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Fern Lovebond

@fernlove.bond
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#AntiChristian #Fuck47 #🖕🧊 I ain't no follow-back gurrl. 🫂🅰️🌳 Humanist/ Agnostic Atheist/ Atheopagan ⚛️ Science lover ⚧️ Genderfluid (they/them) 🖖 🪴 💚

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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 12/08/2026
Hah hah hah. Kooky science fiction!
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/04/2026
Oh, I might have an idea in mind...
A woman wearing a tailored suit with a confident smile, standing in a city street.A stylish outfit display featuring a plaid coat, sweater, and wide-leg pants, designed for a chic office look.A woman wearing a sophisticated black jumpsuit with a defined waist stands confidently in an office setting.Array of six leaders in various types of fashionable business attire ranging from dresses to blouses and skirts.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 13/04/2026
I know what you posted above: an attitude (which you've repeated & then defended) wherein you show "prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group". Namely, atheists. To avoid the "bigot" label, stop being one.
bigot
noun

1. a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group

Example: don't let a few small-minded bigots destroy the good image of the city
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 22/03/2026
The Property of Ones: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the One. If you're not a bogus theoretician, the layman's way to put this is "the Colder is, the more of One it is." youtu.be/pqFNLidNxis
Cross-stitched framed image of three beer bottles, each labeled "COLD ONE". A stitched phrase below the bottles reads "A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All".
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 12/03/2026
Let me try again from a (f*&%$ng) Chromium browser so you can actually see the image. For the times when it might be the point...
A: you're going to hell!
B: who's in hell?
A: people like you!
B: then who's in heaven?
A: people like me!
B: you need to work on your threats.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 05/03/2026
I did read, including the explicit term "literal satanists." Your explanation is, I think, not terribly clear if it leaves so much room to be seen as founded in irrational literalism.
Post by "Republic of Ghouls, Inc" mentioning "elite cult of literal satanists".
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/02/2026
Shit, I forgot to save changes. Okay, at this point I'm not willing to keep fucking with it. The lesson here is when I want to post an image, strip the EXIF myself and use fucking Chromium. Fucking stupid timeline. I'm trying one more thing with the changes saved, just to see what happens.
Cartoon of a grey cat pouring a carafe of coffee onto an anthropomorphic brain in a blanket. Caption reads "C'MON, DO SOMETHING"
Original art by @lifewithbubu https://lifewithbubu.com/Screenshot of Fern's Goofcord window showing the "goat fucker / Trump" posting.Origianlly posted by "Ragnar Blackwolf"
> Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also like to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you thiink the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/02/2026
Okay, fuck. I guess I have to make an explicit exception in the ETP setting itself, not just toggle the switch. This sucks, I don't want to have to constantly disable and re-enable such a setting just to post a picture. *sigh* Same format: direct paste shot, upload shot, upload created.
Another screenshot of Fern's desktop showing Firefox settings open and Exceptions for Enhanced Tracking Protection adding bsky.app to the exception list. This is a direct paste from clipboard screenshot.Another screenshot of Fern's desktop showing Firefox settings open and Exceptions for Enhanced Tracking Protection adding bsky.app to the exception list. This is an upload of the same file from the other version of this.Cartoon of a grey cat pouring a carafe of coffee onto an anthropomorphic brain in a blanket. Caption reads "C'MON, DO SOMETHING"
Original art by @lifewithbubu https://lifewithbubu.com/
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/02/2026
So, if it's narrowed to Firefox (& variants) on my lappy, it's got to be the security/privacy settings, bc that's the biggest difference btwn phone & desktop I have. Looking thru settings, it seems likely the problem is the Enhanced Tracking Protection stripping images of data. Trying exception.
Screenshot of Fern's laptop screen, directly pasted from the clipboard, showing Firefox.Screenshot of Fern's laptop screen, uploaded from saved images, showing Firefox.Cartoon of a grey cat pouring a carafe of coffee onto an anthropomorphic brain in a blanket. Caption reads "C'MON, DO SOMETHING"
Original art by @lifewithbubu https://lifewithbubu.com/
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/02/2026
What if I use Tor browser on the laptop? That's a Firefox breed. Will it do something stupid to my images? 1: Pasted screenshot from clipboard. 2: Saved screenshot upload. 3: Uploaded created image. [Credit @lifewithbubu]
Screenshot pasted from clipboard of the extant post from this same thread.Screenshot showing the extant post from this same thread saved then dragged and dropped into the post for upload.Cartoon of a grey cat pouring a carafe of coffee onto an anthropomorphic brain in a blanket. Caption reads "C'MON, DO SOMETHING"
Original art by @lifewithbubu https://lifewithbubu.com/
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/02/2026
So Firefox on my Android also works fine. Interesting. How about the laptop using fucking Chromium, which I generally avoid unless essential because Fuck Alphabet / Google? 1: Pasted screenshot from clipboard. 2: Saved screenshot upload. 3: Uploaded created image.
Screenshot of a Discord post from Fern Lovebond of the "goat fucker" meme post by Ragnar Blackwolf. Pasted direct from clipboard.Screenshot of a Discord post from Fern Lovebond of the "goat fucker" meme post by Ragnar Blackwolf. Drag-and-drop from saved file.here is some attention
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/02/2026
Okay, the gifs work fine. What if I try to do this from my phone?
A large stuffed animal penguin
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 18/02/2026
Screenshot from cached:
Quote post of David Rothkopf‬ ( @djrothkopf.bsky.social‬ ):

