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Festivus Media

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The official account of the 5BW Festivus Media team. Account ran by Minerva Appleton and Alexa Cabrera. (FICTIONAL)

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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking: South Beach Festivus Wrestling will have its first show outside of Miami on January 2, 2027 from the Nicolett Island Pavilion in Minneapolis, Minnesota. As a result, no SBWF talent will participate in Global Festivus in Sydney, Australia for logistics purposes.
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh NO!!!!! What the hell is former Festivus play-by-play and noted Diana Tremblay hater Matt Crews doing here in Bucharest? - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Skylar Sweeney's reaction to a recent title change: "She never deserved it anyway. We all know what really happened. But she is probably still sucking the right **** and they're probably moving her up to another division" - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hope opener tonight! LGW! - Minerva
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Alexa was walking by and overheard Olivia Beaudelaire tell someone in the locker room that, and I quote "Alexa and Minerva are bitches and I hate them and they promote propaganda biased BS like the stupid Real Friends and Sabrina 'Faker' and Minka and Alana and ugly ass Diana Tremblay" - Minerva
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey guys! This is Minerva! So, a lot's happened since we last posted. Angelica decided to focus on her PBP, Jayson went back to being a wrestler and Olivia, I personally booted her from this account due to conflict of interest. It's just Alexa and I going forward. Stay tuned for updates and all.
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I hate to editorialize, but blindside releasing people is unprofessional. The horror stories about Global Championship Wrestling that I've heard in the past appear to be real. - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The Sunshine Stunners speak out: " @alanaalvarez.bsky.social is legitimately an enabler of Minka Carter and her prior sex pest nonsense. She is a magnet for women like her (see Hayley Halsey). Minka will objectify and abuse her just like Hayley did. How can she be friends with that?" - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
There were a fair amount of complaints from many lobbyist groups regarding the graphic nature of what happened to Diana Tremblay. - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
5BW has donated all remaining "DH" merchandise to charity. This closes the book on one of the biggest bits in company history. This is why undefeated streaks aren't always useful or memorable - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Mood... - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
That article I've been sitting on with someone that left that place out west might be getting released on Thanksgiving. Might. I don't know. It's a heater... - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Disturbing security footage of Manny Chips going through the shoe bag of @azaleacordova.bsky.social He was caught sniffing the bag by @jcaresalle.bsky.social and told to get the hell out ...what the actual hell? This is not normal behavior... not normal at all... - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Christy Winters receives lifetime ban from Festivus for derogatory comments towards Victoria Salinas and Ginny Kayla according to a source. - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The deal with @alexandriaduvall.bsky.social regarding Prestige is simple. She was sick and tired of being treated "beneath my worth" and having her "intelligence insulted", states that she did not feel she was ever going to get to where she wanted to be and was sick of being "lost in the shuffle".
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@joannapn89.bsky.social Azalea needs a spanking - Jayson Schneider
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@joannapn89.bsky.social @azaleacordova.bsky.social youtu.be/wf-vMb2zWdI?... - Jayson Schneider
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I am confirming that @chasityw.bsky.social and @roughntoughnova.bsky.social have left Suplex Company citing lack of opportunity and citing the way Heather Deveraux was mistreated. - Minerva Appleton.
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
My brother is okay. He's hated taking concussion tests every day for the last few days, but he's passed them all and appears to have avoided one. Obviously, it was less than ideal for @alanaalvarez.bsky.social to meet our parents under these circumstances, but she won them over. - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Julianna DiMaria on current events: "I'm in a better place. I definitely upgraded. I hated where I was (SCW). As soon as the piece of shit I beat for their world title tried to undercut me and cut short my title reign, I hated being there. I got tired of the bullshit very quickly." - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Depression is very real today with the Twins deciding to liquidate their whole team like if they were sponsored by Kmart or something. Sad. Just said. This is the 1st year of 5 straight years of rebuilding torture. If anyone needs me, I'll be hitting that 40 pretty hard tonight. 💔- Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Snoop Dogg statement on Tamara Mendoza's actions lately... "I knew that b was off the shizzle... lookin' like she smoke too much of that synthetic reefa, know what I mean?" Okay then... - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
So much in-depth material right now regarding. 1. Why Julianna DiMaria left Sin City Wrestling 2. Who really IS Tamara Mendoza? (according to those that knew her best) 3. Are Joanna and Kelly done? 4. How Veronica Rachelle and Amy Harrison are "back. Stay tuned - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hayley Halsey's reputation for toxicity has cost her a job on Festivus, I've learned. Victoria wanted to have her on board for a behind the scenes or on screen role (not specified what exactly), but GM @candicecarter.bsky.social refused to hire her citing "too high of a risk" - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Luciana will officially tie for longest 5BW World Championship reign tomorrow. - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Hayley Halsey "will never wrestle again" according to a source - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Minneapolis is about way more than Prince and lakes. Spend a weekend up there and you'll see that. It's rather sad social media interns promoting their 4th rate companies coming here don't know a damn thing about my hometown - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Part 2 of my Luciana Verdoza piece @5bwrestling.bsky.social festivusinsider.blogspot.com/2025/06/over...
