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Feeshie

@feeshieofetheria.bsky.social
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43. Somewhere under the bi umbrella. Perpetually tired. Here to obsess about She-Ra and post too many cat pictures. Trans rights are human rights. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah, yeah, I have heard many gay things about the WNBA
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shit, I gotta watch more.... whatever sport this is
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Talk about targeted marketing. I probably would stay in that chair for awhile...
Screenshot of a product page for a Stayfish Recliner.  It looks ugly but comfortable
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I found one recently that was just some guy's analysis different shoelace tying methods. He invented a couple new ones, apparently? Delightful stuff, wish I'd known about it when my kids were in kindergarten.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1904
QUEER FOLKS

Everybody Queer But Us

THEIR FADS ARE INEXPLAINABLE

--The Pickens Sentinel, 14 Dec 1904
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It would be real fucking nice if more people knew they need to RSVP when they AREN'T attending a party, too.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nobody estranged their parents before modern therapy! They just happened to move across the country. And you know, long distance calls and flights were SO expensive. What a shame they could only call grandma once a year, right? But they're totally not estranged, they would NEVER! 🙄
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As an expert on the matter, I feel it's my responsibility to inform you that you're very close to correct, but you have to add an e for every extra fish. 1 fish is fish, 2 is feesh, 7 is feeeeeeesh. Once you get above 15 or so you're allowed to go on vibes instead of counting.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
decorating a cake that I was convinced was going to be the EASIEST, like 80s mom style "anyone can do this!" decorating. I swear that cake almost killed me. But slap some ice cream between your cake layers and people think you're a wizard?
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cake decorating. It's a few times a year hobby for me, not a serious discipline, but I'm constantly having to reassess what's easy and what's going to leave me swearing at the cake. My kid drew me an encouraging handwritten sign (still hanging on my fridge) because I was getting so frustrated once -
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So true. I hop around different crafts and it's fascinating to see what really impresses people and what they assume is easy peasy. I default to assuming every process I don't know is witchcraft beyond my understanding, but I'm sure I've done the same at times.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm pretty sure 55 pages of alien sex is hard baked into this particular trope. You can subvert it all you want in any other way but if they're not 55 Pages Horny there's no more sex emergency, the whole premise is gone 😂
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What's that I spy in the school's book vending machine??? 👀👀👀
Close up of a vending machine full of kids books, centered on Witch Boy by Lee Knox Ostertag.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe some minor disappointments and surprises, probably some things that impress her too, but mostly I think she'd be relieved. Relieved that we have answers for why everything is so hard, relieved that we made it this far because I was a fucking mess at 20.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: this year I'm going to RESEARCH Halloween costume construction before I buy ANYTHING. Me 5 minutes later: Ooh, string lights! I'm sure these will be essential! Somehow! Please keep my wallet in your prayers 🤦
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine going to the trouble of training your baby to pull Chuck Tingle's mask off to reveal his secret identity, just to find another mask underneath. Diabolical.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I recently had to explain a Moby Dick joke to my kids, which meant attempting to explain Moby Dick to my kids. I think all of us ended up even more confused than we were before the joke.
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SPOP Big Bang @spopbigbang.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
⚔️ SPOPtober 2026 Prompts List 🌈 This October, we're bringing back SPOPtober! Our prompts are all canon inspired, but you can take them in any direction you wish, including AUs! #spop #shera #catradora #spopsky
SPOPtober 2026 Prompts 

