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Fermi's Pair of Socks

@fermispairofsocks.bsky.social
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 15h
I get it. If booze and 🌳 didn't have downsides I would be blazed/drunk 24/7 and it would be amazing. 😂
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 15h
Smoking tobacco? But why? It's not even a fun way to get cancer. FFS.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 15h
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Thanos: Perfectly Balanced As All Things Should Be
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 15h
PA - Pittsburg on one side, Philly on the other, Alabama in the middle.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 19h
I'll be at Disneyworld in 2 weeks. FML.😭
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 19h
They don't even know why they are drinking raw milk. The only answer is basically "it's got more nutrients". Which is bullshit of course. There is nothing special that we get from cow milk, pasteurized or not.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 19h
People like that are so frustrating. Cool, you are a single 24 year old living downtown in a major city. I'm glad you don't need a car. I live in the suburbs with kids and dogs, I am going to need one forever.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 20h
"It's important that we move forward and forget the past because we have our own skeletons." - Dems on Day 2 after taking back power
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 21h
On the other hand, Columbus sold children into sex slavery so he might be rewarded with a cabinet position instead.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 22h
The only good printer I ever owned was an Epson laser printer.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 22h
In 2026! I have a robot buddy that lives in the sky and does half my work for me and I can get in a car that drives itself. But I still spent 30 minutes the other day trying to print a fucking PDF. (and I failed)
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I had a dollar for every obvious signal I missed when I was younger I could buy a full tank of gas.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sure Grandpa Let'S Get You To Bed
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somehow, it's a political issue now which is fucking terrifying.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bladerunner future? What's it like to be optimistic? 😉
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Shocked Astonished Cartoon Man
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a father to a couple tween girls I'm really anxious about having them grow up and live in this country. It's just not a great time to be a woman here from all I can see. I really hope it improves in the near term but I'm not optimistic.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally, those mega billionaires catch a break.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Company "Your order is on the way!!" *checks tracking *Shipper "We have never heard of that order. We don't have it."
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Jackie Long as Kareem Johnson: 'You Lied To Me'
ALT: Jackie Long as Kareem Johnson: 'You Lied To Me'
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You must have sold a lot of tins of popcorn to get that mouse!
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fewer sex perverts too.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why were they orbs and not spheres?
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've seen this movie before.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fraternities just shouldn't exist. Antiquated bastions of terrible behavior and general douchery.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Boy That Escalated Quickly - Ron Burgundy Meme
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd bet money he didn't pay for it.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know any men who were sexually assaulted and murdered... Sadly, I can't say the same about women.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I'm going to call the manager so I can see my grandkids". I suspect it was far more than just one time not wanting to babysit. Typical boomer grandparent.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If they could read that they might be pissed.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This shouldn't surprise anyone. There is a huge chunk of MAGA type voters who would literally laugh if one of these "evil liberal cities" was destroyed. They are full of hate.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Hey Mom and Dad, can we just live in your home that you don't use while we try to raise our kids?" *laughs in boomer
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 05/10/2026
For more than six decades, 103-year-old Irvin Koch has been pouring drinks for customers out of the basement of his home in Maryland. His dive bar, legally zoned for commercial use, is a time capsule tucked away from the rest of the world above. wapo.st/4rP9hN5
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Hello, am cute fuzzy thing, am not evil corporation exploiting you".
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lorna Hajdini's lawyer: Your Honor, Melissa Rodriguez of Morgan Lewis. The state complaint is even more salacious. Ms. Hajdini supposed called her breasts cannons? No woman says that.
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Susan Heyward as Tamika Ward: Thank You Point
ALT: Susan Heyward as Tamika Ward: Thank You Point
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The tear down process will be glorious.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She is the real MVP of this election cycle.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The number of men defending the Cornell 7 online is equal parts horrifying and depressing.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like his implication that Hitler wouldn't be enough to handle the problems as he sees them. That says a lot.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The main reason I like at least a small residential lot is to give me more space from other people.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same guy said that he would dox Jane Doe and doesn't care if people don't like that.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh 100% he has or really really wants to.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is also the claim that it's more secure than email but I never bought that. A paper printing off randomly in an office somewhere is hardly secure.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Not Like This
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything is bigger in Texas, even the sex offender registry.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Steve was such a great guy. We need more people like him.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The prophecy is coming true.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have so many friends and family who are recent immigrants, and it kills me to know that the only thing protecting them from abuse or worse is the stroke of a pen.
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂
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would
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Fermi's Pair of Socks @fermispairofsocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"So manly, like a big strong sweaty man horse"
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