yhvr
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yhvr, 1:29 AM
1:30 am. you know what that means. burger time
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two patties. bacon. american cheese. avocado. i just be makin shit up](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:webypphb3aesskeki5rmhf5y/bafkreiagn46lajotip5zgaapkx655b62hnjfhcof6gt6o57m5muotn2lfi)
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??: "and he was all like, complaining about how i was cockblocking him and stuff!"
Me: "yeah, you probably did the right thing leaving though. sucks not to have sex, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do."
??: "and like, i was ready to kill this motherfucker! not that i was going to, but, y'know, despite the bar not having a metal detector, they managed to not pick up my knife."
??: "by the way, uh, i should probably eat before i go to bed, do you know any places nearby?"
Me: "yeah, i'm walking to [place]. i made a mobile order, so i'll just be in and out, but i'm sure you could place an order."
??: "sorry if that made you uncomfortable, by the way."
Me: "no, you're fine. it didn't make me too uncomfortable."
at this point, i realize my back is COVERED in sweat. there is nothing but sweat on my body. everything but my dick is wet.
we arrive at the restaurant, and like i expected for 1:40am on a friday night, the doors were locked. unlike last time, a small group of drunk people had gathered around outside, waiting to be let in.
so, after a few minutes that feel like an eternity, somebody comes up to the door to peep out and say "the manager says i can't let any of y'alls in now." i protest, saying i made a mobile order, and he lets me in. i show him on my phone what name was associated with my order, and he grabs my bag and hands it to me.
i fucking BOLTED it out of there. i have no clue what happened to that drunk guy. i hope he got a bite to eat.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:webypphb3aesskeki5rmhf5y/bafkreifvgei3gglmdynnjwm24cff5zao7jcodc65zrmqahbxaerr73uvvm)
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