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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈

@feadpool.bsky.social
318 followers 1.2K following 681 posts

I hit people with swords for fun. Captain and trainer for the Knights Of Munster, a proudly inclusive full contact medieval combat club. Part of the WarHamFam, rarely paint anymore, but will drool over your miniatures and talk lore.

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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I give away more of my wealth every time I stick a couple of euro in a donation bucket, where's my article?
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If he doesn't like it then all he has to do is agree to pay us in line with inflation, its a pretty simple request, I bet he hasn't been losing money every year.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can also do it this way now, which is somehow so much harder!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pole dancing is fun and my flexibility is really improving!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Go point at a hole in a ceiling, you beige prick.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What did they shout???
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Forsa just voted in favour of industrial action with 96.4% support, because the government refuses to negotiate a new pay deal, in what world is this supporting workers???
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh that's really interesting, I definitely didn't know about the political cartoon thing, thank you!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Vampyre, by John Polidori, predates it by nearly 80 years and fits the sexy seductive aristocratic vampire tropes, and was probably a big influence on Stoker, and it was written on the same holiday that Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pretty sure Canada hasn't pissed most of its arsenal up against a wall in the Middle East either
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't use ya'll, but fully back ye using it! Second person plural pronoun users of the world united! Policing language based on the idea that the version you speak is the correct version is colonisers shit and it's dumb
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When you really dont have anything to contribute, but you desperately want people to know you are a bigot.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Who cares??? I can also drive faster than his world record, so what? Its not an achievement.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That is so stupid and so wonderful. Billy Active.
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Randy, Baron von Greymatter @wowindescribable.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Billy does the lawn.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Standing on the big H for Holiday.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
...why does he spoil milk???
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🎶just to be the man who called a taxi and when home again! 🎶
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
His only real talent is finding levels of cringe previously thought impossible. You think you know what the limit is, maybe it will be pushed a tiny bit here & there by some edgy teen, & then this fucker comes it with the fosbury flop of being a total fucking loser & smashes all the records.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A classic example of 'if the headline asks a question then the article can almost always be replaced with one word: no'
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That's why the only way to make sure software doesn't betray you is to baptise your computers as soon as you get them, fully submerged in holy water, none of this sprinkling crap.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More than 25%! He got 26.93%!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That makes a lot of sense, no one could handle that much power.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
That's understandable, you've been ripped from the beating heart of comedy, you are like Neo being unplugged from the machine of comedy, only covered in even more viscous slime.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US?!?!?!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm very disappointed in you Jack, you should never want to stay relevant, you are a Taskmaster Stats Dork (affectionate), relevance was never in your wheelhouse.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
WHY HAS MERRY OR PIPPIN BEEN CENSORED??? He's been blurred out.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The actors who got billed AFTER Tony the dog need to fire their manager.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How much Keefe? GEORGIA O'KEEFE.... wait no, I fucked that up, didn't I?
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every interview with an actor from the new Harry Potter series youtube.com/shorts/QVyIw...
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every interview with an actor in the new Harry Potter series
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Absolutely, no one is judging Harry Potter fans for holding on to something silly and childish, we love silly and childish, we are judging them because the creator has explicitly stated that she sees their engagement with Harry Potter as support for her bigotry, and therefore it is.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh man, my morale has DEFINITELY improved, I laughed so hard at this!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"UK opens up new open air public toilet"
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Inside me there are two.... wait... one wolf??? Oh crap you guys, no one move! This is serious m, we are in danger!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pole dancing is fun and my flexibility is really improving!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thanks! We had such a good time doing it.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thank you, we've been doing it for the last 4 years I think, and its always a highlight of our calendar.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And then I had a very different look for the after party!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One of the quick little fights we did while we marched, the crowd were so enthusiastic and kept us motivated to entertain them even as we got reeeeeal tired.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A wonderful #Pride yesterday in Cork, spent marching with my big queer medieval full contact club, couldn't be prouder of them
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Its Pride weekend here in Cork, in honour of that here is a video from last weekend of me getting pounded by 4 guys until I can't take it anymore, while a rainbow watches on. Source: www.instagram.com/my.medieval....
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That is so satisfying!
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That would be all the embalming fluid.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My favourite fact about Sparta is that it ended up basically being a Sparta-themed theme park where Romans could live out their tough guy fantasies, like a load of middle aged men going to Rockstar Camp. 2,000 years later and these losers are still playing with an imagined Sparta
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
To be fair libraries are usually open to hosting events, just ask if you can do a drug fueled sex den evening and they will do their best to accommodate you.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Battlefield Earth. No idea why the hell 12 year old me and my friend went to this, but it was baaaaad.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Its like the Googlewhack of warham-related 3d printing! I shall call it a Wibblesmack, and no one can stop me.
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Paul Murphy TD @paulmurphy.pbp.ie · 14/07/2026
We know that out of control data centre development has led to 23% of electricity being consumed by data centres. A recent report found that data centres consume 80% of electricity in Dublin, yet Uisce Éireann can’t or won’t tell us the effect of data centres on water consumption.
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Brendan Halpin 🏳️‍🌈 @feadpool.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not cowards, just evil.
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