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@fevermario.bsky.social
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Likes: Cats, Movies, Books, Games, Comics, Animation, Space, Natural beauty, Spicy fan art, Old computer hardware, Weeb stuff. Dislikes: Fascists, Bigots, Moral busybodies, Pseudo intellectual contrarians.

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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well,well,well...

If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man at podium: "We at Faustian Technologies have created the infinite testicle crushing machine and you must give us money for anti-testicle-crushing insurance.
So that we can protect you from this harmful device that we built."Random person in crowd: "Couldn't you just....  Like, shut it off? 
And stop developing it?"

Man at podium: "No. The Chinese are building one too!
You wouldn't want our country to be left behind by our adversaries would you?Random person in crowd: "Why do we need to be ahead of the Chinese on crushing testicles?  This machine of yours seems like it has few if any practical applications outside of money laundering and war crimes"
Man at podium (now visibly nervous and sweating): "Uhhhh...."Man at podium (Pretending to notice something that suddenly appeared above him, pointing his finger up and to the right): "Oh my god is that a unicorn?!?
Look up there!"
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI boosters say shit like this and wonder why everyone who isn't a CEO or otherwise personally profiting from this garbage loathes them.
"AI actor Tilly Norwood doesn’t need sleep, a living wage or a say in its roles"
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I feel my brain physically twisting into a pretzel shape every time I read this and try to parse what on earth he's blathering about.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some chud is auditioning to be the main character of Youtube dot com again. Why this witless drivel is in my recommended is beyond me. For obvious reasons, I hit the "don't recommend channel" button. Obviously someone who gets off to being yelled at, and I refuse to indulge their perversion.
"GaY pEoPlE rUiN eVeRyThInG" in the thumbnail.  "FiElDs oF MiStRiA aNd HoW sTaRdEw vAllEy hAs TuRnEd eVeRyThInG LaMe AnD gAy" was the full title of the video.   No seriously.Me clicking the "Don't recommend channel" button, to keep my recommendations free of reactionary drivel.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The satisfaction of holding it in my hand. The knowledge that it can never be tampered with or disappear without my knowledge. The fact that when I put in the game and turn my gameboy. it plays the damn game, it doesn't shill any products, it doesn't try to get me to use some goofy ass AI assistant.
A 1989 Grey Brick Gameboy, with Wario Land 1 being played on it.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Huh, guess I missed one..."
BJ Blazkowicz with his gun barrel smoking after dispatching some nazis.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Would you believe that some 420 IQ galaxy brain tried to blame "progressives" for Russians bombing Ukraine? I refuse to dignify this nonsense with a serious response and promptly blocked the moron in question, but their take was so comically stupid I had to immortalize it in some fashion.
"ThE pRoGrEsSiVe dEfInItIoN oF hUmAn RiGhTs Is A QuOtA oF mAtErNiTy WaRdS dEsTroYeD bY tHe RuSsIaN aIr ForCe."

