Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Orange Bowl is here! Think I'll make myself a screwdonald to enjoy with the game. Hook 'em! 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Dear Diary, Brutus had his way with me again last night. Why do I keep leaving the bedroom door open and smearing my ass with peanut butter? Oh well, at least the FBI has a home for victims of beastiality like me. See you in Valhalla! -Kash 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's perfect. Horrifying and hilarious. America is deeply sick and the people are ready to speak on November 3rd. About damn time right? There's power in process though. Stay pissed. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Hakeem is in politics for corporate interests and Israel. Not the people. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There is no victory for Trump. Only various forms of embarrassing defeat, or a chance to bring the whole world down with him. No doubt a nuclear strike on Iran would trigger a dirty bomb inside our borders. And then we'd just have to pray the retaliation doesn't spiral from there. Good times. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Talk about waste, fraud, and abuse of taxpayer $$. The woman in black touched the water of the Reflecting Pool. That's it. That's fucking it. 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Visiting the cosmic belt of Nebraska this sacred weekend. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Trump isn't just the most corrupt president we've ever had, he's also the most morally vacuous. 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Well shit. When you put it that way... Though really billionaires should not exist. They're a glitch in the system and fucking up the planet for the rest of us. Once you hit a billion Dolly Parton gets to pick where all the extra goes. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Good thing we replaced Sleepy Joe with this tub'o'guts! 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 07/04/2026We severely depleted our own missile arsenal by using more Tomahawks in a month than were used in 8 years of the Iraq War. We've shown the world our Navy isn't prepared for modern warfare and the sheer number of drones that can be launched. We've emboldened terrorist proxies... 🧵 100
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 10/03/2026"If you don't stop making war with us just because we're bombing you, we'll bomb you even harder!" So, he's playing the nuke card now? 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Spoken like a professional bootlicker. Only Congress can send America to war, yet this sad excuse for a Senator jumps at the chance to kiss the ring... 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 07/02/2026This is hilarious because while all gerrymandering is bad and should be illegal (fuck you Supreme Court) Cruz is crying that Virginia did a better job at disenfranchising voters than Texas. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Um guess what? The president posting horribly racist things, especially during Black History Month, actually does matter to the large majority of Americans that aren't degenerate racists and child fuckers. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 27/01/2026A small measure of justice for Alex Pretti. Bovino brought nothing but shame upon himself and his officers. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Final look at Machado's Nobel Prize before Trump rips it out and superglues it to the hood of his golf cart. #pathetic 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Not only did she shoot her little dog in the head and call it courage, she's also in charge of our enormous, poorly trained, and psychotic secret police force. 020
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It gives me hope he's finally pissing off the really wrong kind of people. Basically saying everybody but me in there is going down, starting with our largest bank. Those 25th amendment whispers are getting louder! 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 11/11/2025So that's how Trump bankrupted a casino. Save $92 a month for the low, low extra interest of half a million dollars. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 06/11/2025So our ATCs are sleep-deprived, overly stressed, and working one of the hardest jobs out there for nothing. Government requires negotiation. Mike Johnson should be removed as Speaker today. www.npr.org/2025/11/05/n... 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 19/10/2025He's shitting on the 1st Amendment. Figuratively. It's like the desire to feed the rabid base and the realization he owns every branch of government has blown his last fuse. Yes it was a small fuse, 5amps, but it was the last thing standing between democracy and insanity. Behold Kakistocracy! 030
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 02/10/2025This team just can't miss lately. I need these for a moment of brevity. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Jason Momoa would toss Petey around like a ragdoll just for the record. 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 28/09/2025It's so wrong to scam the elderly. Especially when it's POTUS. Old Pedo is now promoting one of the dumbest grifts around. Magic beds. With healing energy. Call now! Supplies are limited! 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 19/09/202598% of our politicians need to be voted out for this very reason. 020
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Abhor violence. Don't celebrate racism and bigotry. Good to hear some Pastors still preaching true Christian values. 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Before the haters in Magaland call for her head, it's very important to realize this was not a call for violence. Read it yourself. It was a call for Bobblehead Syndrome and eternal vitriol but the man had already done that to himself. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025So this is what MAGA is running with? Gun deaths are the problem of the party that's been pushing for decades for more responsible gun laws? 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Enigmas never age + wonderful secret = Raping little girls 011
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Everything is fine! All the minions are happy! Yes sir, they love you very, very much. It is a 24/7/365 job to keep the narcissistic conman happy. 000
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Pedophile-in-Chief and treasonous snake declares war on an American city today. He sure loves war for a guy who dodged the draft five times. 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Do you get a whiff of Nazi concentration camp guard here? The saddest thing is yes, so many Americans are looking for camaraderie and a noble mission, but this is not it. 111
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Guess who President Pedo wants to fire now? Is it a corrupt white man? Of course not! 010
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 21/08/2025MAGA is absolutely a child sexual cult. It's not slander when we have dozens of examples of maga elected officials and church leaders convicted of such. They are sick, demented souls. And they also suck at math. 020
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Rep. Bresnahan (R-PA) is profiting off the suffering of his constituents. Just, wow. MAGA proves time and again they are nothing but rot, corruption, and racism. 001
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I'd say there's a very high chance the vast majority of us will be casting votes under the watchful eyes of heavily armed "election security" officials in 2026. 020
Fencewire @fencewire.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Questioning and criticizing authority is essential to democracy. To worship a leader is to invite autocracy and wanton cruelty into government, to the detriment of all but a few corrupt sycophants. 000