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KING OF WANDS

@feacher.bsky.social
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It’s cutting edge! icon by funtergeist on tumblr. minors dni.

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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
( to himself, one dark world over ) I wish I could marry a neurotic antisocial loser...
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
👂LISTENING🎧 and 📚LEARNING✏️
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me: If I became the one in charge of 📺TV WORLD🌎, I would NEVER harm my minions! (5 years later) Highly throwable Pippins: Hoohoohee! Me: Hmmm
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It’s Goofy…! From 🍔MCDONALD’S🍟!
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Clean the house NOW! NOW NOW, PEOPLE! I want this place looking like Disney On Ice in ONE MINUTE.
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me: If I became the one in charge of 📺TV WORLD🌎, I would NEVER harm my minions! (5 years later) Highly throwable Pippins: Hoohoohee! Me: Hmmm
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
👂LISTENING🎧 and 📚LEARNING✏️
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
( birdie… nuzzling his cheek against her head. ) You’re so ☁️FLUFFY🐩! Do you get puffed up in the cold?
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Nothing to be done. Well, there’s other studios!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Spammy!!!! 😊🌸 ( picking her up and twirling her around and hugging her like a plushie and petting her head )
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
We decided not to move forward with you at this position because a ☄️METEOR💫 has hit our studio, and destroyed our whole shit 🐘BIG MODE📈! We hope your job search goes well!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
🎤PLUEY🐈‍⬛… we gotta save this dog gone TV WORLD.
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
( biiiiig dumb smile )
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
( his screen turns on to a video of cute puppies running in a field ) Hiiiii ^3
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
TURN ON THE TV!!!!!!!!!!! IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Of course, Spammy!!!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Nnnnooo… um, nice try!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
( rubbing his cheek against hers! fuzzy… ) Who’s that with the post? The one I love the most! My 🌹FUNNY LITTLE MAILWOMAN💌!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
What the HECK is THAT?!?!?
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My funny little mailwoman! 🌸
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
#MyFunnyLittleMailman ^)
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I’M not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. I’m not taking 💉DRUGS❄️. Isn’t that fantastic? That I have a 💉DRUG❄️ like energy without taking 💉DRUGS❄️? It’s like, you need dr— you need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women? Well, if you wouldn’t need 🍸ALCOHOL🥃 to talk with women, that’s a compliment, right? You’re so 1️⃣CONFIDENT✨!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I’m serious, guys, I’m not minting any more POINTs tonight, inflation is really bad already… (3 drinks in) Hey, I think I seriously 🌹LOVE💞 you guys. You know what? A shiny new 🪙GOLD COIN💰 for everyone in this studio tonight!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
We’ll improve your balance in ❌NO TIME🕑! That’s okay!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
What? Noooo. No!!! . Well Yes, but that just means there’s room for improvement! That’s a GOOD thing!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hehehe! My mailman! ( picking her up under the arms like a cat )
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The 💌LOVELIEST🌹!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
( reaching for a magnet behind his back )
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You don’t like the poses…?
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// no same. i actually suckkkkk at writing fics it comes much easier to me to write collaboratively
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// it’s mostly spamtenna sorry . i read ONE ☝️ good polymikes/onesided battenna oneshot once im sure theres more out there i just don’t usually seek them out
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// they abandoned it later in the fic. which is sad because it was kinda funny
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// i NEVER pay attention to the author but im not a real fanfichead so idk if other people do or what
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// ITS SO FUNNY
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// yuuuupp
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// the word art in the smut fic is actually crazy im laughing
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
// insane
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Awww… They’re making 🎲FRIENDS📧…
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
As far as I’m concerned, ALL TVs are Smart TVs!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Oh… Awww ☺️🌸! My Spammy makes me feel like that, too!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Just addressing everyone’s concerns!
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hello world, I’m 15 minutes old! 😊🌸🌎🌳🕊️🩷✨
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Mostly? 💧
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
// noooo what if my tenna is ooc nooo nvm it’s literally fine. because he’s bigshot era it doesn’t matter if he acts different than in the game
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Oh sh—um, SUGAR this kid’s got moves
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
YES! ✨🕺🌀
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Yeah, Spammy? >[ ^)]
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Showbusiness stuff kid you wouldn’t get it
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
// CRYING
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KING OF WANDS @feacher.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Aw… What happened to your head, buddy?
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