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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦

@femmebouix.bsky.social
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Because Twitter went down the Xitter 🚽 twitter.com/Femmebouix ⚜️ Supreme Panther Queen ⚜️ Swedish ~ Femboy ~ Transgender ~ Furry? ~ Pan ~ 🌱 ~ ☮️ ~ 18+ I get rather uncouth, crude and raunchy at times. 👉👈

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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When the least tech literate person you know has started using a feature on their own, you're either very impressed or very concerned. 🫢
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When the big vintage art book you've been eyeing for months finally arrive, but it reeks of 65 years worth of third-hand smoke. NOOOOOO 🙀💢
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This fuzzy lil girl is hanging on. Time is running out i'm afraid. 😿🍂
A wasp on a window glass.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A thickass spiritual high-five and +respect to everyone who has ditched a highly demanding partner rather than to give up their beloved pets for their sake. 👌
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When entire TV series are uploaded for free on Youtube, by the actual copyright holder no less. And with good accurate subtitles too. 😽
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is that time of the year. 🐱🍂
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyone who thinks there's some deeper purpose, or any kind of secret message or reflection of your subconscious in your sleeptime dreaming, may kindly eat a bag of ding dongs. 😾 My dreams are disgusting and horrible. I'd not want to be alive if they had any bearing on who i am.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's easier to be of help when you're not the one moving in or out. You can just fuck off back to the comforts of home. 😽😸
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you mentally repackage a memory and scrub off the unpleasant parts: NOSTALGIA. 🤩
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am a thief. 👉😾 In 8th grade recess, it was my turn to man the recreation hut kiosk, selling snacks and drinks. I stole less than 30-50 SEK in coins from the lock box. I tried making it right by dumping it in the church collection, but i am still at large. Kleptomania. 😿💰
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This tree is living dangerously. 😿
Only half a root system, and it's exposed.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When a game achievement only has 15% worldwide completion, but it's tied to passing a main mission in the middle or beginning of the game. All them peoples out there hoarding games they don't even play. I'm one of thems. 😿🕹️
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sky an hour ago. 🙀
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was pretty foolish to think the 'King of the Hill' reboot second season would end with the entire Hill family engulfed in a propane fireball and just dead. Fucking dead. 🔥 Damn misleading internet spoilers got me again. 😸
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am the ➡️ hot lonely cougar in my area ⬅️ Maybe that's why i don't find any others. It's gotta be. 🐆
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Strange moonlight tonight. 🙀⚡️
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My bike is in pain! 😿🚳 His butt wheel is wobbling sideways. Now i gotsa get him an ass transplant, but i heard those are very pricey unless you're a bike hoarder with lots of spare scraps and shid laying about.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They've spruced up the ole elevator by adding a mirror in it. Now i can view the multidirectional botched swastika carvings from a reversed perspective. 🙄
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone PLEASE pick me up and take me back to the jolly 2010's. I wanna go back to that naive time. 😿
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Was going to say i don't understand modern art at all! But this i can relate to. 😸
2 cute large yellow and blue blob things with chonky faces and little ears. I really don't know what they are.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ominous sounds of hammering metal. 🌳🙀 ⚡️🔨
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It'd be neat if GTA 6 had a weapon inventory like Red Dead 2. It's kinda unrealistic to carry so much junk in your prison pocket. 😏
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm lichen' what i see. 🐱
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When you hear a song for the first time with headphones on and it either sounds better or terrible. 😺😾🎧
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some 'remastered' old games really miss the mark. High(er) quality textures on low quality shapes just look unfitting of any time period. 🤔
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have counted 11 wasps climbing up and down the window, just past 5 in the morning. Wtf are they doig 😾
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a rare privilege to say; regardless of election outcome, i can trust that no party in the Swedish parliament would run the country to the ground, ruin the economy and tear down our standing in the world. 🇸🇪
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bounties of itchy powder fruits. 🐱
Some kinda tall hip rose bush with oval fruits.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
☝️🐱 Revealing who you're voting for is pretty unconventional in Sweden. Anyway, here's my 3 votes AGAINST allegedly moderate conservatives and a "liberal" micro party both desperately in bed with the far-right and tongue talking moral-panic nuts. Fuckin easy choice. 💚❤️
My 3 ballot envelopes.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had to drag my ole bike up a 10% slope on the way back but this view was spectacular. 🙀
A wide vista of water and some dark rain clouds.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dang-ol shed. 🐱
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fancy a slice of forbidden Knäckebröd for breakfast? I've never heard anyone complain, only mumble. 😹😼
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
13 fuckin hours of uninterrupted sleep. I have been needing this the whole ass summer. 😽
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had forgotten how dreamlike the driving is in GTA IV. Dreamlike in the sense that you're sliding slowly on a plyboard sheet across a sea of ball bearings. 😩
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn goblins stealing all my teaspoons. It has to be them. 😾
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
☝️😺 Tip: If you have bought a defective product, bring your warranty claims directly to the producer, not just the middleman. Retail customer support (the Karen glory hole) has no financial or personal incentive in helping you, but the producer has their reputation to consider.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's that season again. I feel a chill on my skin and immediately worry if it is fever. 😾
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sweden's new air raid system by phone sounds exactly like American TV's do when they get nuked or has zombies. Spooky. 🧟🙀
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rediscovered green tea with ginger. Now it doesn't feel like drinking grass broth anymore with that spicy edge. 😺🫖
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Green. 🐱🚲
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Asked a relative to bring home some coins from Norway. Ended up getting the entire lil coin collection of someone i don't even know, fourth-hand. People are kind. 🐱
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have biked past here and watched it go from measly rows of green sprouts to fully grown crops. I even got a harvester dust cloud in my eyes when i went by today. 🥹🌾
Yellow rye field? Blue sky, green forest in distance.
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why would anyone want a camera with AI in their electric toothbrush? Anyone who actually would need it probably don't even brush at all. I thought it was a joke ad. 🤯
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you brag about a murder you didn't commit, getting yourself convicted for it, you're really too stupid to be a free walking person. 🫠
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New kink unlocked: Girls with big ass shotguns in their hands. 🥺
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When you live in a place long enough to notice the trees growing, even obscuring the view for the neighbours. 🌳🏠🌲
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Anyone else have sexual preferences that fluctuate almost completely over time? At times i can be completely uninterested in the biology of any or all genders except when there are personal relations involved, in which case i'm very interested. 🥞😸
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let's cleanse our GTA 6 spoiler palates: Jason and Lucia betray each other. Turns out they are brother and sister. They marry. Lemoyne raiders fuck up their wedding. They drive down a swamp. JASON DIES, LUCIA DIES, all die. + Horse shit pitchforking minigame in epilogue. 😎👍
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Google AI might shut down its text responses if you say something explicit, for whatever morality purposes, but it defaults by providing links on the topic matter. Too prude to discuss cock, not prude enough to serve me a dozen porn sites. The spirit of Google lives on. 😏
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Femmebouix 🇸🇪💞🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @femmebouix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New terrible smell unlocked: River bed dammed up and dried. It stinks like the worst of farm manure together with human sewage. Centuries of rot surfacing. 🤯
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