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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pet-peeve: When I bring a handheld like my Logitech GCloud or Steam Deck while running errands, and finally sit down to play a newl6 downloaded game when I have a 15 minute wait, and the game starts a whole-ass update and support files download when I click it. Can't play. Just gotta wait. Thanks.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fine. Here it is today. But my 9 changes from time to time. I'm too fluid a person to pick only 9.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stolen. Rigged. And it will happen again if our representatives don't choose to fight back. www.instagram.com/reel/DdCR6sW...

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm having a hard time understanding why anyone would pay $500 plus $6 a month for an Ōura ring when apparently all it does is monitor your pulse and look kinda gaudy. I normally embrace technology, but not when it's so incredibly limited and so stupid expensive.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BREAKING: During his speech, Donald Trump recounted rescuing the people of Pompeii from the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius. "I saved the people, the good ones. I told them "cork the volcano like a champagne bottle." They ignored me. I know volcanoes better than anyone. I saved the best people anyway."

Donald Trump in Golden toga rescuing people from the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in 79 CE.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So I'm hunkered down in a store because we're under a tornado warning for like the 20th time this year in an area that barely ever had one per year when I was growing up. I'm so sick of this climate change shit.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Look, Dolly Parton was a wonderful soul. There's no doubt about that. It's sad that she's gone. But that doesn't mean I want to listen to her songs all month at work. I don't like country, even hers, and Dolly shuffling off this mortal coil doesn't make me loathe country less than I did last week.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Petra Parker trend has been a great tool for blocking tons of "cartoonists" who all seem to draw the exact same anime-style toons about their neuridivergent furry Sonic-like "original" characters. It's like 1/3 of Gen Z decided they're going to be identical furry cartoonists during COVID.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Does whoever is drawing Venom these days know that Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford and NOT Bruce Campbell?

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You know, we CAN oppose the billionaire AI bros without becoming technophobic, paranoid rock-bangers who shun all computer and robotic advancements. Some of you are just embarrassing with your "oh no Sarah Connor Terminator robots will kill us all!!" reaction to anything regarding robots/AI.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If a member of my family dies, don't give me food. Don't make me a casserole. Don't bring over a bowl of mac & cheese. I won't eat it. As policy, I don't eat food given to me by acquaintances unless they have to submit to health department inspections. Sorry, but I've learned to mistrust humans.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It's sad that Dolly died, but me? I'm counting on the rule of threes taking out two awful people next.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Why is everything suddenly coming in a "+added protein!" variety? Pop Tarts +protein! Cola +protein! Chef Boyardee +added protein! Bread +protein! Yogurt +protein! Coffee creamer +protein! If you're so malnourished that you need to get your protein from Pop-Tarts then your diet is stupid.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Some dimbo just tried to initiate a pig butchering scam on me but text. FFS, get a real job you call center losers.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There's still a part of me that really wants to believe that cat+dog=fox.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"Evil Dead Burn" is the "Jason Goes to Hell" of Evil Dead movies.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You used to be able to buy frozen French toast. Now all you can find are stupid French toast sticks or bites. Yet they still sell frozen pancakes! I mean... French toast is way more complex and time consuming to make than pancakes. That's the frozen shortcut people want!

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Evil Dead Burn was easily the worst of the entire franchise. The first bad one. I can't even begin to describe how bored and disappointed I was by that movie. It wasn't fun. It was just dull and tedious, with an unlikeable group of characters and a stinger at the end that makes NO sense.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If you drop religious tracts on store shelves or anywhere else that's not your church, I will pick them up, tear them to pieces, and recycle them. Consider me The Antiproselytizer. Keep your fucking religion to your fucking self.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Toooooo many webtoonists and manga doodlers on this platform. And I'm sorry, but 90% draw the same style, with the same "self-diagnosed neurodivergent, stay-at-parents' house, delayed adolescence adult" energy and jokes about their sexuality or social awkwardness. You're BORING.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Taylor Swift's music is the audible equivalent of that jar of stuck together hard candies at Grandma's house.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Somewhere in the multiverse, there's an Earth where Tom Cruise got the Iron Man role, and the MCU never took off because of it. Instead, they just got eight vainglorious Iron Man movies, and then the Church of Scientology bought Marvel.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I was in a grocery store today. All the salads were marked down on clearance to $1.29 for some reason... I kinda feel like this whole thing is karma for those vegans who wouldn't stop proselytizing and harassing people over their dietary choices.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The (new) Masters of the Universe movie is just the Barbie Movie with He-Man. Same story beats. Same fish out of water. Same "ha ha some of the source material and names were lame!" jokes. Same "hey I recognize that toy!" cameos. That said, the costumes and effects were pretty good.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Man, I hate TikTok. It's the source of more stupid than organized religion.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Kill Bill - The Whole Bloody Affair is out today on home video. It only took 23 years!

