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Would you make me a sandwich? Quotes from the Fesh Pince series by @krobopro.bsky.social Created by @curt.dog Also runs @sonicfandubbot.bsky.social

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 52m

Thanks a lot!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 1h

That's a nice asshat!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 2h

(Ambulence siren)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 3h

Ohhhh... You gonna let me go anytime soon? Ohhhhhhhh.. (ReDead appears and latches onto Uncle Phil)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 4h

THREE YEARS LATER

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 5h

Ohhhh... ohhhh...

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 6h

Hey, hey, I guess we both said some stuff we didn't mean. I-- BUT... give me a hug!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 7h

F-U, nephew!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 8h

Iiiii-iii-iiiii... Fuck YOU, Uncle Phil!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 9h

How come you hit me, man?

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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

[I get comments every time the bot posts the quotes with "unalive" replacing "kill", so I'll make this pinned post: Bluesky auto-flags posts that encourage self-harm, regardless of the context. This bot got suspended a couple months back because of it, and I'd rather keep it from happening again.]

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 10h

Woah woah woah, but Uncle-- No "buts", Will Nah, you know what, Uncle Phil... BUTT! (Uncle Phil decks Will)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 11h

I did it.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 12h

McDoooonald's! (Yeah!)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 13h

(Spring jump, inspirational music plays) OUGH!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 14h

Philip Banks, (unalive) yourself!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 15h

OoooOOOoooh... Uncle Phil, you got to (unalive) yourself! (WHOOOOO)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 16h

McDoooonald's! (Yup!)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 17h

Philip Banks... SUCKS! ...HUAH...

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 18h

I'm Phillip Banks... and I'm STUPID! WA-WA-BBBBBBBBB

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 19h

More after this!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 20h

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Burger King commercial!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 21h

McDoooonald's! (laughter)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 22h

Uh-huuuh! Ah-ah-ah-ouuuuh! Siddown, siddown, siddown.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 23h

You piece of SHIT. *growl* I have to watch TV (television) NOW!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

BITCH!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

WHAT?!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

HEY! Stop playing VIDEO GAMES! I've had enough of your stupid VIDEO GAMES! Aren't you both a little o-o-o-old to be playing VDEIO GA-- SHUT UP!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

OUGH! Awwwuhhhuhh!

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

(16-Bit rendition of Fresh Prince theme)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

IT SEEMS TODAY THAT ALL YA SEE IS VIOLINS AND VIOLINS AND VIOLINS (evil laughter)

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What the heck is this?

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkN8KJW42dA

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

YOU SEE ME IN MY BENZ, NIGGA, KNOCK ON WOOD.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO WOOD. YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW WOOD.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

THE ENDING

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Awww thank you baby mm mm. Woo look at all this WOOD.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm a im a im a box box box.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

wood! I'm not carrying all this WOOD.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes. Why? Yeseseseses

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why do you shave Ashley's ass cheeks? Because woman grow hair on their BUTT

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why do you have paper on your cheek. Uhuhuhuhuhuuhu.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ashley! huhuhuh.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

OHHHHHHHHHhhhhh You sell fish. OHHHHHHHHHhhhhh You sell fish. OHHHHHHHHHhhhhh

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(sad jazz music playing) You sell fish.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You selfish.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You come near me I spray. (Carlton sprays Will) OHHHHHHHHHhhhhh

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Carlton I have to knock you out.

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What's your problem?

fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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