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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻

@fernsmail.bsky.social
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I do what I can with the resources I have. 😎🥸 Ok kinda nervous. Sanity Science Sarcasm 🤨🤭 NoDMs No$ requests pls.

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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oops I did it again made me laugh out loud!
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well there goes salad week.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Little Women” is way out.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m using that line all day today until at least my 3rd sleep.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I watched Reacher. Two episodes. Fun. And I did not binge. It was rough. Plus there were ads. Please send good thoughts my way.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe. It’s not really an interview though. Will there be donuts too? ;)
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ohhhhh the Shadow ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💯
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😩
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes! Agree!
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And I followed you at first because I love your words. ❤️
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a true thing I do. In my head, to amuse myself when I am bored, I write a version of Lord of the Rings where Gandalf sends Red Sonja to watch over Frodo instead of Strider. Not kidding, I have been writing this in my head for over a decade. She also falls hard for Arwen.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve never been more excited to read the next page :D
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
20. Ask if your friends know any nice bears.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great to be blamed for … math? 🤔
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I like this theory way more.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you considered being bubble wrapped for awhile for all our sanity? ❤️
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I tried to bring it back a few years ago. Naps are passé. 2nd and even 3rd sleeps can bring joy. ;)
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I walked into a room - remembered why - went to do something else and then picked up where I had been. Please clap!!!!
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If Nancy Pelosi had disappeared for 76 days, they would have started dragging the Potomac.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So my hubby from rural Texas has done the same wherever he goes for his whole life and I thought that was so out there - so yup I started doing it and people smile so much it’s crazy.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sadly this pertains too much to my life.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy birthday month 💕
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just no. Big news - if I take off my glasses, I don’t see dust.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Shame
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You are a bright flower too. Sorry for the world’s loss. ❤️
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know mine is watching you win Celebrity Jeopardy over again. So satisfying. 😎😬
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Exercising Exorcist. C’mon!!!!!!! One … Two
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seeing you and then later hanging with Rudy…a highlight of my life. ❤️
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And cutting down on prescriptions filled. “Backordered.”
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ok a rock and my car had a “thing” and I lost. No cute animation saved me.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Now you tell me.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Rudy ❤️
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And to think I taught him how to use the copier. And messed up.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This one. Even after decades. People know each other…just enough.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I learned to speed read very young and it took years to slow down and enjoy reading again. For me, reading a book is an escape that cannot be duplicated. ❤️
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fierce!
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wait - what exterminator did you use? 🥸
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What if some of us stood up then (with same reasoning) and sang “Shake it Off?”
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Snacks are important.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I asked him to write “Excelsior” and he laughed and said I’ll use that more now and we both laughed. I still have it. :)
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cool!!! He came to our production ofc and I believed his ideas and told him it would be “amazing.” I even got autograph on my fave Spider issue.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wait until you hear about how historically accurate it is…
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pretty please. I’ll make casserole.
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Totally dude. ✌🏻
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m pretty sure I saw you at the airport! ;)
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Flee 🤓👩‍🦰🥸🖖🏻 @fernsmail.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I had a friend who thought his vhs tape just ended weird. For YEARS. Not really a friend anymore. 😂
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