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they/he RZA guitar center beat enjoyer

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feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

never heard of it

the dungeon crawler carl cover, except its text is replaced with "Book of the New Sun" by Gene Wolfe.

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

love this pratchett quote and had to jump on the opportunity to use it

a picture of doomguy from doom (2016) that says: <<Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until leh0n, no one seemed to have thought about the bat. Eat bat death, demon...>>
Terry Pratchett about Doom

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

couldn't help but think of yogi berra on jazz

Interviewer: I don't understand.

Tom Bombadil Expert: Anyone who understands Tom Bombadil knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's whats so simple about it.

Interviewer: Do you understand it?

Tom Bombadil Expert: No. That's why I can explain it. If I understood it, I wouldn't know anything about it.

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

this is relevant to my interests

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

what lands? (I am swiftly beaten up by everyone else in the pod)

Sunder {3}{U}{U}

Instant

Return all lands to their owners’ hands.

The flow of time was disrupted; like a flooding river it rose from its banks. Tolaria was drowned in an instant that stretched toward infinity.

Illustrated by Stephen Daniele

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

genuinely evil, but I gotta get my games in with it lest it be banned

Sunder {3}{U}{U}

Instant

Return all lands to their owners’ hands.

The flow of time was disrupted; like a flooding river it rose from its banks. Tolaria was drowned in an instant that stretched toward infinity.

Illustrated by Stephen Daniele

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

an extremely large crunchy version of the "what if it was purple" meme panel

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

running this in an otherwise pretty serious deck is great, plus I don't think I'll ever get tired of explaining that it has 'choose' instead of 'target' in the rules text.

Sadistic Shell Game {4}{B}

Sorcery

Starting with the next opponent in turn order, each player chooses a creature you don’t control. Destroy the chosen creatures.

“Shame about your friends. Wanna see what’s inside yours?”

Illustrated by Karl Kopinski

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

knew I had it saved somewhere

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

a what pizza now

a restaurant specials board advertising garlic parmesan bites, buffalo chicken salad, and "The Popper Pizza"

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

just ordered some proxies in this style, they'll never not be funny to me

the magic card The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale marked with white-out and sharpie to be the card Command Tower instead

the magic card Force of Will marked with sharpie to become the card Counterspell instead

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

and once you make your guy big, make him super big

Fungal Sprouting {3}{G}

Sorcery

Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

“Saprolings need only a host to feed upon. Numbers will take care of the rest.”
—Ghave, Guru of Spores

Illustrated by Brad Rigney

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

pic of marty from true detective saying "I just want you to keep saying odd shit"

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

this post is what's making me excited about the game

meme image of wolverine holding a picture of toki from the arcsys fist of the north star game

000

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I think my commander playstyle is to play cards that everyone has to take a look at and then use them for shenanigans

Gorilla Berserkers {3}{G}{G}

Creature — Ape Berserker

Trample; rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)

This creature can’t be blocked except by three or more creatures.

“Their fury is their greatest weapon.”
—Taaveti of Kelsinko, Elvish Hunter
2/3

Illustrated by John Matson

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

you guys are alright, don't go to lindisfarne tomorrow

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feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

always, always thought this was cool

the ring of gix magic the gathering card, urza's legacy printing
Ring of Gix (3)

image description: a mechanical-looking hand holding a silver ring with two large green glowing gems

Artifact

Echo (3) (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)

(1), (T): Tap target artifact, creature, or land.

Not every cage is made of bars.

Illus. Mark Tedin

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I love vietnam-era mods so much

a MACV-SOG soldier sporting a chopped down RPD machine gun.

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

a diagram showing the path of luis carrero blanco's car, which cleared a building

an image with a Porsche Carrera in white with the text Porsche Carrera Blanco and the same car in midair above an explosion with the text Porsche Carrero Blanco

A picture of Luis Carrero Blanco with sunglasses on that says "¿Carreteras? Adonde vamos no necesitamos carreteras" ("Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads," from Back to the Future)

A picture of luis carrero blanco's car in midair with reindeer and a santa hat on it, with the text Feliz Navidad at the top.

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feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

luis carrero blanco's car in midair with the text "Tu me dejaste caer.... Pero ETA me levanto"

A photo of astronauts during the cold war: Yuri Gagarin from the USSR, Neil Armstrong from the USA, and Luis Carrero Blanco from Spain.

luis carrero blanco in a spacesuit

a photo of luis carrero blanco's car in midair with the text ARRIBA ESPAÑA

100

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

happy luis carrero blanco day

an image of luis carrero blanco's car, midair, after the explosion with the text "I want to believe" on the bottom

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feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I will never not laugh seeing this

An image of Luis Carrero Blanco's car in midair after the explosion, with the text "Tú me dejaste caer... pero ETA me levantó"

feskatch @feskatch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

a meme where two people are fighting on the left while a man on the right smokes. the left is labeled "marcos vs. marcos" and the right is labeled "marcos"