So, I see Andy Beshear has a book out offering himself up as the latest Bible-thumping Dem (see James Talarico.) Folks, if you think competing for evangelicals is the Dem path to victory...no. If you think we need more religion in US politics...no. Religion in politics is a problem not a solution.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 18/02/2026
Yes, in fact, the only #sermons I've ever needed were the deleted ones. #ReligionCanSTFU #NoGodsNoMasters #atheism
Bluesky post by Alon Pinkas ( @alonpinkas.bsky.social ):
"This is the only sermon you'll need this week."
[Quoted post is Deleted.]
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 15/02/2026
3+ All you've done here is refused to admit your stance is bigoted & libelous, or to actually offer an explanation for your prejudice, despite my repeatedly asking you to please explain your stance. You're now trying to gaslight me that somehow your dodging is bc I'm not engaging in good faith. SMH
Want to throw off anyone watching about what you're up to? Try using a...
CONFESSIONAL ACCUSATION
[Image of a hand pointing one finger away, but illustrating that three fingers point back at the pointer.]

Creationist: "Evolutionists ignore science!"
Anti-trans: "Your ideology is being forced on everyone!"
Conservatives: "Dems aren't willing to work with us!"
Christians: "We're being oppressed by secularists!"
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 12/02/2026
I've stopped using that quote bc I read the full context, and Marx isn't really using the phrase how so many of us atheists have applied it over the years. In context, Marx's analysis is saying that religion's role is as a metaphysical balm for the real suffering in the universe and in society.
    The foundation of irreligious criticism is: Man makes religion, religion does not make man. Religion is, indeed, the self-consciousness and self-esteem of man who has either not yet won through to himself, or has already lost himself again. But man is no abstract being squatting outside the world. Man is the world of man – state, society. This state and this society produce religion, which is an inverted consciousness of the world, because they are an inverted world. Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d'honneur, its enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its solemn complement, and its universal basis of consolation and justification. It is the fantastic realization of the human essence since the human essence has not acquired any true reality. The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion.

    Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

    The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 12/02/2026
I did have one, and no, he never answered it. He's at dodge count 2 for now, and frankly the look of his other nonsense replies to you and others is boring to me now. I've posted a 30-part response to 1 of his bad memes, but meh. (Sidebar, neighbor: I'm not a "he", but I appreciate the backup 🖖)
Fern asking "Tom Cat" a question he still doesn't answer.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 14/01/2026
Yep: bsky.app/profile/seth... (Adding screenshot bc you never know where the snowball will roll.)
Seth Andrews - ‪@sethandrews.com‬
As of a few minutes ago, calling it a "scam, spam, or deceptive," YouTube deleted the entire "The Thinking Atheist" channel.

