Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026New rent-free apartment opened in Elon’s brain 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Or even "I wasn’t successful", showing some f***ing respect to the job and the people who wisely decided she was entirely unsuitable for it 020
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Neither was I, but we all start the day with good intentions 0200
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Say what you want about the Cybertuck, but I heard that you can flip it over and it starts first time 010
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I love mine, but they are not serious people 050
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you already have an electric snow shovel, you don’t need another sex toy 120
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026No, no, it’s different, it’s called a Wover Metwo now 110
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 02/07/2026static.klipy.comBlue Myself - Arrested DevelopmentALT: Blue Myself - Arrested Development 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2026THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS WATER 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Honestly the Associate Directors and Managing Directors I’ve crossed paths with from Accenture were already non-sentient robots 020
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Maybe they would have had more luck with "The Dull Beardy Folk Corner" 010
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026NYT does journalism with half-arsed approach 010
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I scratched right through my little red back, I wasn't gonna sit and cry 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 23/05/2026It’s a great album, classic even, but don’t you feel like trying something new? 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"You know the POTUS makes me wear Florsheim shoes" 011
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Interview? Stalin wasn’t even given right to reply during the socialism episodes 050
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I’m not sure anyone was asking for this, or for the "Maitlis" rebrand to be honest. It’s like they’ve tried to seem current by crossing Newsnight with Ali-G 010
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I direct the jury to disregard the hallucination 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 15/04/2026New Anthropic model leaked and vandalised several of their bored apes 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026"Because there's one thing I know I'd like to live long enough to savour That's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down" 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Honestly I'm feeling it may be right for my next door neighbour's Tesla 010
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Piccadilly Circus made a brief appearance right at the end, maybe he is pining for easy access to teenage rent boys? 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The reported merger between Airbus and Iowa Pork Farms should come as no surprise 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Not even owners but people renting or using cars owned by Tesla… I presume if the Tesla Bot commits multiple sadistic premeditated homicides they will take a similar level of responsibility 000
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 16/01/2026It’s really telling us a lot about the guy that he couldn’t even get an Airbnb for a couple of weeks and take the time to break the news to his constituents 020
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 06/01/2026They explained that because there is exponential growth in AI used for cyberattacks, we had no choice but to exponentially deploy AI agents to detect and combat cyberattacks. We will literally burn the planet watching this shit fight itself, while both sides pay the same guy 1192
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Fucking hell I don’t know how anyone survives CES. I grudgingly went to one Gartner event for work and it took years off my life 180
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Wedbush has been smoking the weed bush 010
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Just got to friend’s house for NY party and everyone is sick - kids, parents, coughing everywhere. No warning. Setting the timer for sick leave 020
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 10/12/2025So deep into the K hole, the only way out might be though his own kidneys 020
Ferringtoncaster @ferringtoncaster.bsky.social · 22/11/2025My daughter stopped breathing in my arms, minutes after being born. She was rushed away for a few horrible minutes by the midwife, then returned and had been happy and healthy ever since. It scared the shit out of me, to the point where a year later and I can’t make it through this article 2730
