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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Glad to be of assistance??? IDK I'm just trying to get away from the mess that is the Zuckerfuck nightmare until MySpace is back in full swing.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Alright I HAVE to know where you got those, mine keep popping. I'm on my 5th set now...

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

And just like that, my voice is on the internet. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Time for a not-so-regularly-scheduled update! The country is collapsing, shit sucks everywhere, the city I live in has the Nat'l Guard flooding in, and power's out for a quarter of the city from the storm last night. But I can still turn around naked and cup-check someone with my schmeat. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Alright, you have my attention. I for one would love to drop an attentive tiny friend down to the nethers~

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Seems I've got a wonderful new pup in my pocket. He's a delight; haven't been this, stress free in some time. Though some... Side effects have occured. Now none of my pants fit me anymore... I'd take a photo, but bare skin ain't a thing on this profile, Doods.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Hey, with content like that, there's gonna be a lot more coming than going on my part. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Yes... But the sex is fantastic, so they get a pass. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

•Number of times I've been stopped at the grocery store for shoplifting: 7, as of tonight •Number of times I was ACTUALLY shoplifting: 0 •Number of Loss Prevention staff I've traumatized when learning that the "Shoplifted Item" was, in reality, my knee-smacking schween: 15, as of tonight Oi...

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Well, I'm not that big, but 35cm soft is certainly still a bit much for to maneuver without hands. I just happen to be my own spotter. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Oh, easily. But recipients of my hand have been left unable to sit for days from the soreness. So...

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

An side effect of my new meds is that it's caused my already sky-high libido into low-orbit. I've legit been nonstop horny ever since I took my first dose. WELL I went to the Corner store, popped a random hard-on at the register, and tore right through my favorite denim jeans. Very sad...

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

It's a shame... Been on several dates the past month, but they always ghost me when they realize I'm an over-hung freak of nature. On one hand, it pleases me to know my in-built kickstand can instill such emotions in another. On the other, when the emotion is fear, things get kinda lonely...

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I am a simple man. I see someone a foot & a half shorter than me, neurons activate. On the downside, most people are as such, when you're already over 6 feet tall.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Delightful. Hypnosis is a surprisingly underrated thing.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

It's been almost 2 months... I need to bust BAD. The huevos are so swollen it's almost impossible to walk. Daddy Tripod needs a mouth. NOW.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

So, we know you're a person of culture (anyone who loves THAT MUCH cake obviously is), but what about bulge growth?

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I keep forgetting just how awkward Thanksgiving is. Hormonal gigantism makes for awkward conversation when the extended family asks about my odd limp and why a certain spot keeps moving after I've stopped walking. The siblings and parentals have no filter, sadly... So, yay awkwardness...

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Let you go? Why would you wanna do leave?

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Mental note: Wear boxers when not home alone, so as not to give my subs a concussion when quickly turning around. Have I done this more than once? Yes. Will I remember to actually put on some boxers? No. Will the pup recover from the surprise headshot? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! Wait...

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

You must spend a small fortune on replacing chairs with a cement-breaker like that.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

I fail to see the problem here. Just more to love.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Shit, let's get some nacho fries, put on some classic horror movies, and you've got yourself a deal!

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Only 30,000cc's? C'mon, Blaze, those are rookie numbers! If you can't 86 a dude just by turning around too fast, what even is the point?! Mo' Bigga, Mo' Betta!

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Getting ready for bed, heated blanket & all. Wanna come cuddle with Daddy Tripod?

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

New girl boutta have an existential crisis and I am here for it!

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Solid start to joining bluesky. Been here for two days and my presence already gave the platform a stroke. My B, guys. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Friendo. My whole schick is my monsterstick. There isn't enough blood in my body TO think. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Nah. Necrons or nothin', doods.

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

She have sass She have mass But most importantly She kick ass

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

... Okay I MIGHT be warming up to Toriel content. Was never really a fan, but maybe I just didn't see her in the right way. XD

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

Late start to a colder day (it's only 20°, but you're not gonna get much colder this close to the equator, so take what you can get). Nothing like some coffee in your sleepwear, aye? Daddy Tripod's finally starting the day!

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Tripod Daddy @feloniousgreg.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

Y'Know what? Kudos. I honestly never expected anyone to respond to this. So, as low a bar as it is, you managed to exceed my expectations. XD

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