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Sean Kelly

@ferleafclover.bsky.social
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ken's got the ol' cone o' shame on but he's on the mend. Gonntae have some soft food fer a week that certainly dun come wit an attitude
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Took me dugs out fer a wander by a castle as a nice day trip. Now we're at the vet because Ken found the only feckin hedgehog I seen in MONTHS
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well if I were deep in a bear I certainly wouldn't be sad. At least fer the time bein'
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oi, sharin' yer woes ain't nothin' to shame him over! Ye dun know what he's got goin' on or how many beers deep he is!
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Er, I think some o' those tings can be sacrificed fer yer wellbeing...
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did Gilbert just admit to engagin' in metaphorical cock fightin'?
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Multiladeral? Ain't there enough guys around here?
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
[This is why no one thinks he's hip and cool] Aye. I suppose I do...
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Er...no problem big dug [He gets the feeling Jozef needs this more than he's letting on]
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I could call ya big dug lad
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
[He won't go after him. He's made his point to Arthur but beyond that, it's just left him completely confused. He actually apologized? For once??? Maybe it was some kind of fairy trick and that wasn't the real one. +
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I dun need yer fuckin help, I was like that on purpose. [He stares at Arthur the entire second it takes for him to hop up. Like a newly reintroduced animal watching a person as they warily size them up after the cage door opens. He also refuses to take the other's hand] Piss off.
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[The shove does definitely push Sean up, enough that he needs to scramble his feet to get better purchase again. However, right as he's about to duck down and bite Arthur's hand on his shoulder, the ringing takes him out of it. The familiar name making his heart sink] Ye're a real lucky bastard.
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[This is a man who used to hunt wolves and bears with basic tools, Arthur's struggle kicks those instincts back into gear in Sean's head. His eyes sharpen, looking slightly...off...from a human's. It's almost like he's a person but not quite there. His facial muscles twitch with rage] Fuck off.
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
THAT'S IT. [He's tackling Arthur to the ground, pulling his hair]
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I will never get over my partner. I'll love him until my last dying breath
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh? Weren't as fun once Diana kicked it then I see
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why dun ya go do a line o' fent off yer nonce boss's syphilitic arsehole or are ye still lyin' to yersel that ye're over that life
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck off prick or I'll rip your's off an feed it to the worms
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm gonntae sneak me flag intae me partner's postbox so he can put them up around his brother's house
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dun worry lads, I would never stay at Fart-thur's place willingly
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fuck off, I could have a sleepover, it's jus too expensive right now
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It could be that real sleepovers ain't as dramatic? It was a movie, after all. Dun let yer fears stop ya!
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
W-well it might not be Elvis anymore! I dunno! I, er, haven't exactly been in touch wit what women like as o' late
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think we may be watching different sleepover movies... The one I saw ended up wit them hangin' out in their underwear, piercing their ears in the bathroom, bullyin' the weakest one, teachin' each other how to smoke cigarettes, underage drinkin', an' talkin' about Elvis
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeesh. Homophobe. The first thing he'd do is get back intae the closet?
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The fuck kind o' games are ye bastards playin' an' where can I download em?
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We're talking about boobs?
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The more the merrier, lads! I got 3 bottles o' Hennessy ripe fer the drinkin'
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me!! I'm drinking!
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Aye. Maybe Henri an' I can go prowlin' fer a fit lad or pretty lass together
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Send him to prison an' hell! Hell prison! Fer the extra bad!
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I cannae afford that...
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
[He sputters. Oh god did he do something while he was drunk again] We?? Fuck. Uh, I dunno. It's probably fine right?
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hmm...I'm more o' a boobs guy, even on blokes. A man's right fit if his pecs are fat enough fer a handhold in a bouldering competition. I wouldn't turn doen a good arse though
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They're fine, I suppose. I dun really have an opinion on em [He's not fully paying attention so he doesn't pick up on the subtext. He's still focused on his dog. The man's got priorities]
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
No, he only got about an eighth o' the glass doen [He heaves a sigh of relief] Scare't me, he did. I ain't keen on taking him to the vet right about now. Dun get me next check until the first
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Lad normally I'd play along but I need tae find out if me dug is gonntae be sick
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Can dugs have orange juice? Ken jus took a good swig when I was in the toilet
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Christ on a bike so much has happened today
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Was he really bragging about being washed? Ain't everybody supposed to be?
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Come on up to me neighborhood an pop em out! Maybe we can get two rounds fer it!
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Being a bird is GREAT all I gotta do is flash me tits at the bartender an I get free beer!
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh! Ye're that nerd kid ain't ya? Sorry, it was kind o' hard to tell wit the leaves an the curse an such [She bows back, still obviously very masculine in the way she holds herself] Why were ye in there anyway? Somebody push you? I'll kick their arse fer ya
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[Sniffles] Thank ya, love. I hate this magical shite [She wipes her face with the heel of her palm] Er, do I know you? Ye seem familiar
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why do I basically look the same (⁠´⁠;∧;⁠`⁠)
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
THAT WAS BULLSHITE
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Make sure to give him 2 inches o' clearance
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ye ever been in the locker rooms o' a sports team? That'll explain it
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Sean Kelly @ferleafclover.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
O'course Farty Arty needs Viagra
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