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RickBean

@fenmonkey.bsky.social
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Polite (Yet Awkward) Engineer with a silly sense of humour. Will only argue about politics.

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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's not the best neon I've seen this week.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They've certainly bought new lighting since I last came here.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's another one done over as it were. Tonight I'm basically in Nottingham not talking about second hand cars.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was going to try this place too but decided, not to.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These were the plates at an Italian restaurant in Barcelona I went to last week. The Carbonara was sublime
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is it just me or does this have Fred West vibes?
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You need a chartwell survey book and a standard biro. You'll never worry about rainy days again. Trust me, I'm an engineer
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The reason they're sc sacred of someone relitigating the argument is because the lies used to convince people have all been debunked. We hold all the cards. Sunlit uplands. Only a considerable upside. Control immigration. The German car industry... Immigration keeping wages down. Shall I go on
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Turkey's bus service Kamil Koc
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Rejection
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I see, it's time to reinvest @sniffpetrol.com
Bugger
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Trenchcoats always reminds me of this character from British telly of old. It would be fitting because you are french and technically a member of the resistance but lucky a member of our resistance.
Michelle from Allo Allo
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This, in my opinion, is the finest example of this genre.
The finest example of the less/fewer genre
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Fanny hands lane sign
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"...And of course you've met my Uncle Andrew..."
A collection of women who found out far too late that money ain't everything.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Yellow lotus elan
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Surely...
E up
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Sadly, it wasn't true in the 1990s
The dunt lord speaks
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Two happy little hedgehogs
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
“For a working-class man with a direct manner, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place”
Tory boy Savile
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I wish I were this funny
My dentist thinks I'm funnier than I am
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Where Sheffield was replaced with Canada. It's a work of genius, but I'm not sure which type of genius.
The Def Leppard Story
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Well, well, well.
Nigel farage being all fash.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
This is a favourite thing of mine to get this deliberately wrong. But this from Marina Hyde is the finest example of this genre.
Best fewer / less joke ever
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
My mate just sent me this, and it's fabulous
Lozza fox loses it over his ex wife's new role
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This, is a badge of honour. I exist in the centre (quelle suprise). One of each type and chuck anything that I cant remember what it's for.
What a wonderful review
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Sodding app is a big bag of balls. Website can't cope with it's own contents either.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Robbie Coltrane as the pope
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Just recharging after an exciting @machcomedyfest.bsky.social Highlights were: @robauton.bsky.social (simply inspiring. Just wondeful) Celya AB (the best one-liner I've heard in a long time) @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social Annie McGrath And Ignacio Lopez Thank you Machynlleth 2025.
Machynlleth 2025 posterMachynlleth signSeriously great welsh weather
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
What animal makes eggs this shape? #NotWhatJesusDiedFor.
Miserable bastards have gone stingy on chocolate eggs.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?
The detectives
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Nostalgia is personal to your own timeline, so you would pick what's in your own history and location. So I'd agree with the Shoreditch special but add vehicles common to Alex and Naomi's childhood
Belfast's finestWonderful vans
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I think you might be over playing the word *everywhere*.
Ev chargers lincolnshireEv charger map
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm disappointed in myself...
7 shits 3 fucks and 3 nazi out to 305 posts.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I've got my placard ready
James Godley tells us how much she likes trump.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"And you're full of it" #bond
Ks
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"Will it be chips or jacket spuds..."
Ks quoting bond
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
#Niche #OTSOT
Why it's a Misubishi Jet Towel
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Street sign ludford lincolnshire
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Indy punching a nazi
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Peter griffin vs the nazis
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So only 5% of You Gov responders have a silly sense of humour.
5% voted for Uranus
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Why the fuck would i be following the papaya pinochet in the first place?
That fucker Zuckerberg can fuck the fuck off.
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Ignoring that this hat is the sign of a wrong 'un, that 45-47 on the side is mathematically, literally and logically nonsense, to the point that my OCD starts to make me itch with annoyance. #maga
Fucking stupid racist hat finds good company
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RickBean @fenmonkey.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Good god. I thought I was doing well.
Rick's duolingo streak
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