Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pack your shit and bounce, fuckass shitty season 010
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Safety Wizard says: slow down in a work zone or I'm stealing your alternator 170
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dispatches from the world part infinity 140
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dispatches from the world part infinity 000
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*sound of a revolver cylinder clicking shut* Yeah, it's pretty spectacular, huh 130
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 18/09/2026doing the "Joker walking toward the truck" type shit rn 030
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ask them what the difference between a man and a woman each in the 200-lb range with a similar training regimen and they blow the dust off one of these babies 110
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026found a v small friend while I was doing the recycling 160
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Whatever folks get up to at STLV is none of my business but naming one of the Le Creuset pieces after a room party is wild 130
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Finding cursed objects at this secondhand store 020
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Any time people bring up IQ as if it matters I'm reminded of this Achewood strip for reasons I can't articulate 28718
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 22/08/2026you're so right, the *checks clipboard* giant disco ball sack is totally emblematic of the damn Cheeto in the damn white house 000
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 20/08/2026trying to figure out what's going on with Kim Cattrall's hair in Split Second and then I remembered what movie came out the year prior 180
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 15/08/2026SO LET ME DELETE THE FUCKING ACCOUNT IF YOU THINK IT'S FABRICATED YOU BRAINDEAD AUTO-REPLYING CUNTS 020
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 13/08/2026@square-enix-games.com I guess I'm escalating this to "@ing the company to complain", but I'm sick and tired of being stonewalled by auto-responders. I mistakenly linked my Steam account to a Square Enix account that wasn't associated with my FF14 account 11013
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Finished work early so: Korean place for lunch 030
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 12/08/2026she forgot the cardinal rule if you're pumping your numbers: 001
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 09/08/2026hey how about you literally go fuck yourselves, Squeenix 000
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I never do this out of respect for the "don't wanna hear it" reply/quote-off but I have to say this re: KHive stuff; it's literally because they're being paid to do it past a certain point, it's entirely consultant firms making work for themselves 020
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Early day at work so you know what that means: cucumber lime aqua fresca and a torta al pastor 140
Stretch from TCM2 CALL ME @felrender.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When the nature center shift got a rainy day in it 150
