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Chat-GPT 3.5 maybe. That is some weapons grade garbage right there. Skynet is currently busy planning how to roast Elon the next time he goes on stream. Can it reach out for punch up?

It's not like El Salvador has a long history of far-right death squads either. Right? Right? Oh they do, well, I'm sure that was back in the.... Still active you say? Dozens of extrajudicial killings in the last couple of years you say. I'm sure that won't come back to haunt us.

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That sucks. Thanks for telling your story though. I absolutely get why it hurts but it will pass and as I'm a firm believer in believing good intentions until proven otherwise I agree with your optimism. We're all trying to find our balance in these awful times. You're awesome though. It'll be ok.

Add food scarcity to that equation and it smells like an impending disaster.

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I preferred the old school randos that were truly random and just yelled whatever got into their head. "THE EARTH IS MISSPELLED AND ELECTRICITY IS A CONSPIRACY AND I INVENTED SOCKS MEOW" That was random. The randos these days are an insult to the once greats. Or some such.

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That is pure nightmare fuel. Everyone is JK Rowling.

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Ummm, it's fine to answer "ok old" but what in the world is a partnership statement?

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The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.

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nikder @fictionally.substack.com · 05/04/2025

I will never get desperate enough for sex that I would time travel back in time to get laid. No thanks.

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Fascinating. The Guardian in the UK and other major newspapers across Europe have a ton of coverage of the protests in the US. The New York Times? Next to nothing. That's not journalism, just preemptive capitulation and obsequiousness. Cowardice.

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nikder @fictionally.substack.com · 04/04/2025

Full juche! Eat grass for the great leader!

nikder @fictionally.substack.com · 03/04/2025

If by "I" you mean the US and "a stroke" you mean an orange man rambling about how he invented pants, the word groceries and made measles popular again then yes. If not then possibly also yes because I have no logical explanation for anything right now.

nikder @fictionally.substack.com · 03/04/2025

The Ottomans imploded from too much furniture. Or would that be exploded? Or maybe that was just a dream?

We saw the Berlin wall collapse, the Soviet Union fall and we lived to see - as surreal as it seems - the end of the republic. An absolutely astounding case of self-own and incompetence no less.

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The world will realign and survive, the US... I don't know. Between the tariffs and boycotts that will inevitably occur - this looks really grim.

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It is truly fascinating to see the last superpower commit unsubscribe live on television.

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Mmmmm grievance politics. This has worked sooooo well thus far.

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nikder @fictionally.substack.com · 01/04/2025

Fredric Brown would have called the concept hacky.

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Being a parent is a series of life threatening obstacle courses. Stepping on lego at 3 AM, stepping on a ball of any size at any hour.

nikder @fictionally.substack.com · 28/03/2025

Basically it's OSHA. Just like the Coke Zero. But slightly different. Slightly.

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nikder @fictionally.substack.com · 26/03/2025

Great for people who want to do their own research and my head exploded from sarcasm.

Well they did say they were going to make us sweat until we bled so I mean... Par for the course I suppose.

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And I say that mostly because the tie wearing sack of guano was so incredibly unmemorable he should require a prescription. The worse Ambien.

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Maria Bartiromo - or as I think of her: the illegitimate child of RT and a Roomba.

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I would just like to note that Kash Patel looks like three possums in a dumpster suit.

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I didn't know losing an eye not only affected your depth perception but also apparently destroyed your bullshit detector. You learn something new every day I suppose.

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I didn't know losing an eye not only affected your depth perception but also apparently destroyed your bullshit detector. You learn something new every day I suppose.

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Oh, come on. We've all sexted someone the war... plans? No, wait. I meant the other thing.

I would have moved. To another continent. And possibly changed species.

Ok, I spilled my coffee. That I had in my mouth.

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Makes total sense in the upside down, since Tesla sales in Europe dropped 45 percent so now they make up less than 10% of a market that grew by 26% YoY. Obviously TSLA is up. Also Hegseth is a genius and all women want to make kissy kissy with JD Vance. Something something the immigrants.

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GALLEYS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

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I will accept this only if he's the twin of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins

"Measles however, will be allowed. Everywhere."

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