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I will never understand people who buy Uncrustables or any other frozen PBJ sandwiches. I mean ... It's PBJ. It's the easiest and cheapest thing you can make. You're spending like 10 times the normal cost for the ingredients. You can freeze them yourself! Your kid will never know!

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I just want to send big ol' FUCK YOU to the legislators in Michigan who raised the Vehicle Registration Fee for EVs to $400 (from $80) to punish us for not feeding the oil industry. Seriously, fuck all of you, fuck your families, fuck your careers, and fuck your reelection chances. Fuuuuuck you.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Dear Obscenely Wealthy People, Earth would be better off without you. Please fucking leave. Sincerely, Everyone else

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

You know what I don't like? When vloggers hold tiny furry lapel microphones like they're stage microphones, especially when doing on the street surveys and interviews.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Why doesn't any restaurant offer white country gravy as a dipping sauce for chicken nuggets?! It's so obvious.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'm a big fan of the Steam Deck and Steam OS, but... I'm sorry, Valve, but $1000 to $1500 for the Steam Machine is just not happening in 2026. Most of us can't justify spending that for a game console, especially with PC and Mac offerings that will run games comparably as well and cost a lot less.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This is just wrong. I've seen people roll down the formula aisle and dump hundreds of cans into their cart then dash for the door. They weren't desperate; they were fencing them. Also: spoken like someone who never had to clean up half-eaten deli food dried on the shelves halfway across the store.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Let me put this in perspective for you: One trillion is one million millions. If we liquidated all his assets and divided it amongst all 341,000,000 Americans, we'd each get about $2,933. And while that would be nice, the real benefit would be in making Musk go away forever.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I often wonder if the company that makes Fabuloso MEANT for the packaging to look like juice instead of detergent?

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I've been using Plex to host my video library since the beginning. I watched as they slowly enshittified it, raising prices, pushing ads, removing stuff, etc. The last straw was them changing the client GUI into absolute GARBAGE to push their own services. So... Buh-bye Plex. Hello Jellyfin.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Watching Spider-Noir, and it's pretty good... However, that totally anachronistic, overproduced, awful version of "Dream a Little Dream of Me" really took me out of that world for a while. Sony just can't help pushing their music in their movies and shows, to their detriment.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Is it just me, or is every Millennial & Zoomer on here a neurodivergent, non-cis, anything-but-hetero, furry comic strip artist (and aspiring writer) with an anime-styled avatar and the same take on everything as their near-identical peers in Twitch chat? Because some days it sure SEEMS that way.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Someone should invent a high tech satellite that, once launched into orbit, can delete every copy of the song "Fancy Like" from the face of the Earth.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I just finished watching "The Mandalorian and Grogu", and I'm sorry, but if you didn't have fun with this movie then you should probably just give up on Star Wars forever and switch to Turning Point USA movies while your soul continues to wither away.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Movie critics when "Serenity" came out: "It's like a big episode of the show, and I think that's awesome!" Movie critics on "The Mandalorian & Grogu": "It's like a big episode of the show, and I don't like that." This is why I consider movie critics to be incredibly useless in our society.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Deer movie theaters, If you are worried about attendance dropping and concession prices are not negotiable for you, then maybe consider NOT charging a large convenience fee to people buying tickets online.

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

When you realize that Galaxy Quest is just an updated version of ¡The Three Amigos!

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𝕮ᥲᥱ𝗍һᥱᥕіᥣძrᥱ @fiction-machine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Anything with the word "Ministries" in the title is the last thing I'll donate to. We can be a charitable species without religious strings attached. In my experience, the religious strings often find a way to enrich themselves financially in the process.

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