    1 - Noir
    2 - Mask
    3 - Sleepless
    4 - Destiny
    5 - Genius
    6 - Failsafe
    7 - Fangs
    8 - Stranded
    9 - Soiree
    10 - Protocol
    11 - Runestone
    12 - Betrayal
    13 - Launch
    14 - Spell
    15 - Corridors
    16 - Moonlight
    17 - Hero
    18 - Ghost
    19 - Remember
    20 - Shadow
    21 - Mer-Mysteries
    22- Purified
    23 - Fractures
    24 - Dance
    25 - Pulse
    26 - Curse
    27 - Swap
    28 - Heart
    29 - Carve
    30 - Disguise
    31 - Sweets
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm pretty sure the $100 inflatable kayak they have at Aldi once a year is the ONLY really accessible-to-most-people boat out there. And I'm not sure kayaks are even technically boats? Either way, you're not getting around the world on that baby.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Laws will vary locally but I've looked at whether I'd be able to operate a pontoon on vacations in Wisconsin and there's a boat-only license I could get. I think at my age I might have been grandfathered in without even getting the boat license. Do you even need a boating license for sailing??
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know what your middle school teacher told you, but sometimes you SHOULD experiment with alcohol.
A can of New Glarus Strawberry Rhubarb fruit ale sitting on a counter in front of two glasses prepped for floats with vanilla ice cream, spoons, and colorful bendy strawsAn opened can of New Glarus strawberry rhubarb fruit ale next to a glass holding a pink and white beer float
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So many tomaties! Regular (honestly kinda small) cherry tomato for scale 😂 ("Tiny Tomatoes" just didn't capture the sheer absurdity of these little guys, they're tomaties now)
A small white ceramic bowl, about the size you'd use for dip, with a pile of super tiny orange tomatoes smaller than a pea in it, and one small-average bright red cherry tomato for scale.  Without descriptions it looks very much like a cereal bowl full of cherry tomatoes and one big slicer.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I popped outside to pick some vegetables and my children decided to use their unsupervised time to invent "Couch Language - the language all couches speak." You weirdos coulda been sneaking candy and you chose talking couches? What the hell?
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh my god, what is WITH these elderly parents just not bothering to mention this shit? I don't get it. My mom didn't tell anyone she needed a lung biopsy (that ended up being cancer!) until the day before because she needed a fucking RIDE. We want to know and we need lead time to help you, woman!
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My kids aren't super sensitive to scary stuff, so there have been maybe 2 or 3 Halloween decorations that have genuinely scared them through the years. They were way more freaked out by mascot costumes, the nice school dad dressed as Elmo was TERRIFYING 😂
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It actually helps when they're set up in advance, the kids see them in the daytime and it's easier to point out all the "look, this is obviously just a really big version of an electronic toy" features. They're much scarier in the dark, but you can usually detour around them if you need to.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But if my kids walked to school on their own they'd have to cross 2 major streets, and several side streets where nobody stops at stop signs. Even after a lifetime of navigating on foot here I have to be on my guard all the time, and the kids have a lot to learn about gauging driver behavior still.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thankfully most schools here don't do the long pick up line, parents who drive park in the neighborhood and walk over. There are still bad spots, though, we get off a city bus in front of a different school and there's always some asshole parked in the bus lane so we have to exit into the street 😡
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I got hit by a car crossing with the walk signal because of this. Thankfully he at least slowed down for the turn so it wasn't catastrophic for me but man, use your fucking turn signals! Pedestrians can't read your mind and if you don't notice them, the signal at least warns them you're coming.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Parents get so much crap for being overprotective these days but man, have they SEEN the drivers??? I'm not too worried about my 6th grader getting kidnapped if I let him walk to school alone but I sure as fuck don't trust drivers today to even notice a shrimpy 11 year old trying to cross the street
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm sorry, Vee. Shit sucks right now 😟
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
what's that thing? is it for me? is it mine???? CAN I BAP IT???? (she could not bap it, mom is so mean)
A young dilute calico cat, staring intently at a lone purple tomatillo in a dark gray divided plastic harvest basket full of cherry tomatoes, cucamelons, cucumbers, and raspberries.  She has one paw raised into the air but is keeping her distance for now.A young dilute calico cat, sniffing a lone purple tomatillo sitting on a few cucumbers in a dark gray divided plastic harvest basket A young dilute calico cat, reaching a paw out and attempting to gently bap a lone purple tomatillo sitting on a few cucumbers in a dark gray divided plastic harvest basket
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unbelievable. This photo doesn't even look real, Sydney. (that's a compliment, not an accusation)
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Secret bedrooms" seemed way TOO weirdly specific, though 😂
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was torn between secret levels and secret rooms, to be honest. "Habitaciones" is used for bedrooms in my experience, but there are so many regional differences in Spanish, and also video game terms may not translate word for word 🤷. Not sure if that makes a difference in this context.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not fluent in Spanish but I know enough to tell it's all very general praise: great platformer, great graphics and movement, fun traps and secret bonus levels. Not sure if any of that points in the direction of either option, but there's no mention of a system or distinctive tech specifications
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shera is also a real established first name, though not super common in my experience
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A real classic. Even funnier for Mr Feesh who works in vetmed and can vouch for the accuracy. They once had a client who LICKED HER PET to assess its health and I think of her every time we watch Best in Show 😂
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Last night I dreamed that I was back in school and they served everyone a little can of cold horse spam for lunch. Then I fucked up a math test by filing out the test sheet instead of the answer sheet because you can't have a school dream without fucking up a math test.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Call me crazy but I really just want to see a picture of the actual food they serve
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm glad you got some financial help and that he's stable. It's terrible what some people do to animals.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
God, it's bad enough just having all the symptoms dismissed with no action at all (aside from shame, obviously), but there's a special level of hell for parents who have been TOLD BY A PROFESSIONAL that their kid has adhd and just decide they know better. Infuriating.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don't let anyone convince you that gardening is a mature hobby for mature people.
Two red and green striped oval cherry tomatoes that fused together while growing so they look like both a butt and a ball sack, depending on what direction your imagination takes you in.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He may not have started it but he sure is hell bent on finishing it
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tomato vs coffee bean 🤣🤣🤣
An absurdly small orange tomato on a white paper towel, next to a coffee bean for scale.  The tomato is about half the size of the coffee bean.
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And then they try to do it to Adora next and she chose to LIVE 😭😭😭😭😭
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Great, now I gotta grow an even smaller one to beat your record 🙄😂
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No Xbox! Only Melog!
A disembodied lap (cropped for child privacy).  An Xbox controller is visible in one of the kid's hand and the other hand is occupied by a gray cat shoving her head into it to demand pets
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Feeshie @feeshieofetheria.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I did it! The crown jewel of my garden, the absolute pinnacle of my life (sorry human children), I grew a RIDICULOUS TINY TOMATO!!! That's a normal sized cherry tomato next to it 😂
My hand holding a freshly picked red tomato roughly the size of an average peaMy hand holding a freshly picked red tomato roughly the size of an average pea, next to a typical yellow cherry tomato for scale
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