8:53 PM · Jan 13, 2026
30 reposts; 11 quotes; 84 likes; 2 saves
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 30/11/2025
🖖
Christians: "The end is coming! You better repent now, before it's too late, or you'll go to hell!"
Atheists: [Image of a man (the Loki character in the MCU) sitting at a table in a one-on-one discussion, responding with...] "Yes, very sad. Anyway…"
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 30/11/2025
#ICE #FDT #FuckICE #NoKings #AntiFa
Sign posted in a window reading "STOP. NO ICE ACCESS IN THIS BUSINESS" and delineating legal constraints by California law on the entering of a private business without a Judicial Warrant signed by a judge or magistrate, and that ICE administrative warrant does not authorize entry into private businesses.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 20/11/2025
Weird this is over 10 years old and still hits
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
-- Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn), Oct 16, 2015
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 20/11/2025
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
-- Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn), Oct 16, 2015
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 20/11/2025
Sending (tater) tots and pears.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 20/11/2025
Next steps for the administration...
PARODY screenshot of an Amazon.com listing for a Trump yard sign with stake. The sign has the text…
TRUMP
C'MON, SHE WAS 15!
AT LEAST SHE WASN'T 8
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 19/11/2025
I made the same point in a meme back in July of 2023. :-D
If Jesus was created in the womb without male semen, then he had only XX chromosomes and would be phenotypically female. But he presented male and used male pronouns.

TRANS JESUS WANTS TO OFFER YOU A HUG
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 17/11/2025
It's worth noting that agnosticism is not some kind of midway point btwn theism & atheism, it's a different category. Theism addresses belief. Gnosticism addresses knowledge. I don't KNOW if gods exist, so I'm agnostic on their existence. I don't BELIEVE gods exist, so I'm atheistic about gods.
A graphic representing the four positions possible between gnostic/agnostic and theist/atheist:
Agnostic Atheist: I don't believe any god exists, but I'm not claiming that — I might be wrong.
Gnostic Atheist: I don't believe any god exists, and I know they don't exist.
Agnostic Theist: I believe there is a god, but I'm not really sure.
Gnostic Theist: I believe there is a god, and I know it exists.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 17/11/2025
2. Atheism is literally as I described above, but you've once again attempted to tell me a definition that isn't actually used by atheists themselves or the common meaning. You've injected extra steps and abstractions, like this "cannot" addition. There's no need for faith to not believe.
ATHEISM

noun

1. disbelief in the existence of God or gods
Example: his book recounts his journey from atheism to faith
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 17/11/2025
Altho I'm not a prescriptivist, dictionary definitions help point us to how words are being used commonly. In this case, the below screencapture shows how people generally use the term. Our topic is the 2nd noun below, the use in context of religion or theology.
FAITH

interjection

1. said to express surprise or emphasis
Example: faith, I was shown the door myself and came home

noun

1. complete trust or confidence in someone or something
Example: this restores one's faith in politicians

2. strong belief in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual conviction rather than proof
Example: bereaved people who have shown supreme faith
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 17/11/2025
A tremendously generous statement, and amazingly good of Goldblum to have so efficaciously dispensed it.

“This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances, complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it what I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.”
― George Bernard Shaw
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 17/11/2025
#Jesus #AthestMemes #YMCA
Illustration by Domien Delforge, a series of four people making the "Y M C A" signs with their arms, but the first person is a crucified Jesus image, his nail-pierced hands making his arms in the "Y" configuration.
It is hilarious.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 17/11/2025
You remind me of this:

“I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 16/11/2025
Just to be sure the context is preserved, here's the screenshots. I'm sure he'll block me soon enuf, or delete his posts or account. I've highlighted the cutesie snark about "a socialist with multi-color hair." I wonder what he thinks socialism is?
Post by RoderickE (‪@roderickedotcom.bsky.social‬) reads:
Any #Christians on #BlueSky or is it just a platform of #secular #atheist #socialists that want to dictate what people do with their own money & time? #bible #jesus #christianity #biblestudy #religion #religious @patristicsearlyxty.bsky.social, @christianityy.bsky.social, @religionprof.bsky.social
[video of some Christian content]Reply by Fern Lovebond‬ (@fernlove.bond‬) reads:
Oh, there's plenty of Christians that want to dictate what people do with their own money & time.

