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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/07/2026

When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share.

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I don't care if you take your Christmas tree down the day after Christmas, but there should be a law that outside holiday lights must remain up and turned on at least through the end of January.

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God @thegodshow.com · 08/11/2025

The reason Trump isn’t dispersing SNAP funds to feed poor Americans is because he’s stealing the money for himself.

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Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/10/2025

Post this everywhere‼️ -and- RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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Shawn Harris @shawnforcongress.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Cannot believe flags to fly at half staff for Kirk. I guess assassinated public officials don't count. Trump remains a classless piece of shit.

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Charlie Kirk in 2023: "It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment." He was wrong. No child, no moviegoer and no conservative commentator should have to die to maintain this perverted notion of the 2nd Amendment.

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Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment
PUBLISHED APR 06, 2023 AT 05:39 PM EDT
UPDATED
APR 07, 2023 AT 08:44 AM EDT

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Endorse Mamdani.

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

@schumer.senate.gov Endorse Mamdani.

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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

People from all over are showing up for DC. This is not a moment. It’s a movement. We are united in our demands. We are all DC! #FreeDC

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

I understand the dire state of affairs in this nation but, STOP WEARING PAJAMAS IN PUBLIC (channeling Tom Nichols).

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

At every press conference with the drunkard Hegseth, some should ask: just how drunk are you now? Have you assaulted any women today? Did you have your typical 3 G&Ts for breakfast?

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

In honor of Pete Hegseth, I'm thinking of starting all work days for the next 4 years with 3 G&Ts. Since today is a holiday, I'm thinking 5+ might be appropriate.

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Professor Longhair's Valet @fesstivaldog.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Just sitting here, fighting back feelings of dread.

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