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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

@ferret.life
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23 / F / She/Her / Software Engineer / Ferret Flavoured Chairwoman of Basingstoke Furs Driver of Little Tykes Cozy Coupe

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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 09/05/2026
Pulling up to @basingstokefurs.org.uk tomorrow in my fresh whip, I cannot be stopped, except by bumping my shins into plastic.
A little tykes cosy coupe.
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 22/11/2023
The bots are getting more on the nose with their names
Bluesky new follow notification

"FIT NAKED GIRLS"
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 19/11/2023
Follow me I look like this
Photo of link with the YouTube bubble caption "You 12 year olds are pissing me the fuck OFF so I'm disabling the comments."
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 04/11/2023
There are so fucking many of these porn bots all of a sudden!!
Showing 4 follows, all of which are 18+ porn bots.
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 02/11/2023
Also... Genuine medical PSA If you have a penis and balls and are of age, it's super duper important to cum atleast twice a week, it massively reduces your chances of developing prostate cancer and is just generally good for your mental health and wellbeing.
Anime style cat girl with many speech bubbles saying:

"Please don't participate in no nut november"

"Holding it in isn't good for your body and mental health"

"Your well-being is more important than meaningless self-imposed challenges"

"Don't neglect your yearning"

"A satisfied mind is the key to happy life"

"Take care of your own needs"

"Love yourself more, not less"

"Just go nuts!"
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 28/10/2023
Just purchased a kindle... First time ever using kindle. Check the reccomended. HOW DOES IT KNOW!?! I FEEL SO FUCKING CALLED OUT. YES AMAZON, I DO WANT EVERY BLUEY BOOK... BUT YOU DONT NEED TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS.
Amazon kindle device, 

"Reccomended for you"

*A list of every Bluey book published*
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 20/10/2023
Reminded me of this haha
A post on a social media platform

' "Trans women have male socialisation" my brother in Christ she can barely talk to the cashier and spends all day on the computer. She had no socialisation at all '

Meme image attached of drawn character looking down empathetically with the caption 

"She's me fr..."
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 20/10/2023
Eeeee! Setup my Pi-Star MMDVM hotspot for Amateur Radio DMR! First time having a hotspot! Finally feel connected back onto the networks!! Since a lot of the repeaters in the UK switched off of the big DMR Networks :(
Photo of a Raspberry Pi with an MMDVM hat on a very very messy desk. MMDVM hat has a little screen with the DMR logo and it's active listening/TX status
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 10/10/2023
Bluey reaction image

Gasping/supprised
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 01/10/2023
Me when I'm stoned and litterally just making the worst sandwich in the world
Chef :)
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 27/09/2023
Minor spelling mistake
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 27/09/2023
I think the High Counsil of Elagon's decision to totally ban the testicular tortion spell doesn't consider the kink uses of the encantation and discriminates against CBT Sorcerers.
Patrick star from spongebob chained up, he has a beard and a wizard hat on

"What's a wizarding opinion that will get you locked up like this"
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 26/09/2023
Cool bug facts!

The Top/Bottom binary where top = masculine, active, muscular and dominant. While bottom = feminine, passive, slim and submissive. Is just heteropatriarchal ideology getting imposed on queer dynamics.
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 26/09/2023
Grass grows 

Birds fly

Sun shines 

And brotha 

I wash dishes

(Photo of scout from team fortress two with sinkdog's face replacing his)
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 22/09/2023
:D
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 22/09/2023
Drop something blue from your gallery
Spamton from delta rune with an absolute dump truck, like an absolute fat dumpy, like a complete and total cake, asscheeks that could cause an earthquake

"You may [[Slap Chop]] it"

"Once"
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 22/09/2023
Heyyyy!!!! It's follow Friday heckin frickers!!! Gimmie some people to follow! Need some new stuff on my skyline!
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 21/09/2023
This u?
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 21/09/2023
I care about you /penis
User 1: Just heard some bad news for the Brits, but don't worry, I still like you Jess /p

User 1: a meme saying hatsune Miku hates British people

Me: WTF IS /P IT LIKE /PENIS OR SOMETHING?

User 1: HAHAHAHAHAH
Its a tone tag, it means platonic

Me: makes sense /penis
I hate British people too /penis

User 1: British people don't exist /penis

Me: true /balls
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 21/09/2023
PSA: Remove tracking Information from YouTube links!!!
(Biiiig alt text... ok!)

Please sanitize your YouTube links!

Recently YouTube's links got 2 times longer. They added Source Identifier in them for the sole purpose of collecting data. You can delete it, and the link will still just work.

https://youtube.com/xyz?si=abc
Everything before the ? Is the actual link to the video, everything afterwards is a source identifier 

Sometimes, YouTube links have time codes so people can link specific parts of a video, for example

https://youtube.com/xyz?si=abc&t=69

You can remove the source identifier and the & symbol, but retain the t=69 after the ? 

Why should you delete that?

1. You post that link on social media. Google crawler finds it, checks the database and now knows this account on other social media belongs to you

2. I click on your link and now Google knows our accounts are connected
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 21/09/2023
Frick! I'm just resisting the weird echolalia I have for the name Jess or Jessica. Whenever I see or hear it, I start repeating it
An image of a small furred creature demonstrating echolalia.

Echolalia (repeating words, sounds, or phrases)
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 21/09/2023
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 21/09/2023
I need it so fucking badly oh my fucking god, my desire to be pet is overwhelming, I am going insane, touch deprived ferret girl
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 20/09/2023
Photo from earlier
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 19/09/2023
I approach
Jojo's walking meme
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 19/09/2023
Without downloading new pics describe your gender in one image
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 19/09/2023
Twitter shadow deleted one of my posts! I sent this image with just the caption "@elonmusk" and a few seconds later the post vanished! Free speech my ass!
Satirical "conservative American" meme, depicting a white lady saying:

"Now kids, if ya can't say somethin that reinforces my paper thin understanding of the world around me then don't say anything at all" 

Accompanied by graphics of the American flag, a bald eagle and a fist
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Jessica!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ferret.life · 18/09/2023
User 1: *at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes I just find it difficult to hocus-focus

User 2: have you tried abracadadderall

User 1: it's a material component for spells requiring Concentration
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