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Jonathan Feder

@feder122.bsky.social
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Try and have dessert first.

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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 2h
Calling this guy a “putz” is an insult to putzes.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 3h
Chud.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 4h
Putz.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 10h
Four Seasons Total Lawyering
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 12h
This is driving me INSANE!
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Let me cover up my incompetence by picking out something from this box of ready-made excuses!” Please - either do your job or take the L.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“She only got coffee and put toner in the copy machine.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
MERIT Misogyny Exclusion Racism Inequity Totalitarianism
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She has a long-standing tradition to uphold!
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Equa-LIAR
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Must be nice to be able to believe WHATEVER you want and treat it as truth.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More CHOCOLATE MILK!
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Rules for thee, not for me…”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“WHAT WAS RAYMOND DOING WITH HIS HANDS?!?!?!”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I came. I saw. I lied.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except for the weasel.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HOW IS THERE ALWAYS A TWEET?
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is there a total OPPOSITE award from the Nobel Peace Prize? “Warmonger of the year”? Or something like that?
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How very noble of him - jackass.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bread and Circuses for Orange Nero.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Guilty, with an explanation.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The cruelty is the point, yes. But the hypocrisy is a very close second.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Ready, Fire, Aim…”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish they could hear how they sound.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whatever parameters suit their argument-of-the-day is what they go with.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is the nuncio in that scenario?
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He can F*** ALL the way off - hack.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He forgot “Please try the fish.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These people need to just GO AWAY - they are NOT serious people.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Spacely’s a stoop!”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This makes my head hurt.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“A doctor, if you can keep it.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Mr. Scott! Paging Hugh Scott!”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Replace “could” with “should”.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They forgot to add “down the tubes” at the end of the headline.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He forgot his hat again.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Get rid of these clowns…. There shouldn’t be clowns… Well maybe, next year…”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somewhere, Dan Quayle is smiling.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I get paid a lot to do nothing.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been waiting for this one!!!
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court Thingy
ALT: Lionel Hutz: I Move For A Bad Court Thingy
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Copper costs money because it saves money.”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“If it ain’t broke, we break it” is quite the slogan.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Who the hell is THEY?”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wile E Coyote Super Genius
ALT: Wile E Coyote Super Genius
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why not? They waste everything else.
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only when “they” do it (and that varies of course depending on who “they” is/are).
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We did, BUT they want to KEEP ON “winning”!
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Minnesota (not so) Nice”
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Jonathan Feder @feder122.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bo Diddley in Trading Places: 50 Bucks
ALT: Bo Diddley in Trading Places: 50 Bucks
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