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scruffy coyote

@feral.top
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θ∆, dogparent, programmer. 40s. unabashedly nsfw, no minors thank you. pfp by @koira.bsky.social

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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 07/05/2026
Ray and Pat, two cats from Achewood.  Pat is wearing a cape and smiling like a jackass.  Ray (angry, correct) yells out the window at him "PAT! Don't wear a cape!"
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 22/03/2026
If you see this, post your OC masturbating art by: daigatsukune on FA
An embarassed white canine wearing a blue bandana, cocking one hindleg in the air and licking his own dick
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 17/03/2026
we're two years overdue but we'll get there!
Data talking to Picard, saying "the Irish Unification of 2024,"
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 11/02/2026
spigot from jerkcity with his eye crossed out sayin' "this stall will be our police box"
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 18/12/2025
Finally have a job again! So I splurged and got myself a goofy, doggy, seasonal YCH. In my defense, if I wasn't supposed to hump it, why'd they make it so easy to climb? Artist is fernsigillim on FA!
A white coyote with a blue bandana is caught in flagrante delicto with one of those christmas wire reindeer light displays.  He's looking back over his shoulder with a shocked/guilty expression.
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 07/11/2025
got a happy wiggly scruffy draw from @pariahpuppy.bsky.social :) thank you bud!
a white coyote looks back over his shoulder at you as he dances enticingly deeper into the forest.  will you follow him?  be aware that he is stupid; and has no idea where he is going.
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 01/11/2025
Aw I hope you feel better soon! Hopefully this manhole cover I saw recently in Okuhida will help boost your immune system. (I immediately thought of you when I saw it and have been trying to figure out an excuse to send it to you ever since)
a manhole cover in okuhida, featuring an ermine wearing a sash that says 下水道 which i think means underground waterway.  ohhhhh theres also three pawprints in the upper left that i didn't even notice when i took the picture, that's super cute
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 28/10/2025
i'll see that and raise you some galpee
a red shirt bearing a cartoon dog with a bone in its mouth underneath the label "galpee".
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 04/08/2025
most of the times ive seen it posted it was this screenshot, so i'm assuming this is the originator:
oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 07/08/2024
you have achieved the fabled "nice ratio"
a screencapture of OP's tweet, showing that there are 69 responses but no retweets or likes.
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 07/12/2023
first off lady i wasn't "stuck" i was just resting after tryina get all the good stuff outta there. and while i appreciate the help, i didn't expect you to go blab to the paper about it. real mature.
a partial screenshot of a Washington Post headline. It reads:  She spent a month trying to help stray dog whose head was stuck in a jug.
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 10/10/2023
*stops to investigate confetti, lifts muzzle to sniff the wind, gazes cautiously out over the meadow* a gender was revealed here... and these tracks are fresh. it's still nearby...
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 03/09/2023
stumbled across an apparent paste eating cult on youtube
three suspiciously similar youtube thumbnails of someone about to dump a cup of flour into a pot of boiling water. all three videos are titled some variant of "just add flour to boiling water - i don't shop in stores anymore"
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scruffy coyote @feral.top · 10/08/2023
scruffy tryina put some coywolf pups in my wolf oc winnow c: hes been practicing by riding the mechanical bull at the dive bar (he is so, so bad at it). art by digitoxici on FA!
an illustration of a forest clearing at sunset.  a white dog wearing a blue bandanna mates with a wolf with cream, tan, and brown fur.
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