Reposted by Festus MouseDarck 🔜 MFF @darckhumor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I dunno how to say this kindly, but get the fuck off xitter. It's so easy to fall prey to algorithm dripfeed even when you think you "aren't political". You see it more and start normalizing shitty things without realizing it. Follower count isn't worth it. Get off Xitter. 719876
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dont date a macro if you value your house... or get better insurance... 130
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wouldnt mind watching those two work out together ;) 110
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now im thinking about a micro personal trainer just obsessed with making his clients even BIGGER 110
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I havent tried it yet, have you been enjoying it?? 110
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is so good <3 You are making so much progress 131
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I need so much more of this "Massive hunk giants hitting on micros" in my life. 030
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is one of the greatest pieces of macro art I have ever seen... incredible! 140
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Thank you!! Means a lot <3 I love having my little espresso corner 000
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I feel like this might interest some of you macros... gizmodo.com/scientists-i...gizmodo.comScientists Identify Mushroom That Makes You Hallucinate 'Tiny People'Mycologists have identified a species of mushroom that induces hallucinations of dozens and sometimes hundreds of tiny people. The fungi is native to China and the Philippines. 000
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Man, im not normally a thigh guy... but those are THICK and incredible 120
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I have the z fold 7. I have had a few of the folds before but this is the first one they REALLY got right. The exterior screen is finally like using a normal phone. It is as thin as a normal phone when closed. And the interior screen is very useful. If you want a food dont get anything before a 7 000
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Thanks to all the bigs and smalls for the birthday wishes today. You guys are wonderful 010
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026What if we held a furcon on your left pec. That way you could come too. We can call it ALPC (Aidan's left pec con) Obviously this will lead to ARPC, a competing con... 110
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Ill ride on your shoulder <3 (the very wide one) 010
Festus Mouse @festusmouse.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I miss macro march already. What if we just all agree it is always macro march??? 🥺 020