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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye

@ferrisrye.bsky.social
86 followers 224 following 180 posts

Level 35 redwolf, dad, and mechanical engineer. Will do calculations for money and/or art. Caveat voyeur.

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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Epsi as an otter works remarkably well.
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's silently costing people friends and other connections, too. If I see that you are posting or reposting gen AI content I'm unlikely to say anything but I will immediately lose interest in striking up any kind of conversation, friendship, or working relationship. And I know I'm not the only one.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A combat medic’s certification would heal me. But likewise a zombie apocalypse. So take that as you will.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To be fair, a nuclear holocaust would improve Nebraska’s economy.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tired like always lol new job has me bushed.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
DYNNIIIIEEEEEE How doing?
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*feeds the awawi tea and gives it pets*
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This dude is embarrassment personified..
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🍂Fweeblies🍂 : 🔜 BLFC @felisrandomis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@caniselastis.bsky.social @baarur.bsky.social Cricketfops @ivytrellis.bsky.social @ferrisrye.bsky.social Me!
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Mootsider🔞 @mootsider.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Kind of taking an art-break, but here's a slime-Rena
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🍂Fweeblies🍂 : 🔜 BLFC @felisrandomis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sticker comm for @ferrisrye.bsky.social #furryart #ryewolf #stickers #telegram
Digital art of three characters made for telegram/discord stickers. 1. deer/fennec character angrily pointing and yelling "Alright, listen here ya' shits", 2. A painted dog looking mildly shocked while saying "whaaat?", and 3. a wolf character sighing loudly as she pushes a button to reset a number bar that reads "0 days since last accident".
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wolfgood ^^
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What in the fuck have I imbibed? I didn’t think I’d be this introspective ona Wednesday into a Thursday.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What even are we doing? This whole construction is nothing but… a scaffold. There is no rebuilding the tower. We scramble for naught. We live for tomorrow and die suffocating in nostalgia. Fuck it. Go.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sorry. I just watched Falling Down. As the father of a young daughter… that just breaks me. It utterly shatters my essence. I have no existence but the happiness of someone only seeing themself for the first time.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man… fuck it. Everything. There is no profundity found in the depths of depravity. Or even existence as such as we are when we live for another. I’m tired. And I just want to go home.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Howshiba?
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Seyumei @seyumei.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Sky and Keith’s animal representations! I adore them a lot haha #goat #doberman #animalart
Doodle page of a red doberman mix (representing Keith) and a goat (representing Sky) and their shenanigansChibi drawings of a goat (representing Sky)Chibi drawings of a red Doberman mix (representing Keith)
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I wonder how many once-off passwords use “867-5309” in them somewhere. Regardless, we should all be using it and our area code for shared benefits like Kroger or Costco rewards. If 200+ companies can use the same address in Bermuda or wherever to avoid taxes, why not us?
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
HAP BORF!!!
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’ve got my little buddy coming through the original campaign so I’m just reposting for visibility (if I win, pick someone else <3 ) Good luck everyone!
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Spooky Falco @falco.works · 29/05/2026
One week to go on the Makeship campaign!! To kick off the home stretch we're hosting some giveaways on a few platforms, links below. Winners will receive a free Pen, no shipping payment required. And I've got a few 30% off discount codes to send out as well :)
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I can’t wait to retire in my 70s so I can drive 10 under the speed limit in the same rush hour traffic each morning for UTTERLY NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Literally me putting together my new desktop.
static.klipy.com
Henry Cavill's PC Build Struggle
ALT: Henry Cavill's PC Build Struggle
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Offer to spot. You gotta make moaning sounds in response though. Just make them as uncomfortable as everyone else is.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The lounging pose in picture two is just too good though. “Peak of manliness” indeed.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The supermarket has better music than an airport. This has GOT to be the worst rendition of “Bang a Gong” I’ve ever heard.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Airports really just need a peripheral of an Xbox or PS2 like at Walmart. The only hang up is keeping it clean.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Besides inebriation, I’m actually bored enough I could conceivably start working this bar. Lord knows the sole waitress could use the assistance. But what am I doing instead? Complaining in vitriol.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Flying to Jersey for the first my parents generation to pass. YET they hath passed unto me their timely sense of travel. Thus I’m in this godforsaken liminal space an hour and a half ahead of time.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Yes!
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
New idea for spam bots/texts/emails: just respond with this video. And send “STOP”. youtu.be/jZOywn1qArI?... I was raised on the internet. I am no longer interested in fucking around. Let them find out.
youtu.be
Taken Phone Speech [HD]
YouTube video by GreatestMovieClips
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I need more macro art.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Wolf 21 vibes. Love it.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I have truly ascended to being “old”. As I sit, having finished my bourbon on the rocks, eating my cottage cheese with pinch of salt and olive oil. But I retain my youth, for it is past midnight and I just was playing videogames. Dichotomy is fun.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That is brilliantly preferable to giving a wanton government an interest free loan.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Me: musical taste is not a personality Also me: music is a core element of my being and Lenny Kraviyz is a fun guitarist, the Black Keys are a worthwhile conversation starter.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Well that’s gotta be the cutest Umbreon ever.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No judgement here. Pancakes and a rum n’ coke.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Inspo hath struck during a slow day at work.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Huh. Guess he ran out of money again.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I’m such a sucker for things that taste like dirt: catfish, Italian red wine… dirt. The earth tastes good.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Fryin’ catfish.
A skillet on a stovetop. Golden brown nugget of catfish are sizzling in oil in the cast iron skillet.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
If a millennial says, “I love you more than coffee” marry them right away. You’ll never find a more loyal partner.
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Aydahar🐲🐍🔞 Commission open @aydaharart.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Marry Christmas for @phoksi.bsky.social
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2003. Our government invaded the wrong country and ratified the Patriot Act. Early, I know but shit rolls downhill and that’s where it started.
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Ferris “Sazerac” Rye @ferrisrye.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s hilarious how little changes over time… people bemoaning socialism have never really known what it is, have they?
The octopus of socialism.
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Hub621 Network @hub621.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
#e621 #furry #anthro #female #solo #genitals #clothing #hair #fur #breasts #tail #bodily_fluids Artist: muffyteru Source: x.com/Muffyteru/status/201670534899…
E621 post by muffyteru
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Twilight @twilightpb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)
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