As long as what you do isn't causing anyone harm, atheists like me DGAF what you do.

Just note that having opinions about your stance isn't telling you what to do, so try not to be fragile about it.

Reply to this by RoderickE (@roderickedotcom.bsky.social‬) reads:
That you imply I'm fragile shows what an asshole you are.

Reply to RoderickE from Fern Lovebond‬ (@fernlove.bond‬) reads:
Way to demonstrate the point. Thanks for revealing the type of Christian you are.

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞Reply to original from James F. McGrath (ReligionProf) (@religionprof.bsky.social‬) reads:
I’m a Christian and I’m here. FWIW, Jesus offered instructions on what people should do with their money and time…

Two replies from RoderickE (@roderickedotcom.bsky.social‬) read…
[Reply 1:]
Jesus is God, a socialist with multi-color hair is not :-)  Thanks for the comments. God bless and keep you.
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[Reply 2:]
oh, I see you're at Butler University.  I grew up in Broad Ripple. Hi there Hoosier!
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 16/11/2025
Some broflakes fall early in the season. Come to bsky, immediately start seeking to feel persecuted and superior, have someone let you know that there's no need to be fragile about it, and then they instantly show what testicles they are. Poor little "Christian" conservative.
Post from ‪RoderickE‬ (@roderickedotcom.bsky.social‬) reading:
"That you imply I'm fragile shows what an asshole you are."
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 15/11/2025
Time for the annual release of this, cuz it still applies: #FuckXmas #XmasMusicSucks #Pain
"Stop being so dramatic, it's just Christmas music."
Me:
[Image of an art fountain of a woman half-risen from a fountain, with red fluid pouring out of her upturned, open mouth, as if screaming, with additional rivulets from her eyes, as if she is screaming and crying blood.]
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 15/11/2025
Gather Restaurant|Bar is a very bougie place, and I'm in here scumming it up with my low class. I'm cool with it, tho, and the wait staff have been terribly kind. #NiagaraFalls #Restaurant
Soup of the day and potato wedges. I'm gonna pay like $30 for some soup and potatoes.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 15/11/2025
#Porter #Jesus #Beer
X-ians: "You need to find JESUS!"
me: "Done."
[Photo of "Sweet Baby Jesus!" Chocolate Peanut Butter porter from Duclaw Brewing Company]
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 14/11/2025
I wasn't even trying to argue. Ironically, they claim to WANT to argue w/ ppl, & whine that other people "don't know how". So they post provocative things like they're begging for interaction, & block ppl who have anything to say. I think their life stresses are causing severe social issues.
Post by Margaret Gel‬ (@icze4r.tokyo‬):

How do you know if someone is an atheist?

Don't worry, they'll argue with you at 4 in the fucking morning about it on Bluesky dot shit slash cum colon fuck
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 13/11/2025
FIFY
When you order a hamburger with no pickles and it comes with pickles and someone says "just pick them off."
[Photograph of a child with a strongly frowning, angry expression and folded arms.]
It's already been tainted with the juices, Karen!
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 13/11/2025
I replied to the below with the acknowledgement that what they proposed was indeed crazy, but not representative of actual atheism. They were, apparently, perplexed, asking if I was "fucking serious?" Absolutely. And I offered to have a conversation, if they wanted. They blocked me. Figures.
Margaret Gel (‪@icze4r.tokyo‬) said:

Thinking about atheism. The confidence of a human being, born into a situation that they know nothing about, that nothing made them, is astounding

'Well, I can't see what made me. Therefore it doesn't exist'

Explains the whole 'thousands get abducted by space aliens but nobody believes shit' thingFern Lovebond (‪@fernlove.bond‬) said:

