Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 25/09/2026You wear a hood because you think it makes you look edgy. I wear a hood because it regulates my proprioceptive and nervous systems and fills me with a deep sense of comfort and calm. We are not the same. 062
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 06/05/2026If you can do it with AI, I can do it way slower and for way more money. 000
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 13/04/2026I spy an E-Stim ElectroPebble box!!!! Such a nasty and fun little toy!!! 110
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 07/03/2026You know you are living in the digital age when you have to power cycle your smart bulb because it isn’t responding to Homekit commands. Think about that. I had to reboot a LIGHT BULB. 052
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 06/03/2026Evangelical Christians need to be kept as far away from the halls of power as possible. Like, not even arms length. I am talking blue whale penis length. 031
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 18/02/2026There is no god and no afterlife. Ghosts, vampires, astrology and energy crystals are figments of your imagination. You are a sentient, bacterium-powered electric meat bag hurtling through space. So the question remains…are you going to eat that last doughnut? Cuz if you’re not I’m gonna. 063
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 04/02/2026You are not going to be everyone’s cup of tea. So if someone lets you know, by word or by deed, that you are not to their taste, don’t let it get you down. You still have value, and you are going to be OK. So stand up straight, and put the kettle on. 080
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 31/01/2026Saying you know what it’s like to have kids because you own a dog or a cat is like saying you know what it is like having cancer because you stubbed your toe. 1100
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 25/01/2026Can we all just agree that the only vocation that qualifies as reverse thin white girl privilege is being a DJ? 000
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 10/01/2026As a latex fetishist, there is no word more terrifying in all the Universe than "knitwear." Run. Away. 041
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 05/01/2026My wife (49) gave our 13-year old son a piggyback ride and I said to him, “Son, the only reason your mother won’t be able to give you a piggyback ride when you are fully grown is because she has turned into a weak-ass little bitch.” She almost peed herself laughing. I married the right woman 😂🔥 020
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 05/01/2026Nah. Just be weirder. The rest will take care of itself. 😜 110
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 02/01/2026If you have ever commented on a latex fetish model's post and told her she should upload more photos without a hood, I would like you to bend over and literally fuck your own face. 020
Reposted by Fetish Dynasty🗝️ ⛓️ Goddess Ivy ⛓️ 🗝️ @wholesmdeviant.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Let’s make 2026 the year you submit to @adriennekay.bsky.social and I. Together. Think you ca handle it? Latex: @deadlyfetish.com @ladylucielatex.bsky.social Doms: @wholesmdeviant.bsky.social @adriennekay.bsky.social Photography: @sloooouch.bsky.social 46114
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 01/01/2026Happy New Year. Shitty New Year. Boring New Year. Who gives a fuck. Just make it through the goddamned year. OK? 😘 020
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 30/12/2025If I send you a post from social media, or a meme, or a video on YouTube, I want to make this absolutely crystal clear – I fully expect you to watch that shit. I am not fucking around. This is critical to the continuation and betterment of our relationship. There will be a quiz later. 020
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 26/12/2025If you are reading this on the toilet, I sincerely hope everything comes out OK. 030
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 23/12/2025Realizing you are niche in a niche that is already pretty niche. 020
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 13/12/2025Kicking myself for not buying stock in companies that make mini-treadmills. 000
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 11/12/2025Well done on the latex cat ears mask. You are one more step away from becoming a true weirdo. 020
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 06/12/2025He is an evil little fucker. He would have fit right into the Nazi high command. 010
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 06/12/2025There isn't a single serious person in that entire administration. All ridiculous human beings. It is a circus filled with lickspittles, crooks, cranks and kooks. 100
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 06/12/2025The skills you use as an “AI artist” are the same skills a “chef” uses when they order from a drive-through. 010
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 04/12/2025haha It was intended to be provocative. I wanted to see who it triggered. Or at least resulted in some self-reflection. I just scoff at the social media personalities who could give or take latex, and who only wear it for the attention. Just a bunch of fucking poseurs. 100
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 04/12/2025I need latex like I need water. No matter how much water I drink, I will always need to drink more water. And without water I will die. 171
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 04/12/2025You'e not a real latex fetishist. You just like the attention. 130
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 24/11/2025Further proof that Gen-X was totally unsupervised. If you need the government to produce an ad to remind kids not to get their limbs chopped off accidentally during play, you clearly had no clue what they were doing out there lol Every policy has a story! 010
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 24/11/2025A special shout-out to the genuine female latex fetishists. The real deal. Women for whom latex is not a way to enhance sex, but is the pathway to sex itself. The question of whether total latex enclosure is desired is not even a question. It begins from there. Naked? Still fantasizing about it. 040
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 01/11/2025Now that Halloween is over, can we get back to normal where we dress up on a random Tuesday because it's fucking sexy? We don't need no stinkin' festival. 040
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 30/10/2025I will never make a post about how sorry I am for not posting for a while "due to [whatever]." Mainly because nobody gives a fuck. Just live your life. You aren't providing updates on a hurricane. 060
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 14/10/2025This is my favourite kind of art of yours. Heavy rubber, masks, tubes...the world needs more of this! 000
Reposted by Fetish DynastyRab @layer.industries · 07/11/2024And because I'm me and gas masks and rebreathing bags are just the fucking best, a version of the previous post with them. 6652124
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 09/10/2025A genuine fetishist needs whatever their fetish happens to be. They don't need variety. They will never get bored of it. It is always as amazing as the last time. It is not a phase. There is no need to "spice things up." The spice is perfect and it is all they need. Don't overthink it. 040
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 08/10/2025What in the fuck are we even doing??? Follow me for more life advice. 120
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 07/10/2025Been doing this for years! Super hot. You can run but you can’t hide 😈 230
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 07/10/2025Dear well-meaning, ESL pervs: It is a shoot - a photoSHOOT - and not a “shooting.” A shooting involves guns, ie: a “mass-shooting.” You, on the other hand, have just posted photos from your latest “shoot.” Glad we had this talk. I sincerely hope you weren’t actually involved in a shooting. 030
Fetish Dynasty @fetishdynasty.com · 24/09/2025There is nothing more dangerous than a stupid person, because they think they are smart. A smart person knows that they themselves are stupid. This is what makes them smart. 020