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Handelious Felonious

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from Al Gore’s internet I stab at thee!

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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No American wants to watch/see how their weird uncle lives. It’s disturbing.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they were / are historically dominate what they did to Alabama , may never happen again by anyone
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the right context, zero dark thirty… in the wrong context it’s the worst 9/11 movie I’d also say hurt locker but that was really about American men
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He’s definitely afraid of a tailor or maybe a sit up
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He did of preexisting conditions.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@sickoscommittee.org UNLV just went for it on 4 and 16 in a tie game … they got 15
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Eventually it led to feeling more isolated and disconnected. All day and night virtually connecting to work and live makes us feel alone and disconnected from a specific place and time. Virtual reality is what we live every day and the deep connection to our environment that we used to have is gone.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026
New Yorkers sweat the small stuff, so why shouldn't their city government?    From potholes to permits to parents needing a night off, there is no problem too big — and no task too small — for us to tackle.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
HAS* not had
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
HAS* not had
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The riverside drive aqueduct project in the 150s and Riverside had been sitting half done for 6 years as legal fight rages on between the city and the contractor. Meanwhile, sidewalks, streets, apartment entrances, trash, construction equipment, broken lights, and rusted bridges are a daily obstacle
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The riverside drive aqueduct project in the 150s and Riverside had been sitting half done for 6 years as legal fight rages on between the city and the contractor. Meanwhile, sidewalks, streets, apartment entrances, trash, construction equipment, broken lights, and rusted bridges are a daily obstacle
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
16 and working the McDonald’s window, I think I short changed him $5 and he tried to break the glass and climb through the window
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He’s going for distance, he’s going for speed, he’s outran the backer now he’s on one kneeeeeeee
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It feels like a throw back as it grounds the audience in the fact that the characters truly love each other. If not then the whole thing falls part. Hank loves Peggy, they both love Bobby, Bobby loves Connie, and Hank would die for his friends. W/out that then it’s just another lame animated show.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
CTRL + A , delete Declare email bankruptcy and start a new life. If they need they will text.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tell em!
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hear your team’s most disappointing player is looking good in camp this year. Could be poised for a breakout year! Lost weight, added muscle, seems healthy, flashing his talent and potential. How excited are you?!?!?
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lucy Liu, saw her walking her dog once several years ago and it was like a beautiful swan swimming next to a bunch of ugly ass grey ducks
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I laugh at Sadaam tunnel joke every time
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have friends everywhere
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This shit is so fake
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
On the anniversary of the Oswald assassination our trivia name was Jack Ruby Tuesday’s … nobody cared… it was also a Tuesday
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
ooooooh baby tat last graph is going to be in my head for a long time
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Every time I’m the driver I announce the gas mileage and the distance since the last announcement every 10-15 miles. I have become in tuned with the tire pressure and its impact to MpG. Can tell you within 2 psi at any given point in time. My family loves hearing about this.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Will Zohran lead the Jets or the Giants to a Super Bowl ?
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s totally asinine, nobody cares about accumulation of flagrant fouls
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh no the calls are going against the Knicks! We need to shut the league down until there is an investigation to figure out what’s going on!
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Randy Moss or Cam Newton
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
For sure, if he was having dinner with colonel mustard
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Maybe not the point, but what is he fucking wearing?!? A three piece suit? In the year 2026, in Paris, in the summer?!?
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Wilt Chamberlin, if Wilt was a hater
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Creating things that did not previously exist is what makes us human. It separates us from the rest of the known universe. It’s also why so may people are unhappy. Fucking make something! Anything!
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It stinks!
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the year is 2026, college football players receive millions in compensation, are at the top of the cultural pyramid, the starting qb of Alabama declares himself a redneck… Translation: MAGA without concern or discretion, feels persecuted for his political affiliation, is super annoying
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The whole show, at least the 90s version and only version, was grounded in the fact that Homer and Marge deeply loved each other. Without that the whole show falls apart (see 2000+ years).
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
the foo fighters?
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
When he first said I thought the movie was making fun of him, but then he kept saying it and none of the other characters thought it was weird. Then I realized they were serious and lol I don’t even know what to say to that.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If I want to listen to two people who couldn’t score I’d call up my buddies from high school.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I think you nailed it with hating tom Brady
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You do you
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
He has no actual beliefs. He found a niche and stuck to it. He will do whatever Raytheon and Eli Lily want.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oh you gotta go notification zero. It will change your life.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I’ve never seen the city plow pathways to exit sidewalks onto the street and enter the sidewalk from the street. TWO DIFFERENT PATHS! He’s going to be mayor for 50 years. He had local people out that there doing it for real money. People I see in my neighborhood every day. My heart swelled!
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is actually the way to do it. Key is to get air time saying how bored you were, how it was low energy, and how nothing he says really concerns you because it’s all lies by a low IQ loser who wants to feel better about himself. Then do an eye roll, smirk, and say you’re going to get a drink.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA !!!
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I refuse to believe half the players knew who this person was or cared once they learned. My own sanity depends on this belief.
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Imagine the euphoria of the moment then turning around and seeing this fucking guy. Half the players had to say to themselves “is he in movies or something?!?”
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Handelious Felonious @felonioushandle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Dawg… I know
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