Ladies, gentlemen, and those of unspecified gender. Behold! the top mind of Bluesky!
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Isn't it funny how the sorts of people who say things like this are often the ones with the most skeletons in their closet? Pictured below is all that ever really needed to be said about that attitude.
“If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of these organizers are always good? Do not the legislators and their appointed agents also belong to the human race? Or do they believe that they themselves are made of a finer clay than the rest of mankind?”
― Frederic Bastiat, The Law
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"developed world" birth rate issue eh?
Giving OP the side eye.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Grandpa Simpson from the famous "I had an onion on my belt... which was the style at the time" scene.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yay! I'm famous! No, but seriously, am I supposed to see this as anything other then a badge of honor?
<Username redacted> has added you to the "Anti-AI" moderation list.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just a perfectly normal Super Mario World bonus stage. Nothing to see here. #Mario #romhack #snes
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
#phantasystar #Alis #Landale #sega #mastersystem #sms #dlss #nvidia
Two pieces of Phantasy Star 1 art-work.  The on the left is in a classic '80s anime style, almost looks like a screenshot from an OVA in fact.  It depicts Alis blocking projectiles from an unknown enemy with her laconian shield while in the background, Odin (or Tylon, depending on the translation) is holding a skeleton monster with his arms upraised, about to toss it to the ground, as Lutz shoots a spell at a bat monster, and Myau lunges at some unseen enemy.  On the right, all of the characters are depicted in a photo-realistic art-style, all of them have only a slight resemblance at best to their in game counterparts, as was common in US marketing of Japanese games at the time.  "DLSS 5 off" is the caption on the left, and "DLSS 5 on" is the caption on the right.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Anime Yugi would mind crush the turd responsible for this post. Season 0 or Manga Yugi would just straight up <redacted>
A picture of Yugi Yami from Yu Gi Oh.  One look at his expression tellls you that he is *not* amused.  the subtitle says "I have nothing to do with this"
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Only slightly? Clearly I need to step up my game.
The results of my "woke detector" test on https://wokedetector.cirnoslab.me/  It says I'm only "slightly" woke.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Here, have a palate cleanser.
Aerith Gainsborough in her Pink Mermaid getup. Artwork by Mingway.  She is sitting in a pool of water.  Belly button exposed, only one this time.  This is because the image was made by a human being who understand basic anatomy, not a slop machine.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
That's Maaie and Lieea from Super Dimension Century Orguss. Here's a later, somewhat higher quality screen shot from the same scene.
Maaie and Lieea from Super Dimension Century Orguss.  Maaie is holding a tennis racquet.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Who would win? #lunar #silverstarstory
ЯAИNAR LUU⅃
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"We asked chatGPT...." I asked my Magic 8 Ball and it said this.
A Magic 8 Ball that says "ask again later"
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Poster for The Black Pirate, a 1926 film starring Douglas Fairbanks.    Fairbanks himself is depicted as sitting atop a treasure chest on a ship, another ship is seen behind him that appears to be on fire and sinking.Poster for The Mouse That Roared, a satirical film from 1959, with Peter Sellers, Jean Seberg, and William Hartnell.    A bunch of New York styled sky scrapers with cartoonish faces that are wearing US army general hats, along with the Statue Of Liberty are looking on with horrified expressions at a giant mouse on a tug boat that is threatening them with a bow and arrow.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The correct response to this question, and others like it.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Soon as I read this drivel, I just had to give it the voice it deserved.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult I'm a mature adult...
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I'd even take the 70s TV show over this. At least that was just boring and ill-advised, and not a grievous insult to everyone who ever worked on the original cartoons.
Title Card of the Tom And Jerry show from 1975, it was notorious for being rather dull, due to the lack of conflict in episodes.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"RING BELL TO PISS OFF LIBERALS"
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
One afternoon a big wolf waited in a dark forest for a little girl to come along carrying a basket of food to her grandmother. Finally a little girl did come along and she was carrying a basket of food. "Are you carrying that basket to your grandmother?" asked the wolf. The little girl said yes, she was. So the wolf asked her where her grandmother lived and the little girl told him and he disappeared into the wood.

When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than the Metro-Goldwyn lion looks like Calvin Coolidge. So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead.

(Moral: It is not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to be.)
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Confession: one of my absolute most favorite things to do in Super Mario Brothers 3 is to get the tanooki suit, and then position myself above an enemy, and turn into a statue, and just come crashing down on them like a Looney Tunes anvil.
Mario in a tanooki suit, turned into a statue, crashing down on a koopa like a looney tunes anvil.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I read this post in the voice that it deserves.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Musk rolls up to carl and lenny from the simpsons and babbles some edgy nonsense about peaceful people needing to be capable of violence that sounds like something a 15 year old would post on \pol\.

Carl asks lenny "what did he say?"  and Lenny responds "I don't know, something about having a really small penis"
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I am normal and can be trusted with the operation of motor vehicles. #dos #testdrive
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Another fake tweet, this is also a parody of a kind of interaction I have seen play out many times.    A user named "daffyduck647"  says that deliberately bombing children and refugees is bad.  In response, another user with an isreali flag in his username and profile picture accuses daffyduck 647 of being a HAMAS supporter.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is a fake image of a tweet that parodies a sterotypical interaction that happens on many internet spaces.  One person tweets that genocide is bad, and an obvious neo-nazi replies, whining about how "liberals make everything political"  The fact that they feel personally attacked by stating that genocide is bad says more about them then the person they are replying to.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
#zelda #botw #switch Moblin AI isn't very bright.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Timeless wisdom. #zelda #nintendo
If all else fail, use fire.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Socialism is when government.

Bottom text.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My favorite Inner Sphere mech in each weight class: -Light: Commando -Medium: Hunchback -Heavy: Warhammer -Assault: Zeus What are yours? #battletech
Line art of a COM-5S Commando, circa 3050.Line art of HBK-5M Hunchback circa 3050.Line art of Warhammer circa 3025.Line art of ZEU-9S Zeus circa 3050.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I killed daylight savings time! About damn time somebody did it really.
You hit daylight savings time for 5 damage!
Daylight savings time hits you with confusion for 4 damage.

You hit dalight savings time for 24 damage!  You're late, you're early, you're never on time!  You have killed daylight savings time!  you recieve 56 gold, and 2 experience.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Who wants to drink some FAAF?
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This is the only "X" I acknowledge.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Probably one of these three, TBH.
Sumire Kanzaki from Sakura Wars.Maria Tachibana, also from Sakura Wars.Rally Vincent, from Gunsmith Cats.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I wish all democratic party members who advocate for throwing transgender people to the wolves a very PRIMARY.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Dragon Gear 2: Sons Of Namek game over screen.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Credit to ‪@dasharez0ne.bsky.social‬ for the original image.
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
This clip summarizes my current mental state. #classicmovies #election
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fevermario.bsky.social @fevermario.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
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