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Overcoming an Old Name: Part 2
Overcoming an Old Name: Part 2 Minerva Appleton Drags to Riches in Season 1 is widely considered to be the worst show in 5BW history. The s...
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Update - quote from anonymous source: "They originally didn't want to return at all but was pushed toward it by advisement. Once the supercard they just did happened, they decided to just be done with SCW completely." - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Massive news. Hearing that a big name in SCW's Bombshell division has left and could be on her way to OUR neck of the woods, if you know what I mean. Their source tells me it was for "mental health" reasons and being "tired of certain women and having to look at them" - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Breaking: Two burglars armed with metal baseball bats arrested outside the home of Kaitlyn Fien at 3 AM this morning. The burglars smashed windows attempting to break into the home. Kaitlyn wasn't found and a car was also smashed up. Police arrived in 10 minutes. @hayleyamandafienfu.bsky.social
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Christy Winters is in hot water. Again. - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I didn't steal her man. She never deserved him, he never belonged to her and he decided to finally come home where he belonged. This is what she gets for punching me in the face. Look in the mirror. This is all your fault that you couldn't satisfy what he wanted. - Olivia Beaudelaire
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
@5bwrestling.bsky.social world champion Luciana Verdoza has overcome a lot over her career, but nothing more than her own shortcomings and even an old name she once used... Part one of the story... - Minerva Appleton festivusinsider.blogspot.com/2025/05/over...
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Overcoming an Old Name (Part 1)
Overcoming An Old Name by Minerva Appleton (Please note that this interview and article was written after the elimination chamber and does n...
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Allison Mayberry with a brief statement before tonight: "Luciana Verdoza is going to know what a real title defense is like tonight. She's not going to be facing weaklings that took their ball and went home like Flake Hemingwho."
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
On Friday, a plea bargain was reached between Nicole Silverman and the state of CT following her attempted forcible stripping of GM Candice Carter at Super Festivus V. Nicole will be fined $1000 and serve 90 days in jail for attempted indecent exposure. Her release date is August 6, 2025.
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
We're looking forward to bringing you Festivus tomorrow night! Headlined by champion vs. champion and also, the Electric tag team championships are on the line. We look forward to having the best seat in the house like always - Jayson and Angelica
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
There is some tension in the air tomorrow for sure. There's speculation that one person currently in a tag team or an alliance is fed up with their partner and how they are "always dragging them down". Is there truth to this? I suppose we'll find out. - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Bit of a note going into Warhandle tonight. Adrianna Rivers has provided the following: "I am filing a restraining order on @chelseamkennedy.bsky.social for stating in a BlueSky response to Azalea Cordova that one day she'll get her hands on me. This is threatening behavior." - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hemingway QUITS! Scandalous, stunning controversy this morning. No further details to release at this time though lead officials are said to be pissed. - Minerva Appleton
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Festivus is happy to announce the hiring of Teresa Moretti as Festivus Head of Legal. You may know her as the older sister of Luciana Verdoza, but her role will have nothing to with any in ring concerns. Purely legal and she helped Victoria with the new "no strip" policy.
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Tamara's man deserves better!!! - Olivia Beaudelaire
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
@candicecarter.bsky.social has suffered enough honestly. - Jayson Schneider
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
5BW World Champion Luciana Verdoza has tied the record days combined holding the championship at 371. A win over Bridget Johnson tonight would break the record. She would also be 2 defenses away from breaking most defenses. - Angelica Romero
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
As a note, Diana's "Festivus exclusive" situation isn't even a first. Former Shooting Star Champion and 4x WHC Julianna DiMaria has a Festivus exclusive contract, though it's mainly limited to the 2 annual supershows. She is the only non-5BW wrestler to have been on every FIF/MITM. - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The locker room gossip I hear is that Zara Grimm of XS uses steroids which explains her drastic change in appearance out of nowhere a few seconds ago.... - Olivia Beaudelaire
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
BlueSky exclusive: @hayleyhalsey95.bsky.social "I am planning to retire" The 30 year old announced she's retiring following her final two Wrestle League matches. Halsey states that being involved in the current season "broke my confidence beyond all reasonable repair" and she's "done suffering"
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Rumor debunker: Despite Manny Chips wearing a shirt professing this, he is NOT Azalea Cordova's boyfriend. He simply worships her and they went out on one date as an exchange for the Shattered assistance. Azalea herself says she'd never lower herself and that "being a dog killer is a deal breaker"
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This is the darkest day in Festivus history. - Alexa Cabrera
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Festivus Media @festivusmedia.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Festivus tickets for tomorrow have finally sold out. - Alexa Cabrera
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