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Mike Wright

@ffhitman.bsky.social
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The Fantasy Hitman | Co-host of @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social and @spitballerspod | he/him linktr.ee/ffhitman

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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My daughter just received a master thesis in Weezer’s ‘Only In Dreams’. Including a flawless live description of the massive crescendo over the 2nd half. The song is a masterpiece.
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Waking up this morning:
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Watching Arizonans ice skate is high level comedy
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Just like we always say, you gotta insure your insurance policies 💀💀💀
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Round One! FIGHT!!! #MikeInTheBox
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
🫥🫥🫥
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The time for redemption has arrived. You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me! #AbdullahExpress
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
No Twitch stream tonight. I’ll be on the Kessel Run
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Well…it went poorly. 10 carries. I’m counting the 5 targets cause they were hitting him in his stone hands!
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In the spirit of the season and to get karma on the side of Rico 'Suave' Dowdle, I will donate $5 to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for every touch he gets tonight against the Texans. DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is borderline NSFW for dads
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hey party people. Momentum slowly gaining over here it seems. Will try to remember to post both places
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Hello to everyone that got rate-limited
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Mike Wright @ffhitman.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
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