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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
BREAKING NEWS “We cannot have unelected people wielding power in Washington” - Elon Musk
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
One of the people in this photo reads and speaks at a 3rd grade level, likes to pretend he’s a grown up, can’t control his emotions, smells like dirty diapers and relies on Elon Musk to tell him what to do.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Trump and Congressional Republicans unveil bill to rename Greenland “Red, White and Blueland”. That is not a joke. In related news, the rest of the world is considering renaming the U.S. “Trump is a Weak Draft-dodging Nepo Baby Felon Rapist Who Is Following Hitler’s Playbook Land”.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Elon Musk has been a terrible President. Why, oh why, did a plurality of Americans vote for him?
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A Swazticar!
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yes, but I heard Trump is charging Putin 25% more for each B.J. that Trump personally administers.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Said in Doug Mackenzie voice: “Are those, like, metric beers? Take off, you hoser.”
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Page 74 of the 1933 German playbook specifies that gaslighting is love. Just sayin’
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
In related news, a duck that walks, sounds, looks and smells like a duck is “tired” of being called a duck. (Follow me for some more great analogies. Or are they similes? I don’t know, but I hate Trump.)
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Remember: Drumpf’s failed companies - steak, water, magazine, University, etc. - exceed the number of his bankruptcies. He has failed in many and varied ways, and somehow keeps finding new ways to fail.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
They organize on several platforms. FB is but one of them, and it’s how I found them.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
They have a Bluesky presence, too. All information shared is intended to be widely distributed and publicly known. And there is nothing naive about this group, believe me. They understand exactly what they are doing, how to do it, and why it needs to be done.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Congress is Republican controlled, so they cannot be counted on. Dems are unprepared and scrambling to combat the bullshit but, with few media outlets left, they don’t have much to highlight their voices.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Thank you.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share. (And please follow me for more stuff like this.)
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share. (And please follow me for more stuff like this.)
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share. (And please follow me for more stuff like this.)
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share. (And please follow me for more stuff like this.)
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share. (And follow me for future stuff.)
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Like the “resistance” page. Read it, get mortified by what is really going on in the Trump/Musk administration, and share.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Copied from my FB page. Share at will. Please.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Total number of jobs ever acquired by D, E and I on their own merits: Zilch.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You left out wickedly overdosing on Doritos after smoking. How many poor pot smokers have been Dorito-ed to death? I shudder to think…
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Voter’s Remorse requires a certain level of critical thinking and self-awareness that the MAGA crowd clearly lacks. Jeeez, after Trump killed a million Americans with his COVID lies and incompetence, but they still thought “yeah, but he’ll make eggs cheap”. And he failed that, too.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Trump’s policies of hiring only toadies are the ultimate DEI (“Didn’t Earn It”) anti-meritocracy policies and he ought to be held accountable for that. The liberals need to weaponize the DEI label against Trump. Constantly. Trumpism has learned to control the narrative. That must stop.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Very cool that the Trump admin has reawakened the fears of dying in a horrific plane crash. Haven’t even thought twice about that since I was ~6 years old. Back on the table, baby! Also if my body is exploded at 600 miles per hour it'll be blamed on the last remaining non-white federal worker. 👍
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
That ain’t nothin’, Tim! Imagine the fun associated with reduced or eliminated food safety regulations and contagious disease information! Plus $12/dozen eggs, and reduced social security benefits! Great job, America! Are we having fun yet?
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“We need to fill the government with qualified people”, says the rapist, felon, fraudster President who has filled nearly every cabinet position with inexperienced incompetent supporters of his campaign.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I nominally disagree. I blame everybody who helped put that incompetent asshole back in office. Sadly, it’s a wide net.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
He has never shown human compassion. He hasn’t even loved a pet.
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. But unfortunately I spillt hamberder ketchup on it. That was Biden’s fault. And Soros. Because I have the best hsmberder policies.” - Donald J Trump, felon, court-confirmed rapist, fraudster
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Partial list may be found here: fortune.com/2025/01/29/c...
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Companies like Costco and Apple are defending their DEI programs despite nationwide pushback—These are the companies standing by their policies
“Nothing has changed.”
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Rock Paper Beer @festmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Trump’s policies of hiring only “yessir” toadies are the ultimate DEI (“Didn’t Earn It”) anti-meritocracy policies and he ought to be held accountable for that. The liberals need to weaponize the DEI label against Trump. Constantly. Trumpism has learned to control the narrative. That must stop.
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