful: treading on Lego or biting your lip in the same place every time you eat for two weeks?

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 20/01/2025

When I'm in charge the first thing I'll do is ban all perfumes and colognes in public spaces. Currently on the train and despite being antihistamined to the max I want to tear my eyes out. Plus it doesn't actually smell good 🤮 🤷‍♀️

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 11/01/2025

I have The Winter Virus with the fun addition that my nose has been bleeding for like four days now.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 12/12/2024

I'm just a girl sitting at my laptop begging Google to show me literally anything but AI summaries and video clips

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 08/12/2024

Just saw the Section 31 trailer and what the fuck are they doing

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 07/12/2024

I did it. I watched Hot Frosty and it was exactly the right thing to do.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 04/12/2024

I was wondering why men are hot when they put glasses on and women are hot when they take glasses off and realised it's because wearing glasses is considered a sign of intelligence and I simply cannot sigh any harder

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 29/11/2024

Not my email autocorrecting guten tag to gluten tag

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 29/11/2024

Omg help. My kids are sick so I asked my ex to bring round a broiler chicken so I can cure them with soup. He didn't ask the butcher to butcher the chicken so now I have to chop it's head off. Context: I'm the world's most squeamish person.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 03/01/2024

There is no legitimate use for farfalle. Fight me.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 26/12/2023

So. Showgirls. Where's Paul Verhoeven? I've got questions.

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Sarah L @fictionalsarah.substack.com · 17/12/2023

Finished my bullet journal two weeks before the end of the year and this seems like an unnecessarily cruel joke

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