Oh, no wonder you think it's so crazy, that's not what atheism actually is. Are you interested in understanding, or would you prefer a "strawman" version?Margaret Gel (@icze4r.tokyo‬) said:

are you for fucking realFern Lovebond (‪@fernlove.bond‬) said:

Absolutely. You presented an idea of atheism that is preposterous & incorrectly represents the atheist position. I am an atheist, I don't think the things you claimed I think, and I'm offering to have a conversation that explains what I, an actual atheist, think, & why it isn't as you stated above.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 13/11/2025
That's you in this screen capture of the very comment I replied to, saying that you believe that a thing COULD be NOT identical with itself, that it's possible to have "A" NOT equal "A". This is literally the bedrock of logic, & you think it's possible for it to be untrue. Maybe phrase it different?
@berkowitz.bsky.social‬ said:
"I heard you say on a video once that, paraphrasing, if something were ever found that didn't equal itself, that would falsify the logical axiom that a=a. But I don't think that's true. It would just show that the logical system that uses that axiom doesn't apply to that situation."
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 11/11/2025
The exterior photo above was from their own pages on social, so it shows the building in spring or summer. Below is a little closer to current conditions.
Exterior sign for Orange Cat Coffee Company trimmed with winter holiday decorations like evergreen boughs and lights.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 11/11/2025
Another awesome little space, but further north in the #Niagara (NY) area, Orange Cat Coffee Co, in #Lewiston. #OrangeCat is a cozy, semi-rustic little house-turned-coffee-shop with very fancy #coffee & #tea options, some eats, & a heap of charm. (Plus a killer logo.) Very #local, very chill.
Exterior of Orange Cat Coffee Company, Lewiston, NY. The image is taken in spring or summer, as evidenced by the lack of snow.An interior photo of the Orange Cat Coffee Company showing kitsch decor.An interior photo of the Orange Cat Coffee Company, eclectic decorations and reclaimed rustic furnishings.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 11/11/2025
The adult content mask? Adorable 😂
Beaker Muppet, caption "Fuck, I don't even have a meme for this."
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 09/11/2025
I may be found on #Tox with this QR code/ID.
E3016A4A3048B02EA80129523FD41518048A85D5CD92D1A23AE5827858D5510A109FE71B791B
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 06/11/2025
I mean, technically socialism would be when the workers own the means of production, but whatever. Still owned that asshole.
Post by j.g_rubel:
"Taught my kids how Socialism works. Let them Trick or Treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101."

Reply by johnrashotte:
"The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them."
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 05/11/2025
#Atheist #Jubilee
Jubilee "Surrounded" series thumbnail, "1 Atheist vs 20 Gods".

Image of a man sitting in a plain room at a table across from an empty chair, surrounded by empty chairs.
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 05/11/2025
What is this shit? Why are SO MANY "meme" images like this, terrible fekn quality? Like, you had to have specifically degraded the image quality to get those fukt up text areas, all grainy and shitty. WTAF?? Why do you fuckers do this?
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 05/11/2025
3d.xkcd.com/386/ #XKCD #DutyCalls
Off Panel: "Are you coming to bed?"
Guy at Computer: "I can't. This is important."
OP: "What?"
GaC: "Someone is WRONG on the internet."
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 05/11/2025
I still plan to use my favorite excuse: "Sorry, I can't run that, I'm on Linux." Nobody who wants me to use Teams knows a thing about Linux, so they have no idea if I can run it or not, but they believe me. Occasionally they ask "what's that?", I reply "a different OS, not Windows" & they crash. ⏳
Dinosaur comedian meme:
T-Rex: Why do astronauts use Linux?
T-Rex: Because they can't open Windows in space!
Audience: ... ... ...
T-Rex: *cries*
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 05/11/2025
"Of course it's always had the dash in it." ~ Kit-Kat Ministry of History
Side-eye monkey meme: left monkey puppet looking at viewer under a candy bar wrapper with the logo "Kit-Kat" (with dash in between words); right monkey puppet looking away off panel under a candy bar wrapper with the logo "Kit Kat" (no dash in between words).
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