ffruitbat.bsky.social @ffruitbat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I have a long, sordid history with chicken teriyaki that I fear I'll never overcome in this lifetime 000
ffruitbat.bsky.social @ffruitbat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025bouta contract lycanthropy so I can order myself a pup cup at the drive thru. a little whipped cream treat under the full moon never hurt anybody. 010
Reposted by @ffruitbat.bsky.socialThe Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 22/01/2025it feels so unfair when a salad gives you an upset stomach. like c'mon it wasn't even that fun to eat 1295354240
ffruitbat.bsky.social @ffruitbat.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i'm tired of being fueled by spite. gonna try something like dr pepper or those hard candies that look like strawberries. 010
ffruitbat.bsky.social @ffruitbat.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Please be nice to me. My tummy hurts and it's the least you can do. 010
ffruitbat.bsky.social @ffruitbat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025What ever happened to snake oil salesmen? What ever happened to carnival barkers? Town criers? Nobody is even willing to get shouted at in the street anymore. Everyone is so buried in their phones, it's disgusting. 021
ffruitbat.bsky.social @ffruitbat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The atrocities I would perpetrate for some mini marshmallows right now cannot be fathomed 040
