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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺

@fdb.graphics
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Retired graphic designer and IT professional; hobby photographer. INTP, happily married to @annakc.bsky.social. Member of the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Apostrophes. Investment offers = block🚫 Born at 317.73 ppm glass.photo/tonydf

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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 15h
I’ll get you a coffee! Good morning, ladies
Coffee being dispensed from a machine inscribed 

I think therefore I am not a Daily Mail reader
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 30/09/2026
I miss having a BiL in the wine trade (he’s still around, just retired)
Bottle of New Zealand Mission Estate Jewelstone, 2009
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 30/09/2026
Our resident wren 😍🥰 #BirdOfTheDay #BirdPhotography 🪶 #Photography 📷 #Wrensday
Wren on a garden fence, surrounded by foliage
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 29/09/2026
My attitude to life 👇
Snoopy and Woodstock from Peanuts

LEARN FROM YESTERDAY
LIVE FOR TODAY
LOOK TO TOMORROW
REST THIS AFTERNOON
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 29/09/2026
Cascais c.1975
14-year-old boy trying to look cool
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 28/09/2026
Possibly, but I’ve had tortoiseshell cats (interesting fact - torties are almost exclusively - 99.9% female) but i think calico cats have got larger markings
Calico catTortoiseshell cat strolling out of children’s playhouse
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 25/09/2026
Hummingbird moth on verbena- it’s been a good year for these insects #Photography 📷 #InsectPhotography📷🦋
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 24/09/2026
Basingstoke!!!
Dumper truck labelled “thoughts & prayers”
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 24/09/2026
Good morning, Ethel I read your post again and it puzzled me - I was told the threshold for the shingles vaccination was 65; COVID, on the other hand, I have to pay for. BTW, BlueSky thinks you’re posting in German 👇
Post screen capture
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 23/09/2026
Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars - Martin Luther King
Crema bubbles on coffee
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 22/09/2026
Numpty. xxx
Calico cat peering from within a Christmas tree of white tinsel
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 22/09/2026
Unkind… funny, but unkind 🤣
I was rear-ended
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 22/09/2026
More berries than I remember for a while. I wonder if ithey are harbingers of a cold winter…
Plentiful yellow and orange berries on a Pyracantha bus
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 21/09/2026
? AnyList is the other. A shared shopping list that has saved us a fortune over the years - we tried everything; post-it notes, lists on the fridge, but we still ended up with 12 jars of coriander, and no cumin. Mrs T wasn’t convinced until she put ‘cheap toilet brush’ on the list, and I delivered
Screenshot of shopping list app
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 21/09/2026
I confess I’m generally wary of paying for smartphone apps, but if you like gardening, PictureThis is strongly recommended. Take a picture of a plant, and it will identify, diagnose and provide care instructions
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 20/09/2026
At least you can blame it on the dogs. Our late Harvey would wake himself up farting, sniff his behind and walk off in disgust, leaving us to cope
GSD/Collie cross
GSD/Collie cross
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 20/09/2026
Office
Pint of freshly-poured Murphy’s stout
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 19/09/2026
Appropriate for #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay
The cannons be ready
Captain.

ARE
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 19/09/2026
That’ll do, Donkey, that’ll do…
Jar of Apple, fig & garlic chutney
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 19/09/2026
When english is your 1rd language
RESPECT ARE CULTURE
NO SURRENDER
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 18/09/2026
As an aside, the LibDems 🔶 are the only party in my area to keep leafleting throughout the year. The other parties suddenly spring to life in the month before an election 🤷🏻‍♂️
Brown garden wheelie bin inscribed PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR TORY RUBBISH RESPONSIBLY!
VOTE
Liberal Democrats
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 17/09/2026
A blue tit identified the bee nest box as a good source of fresh grubs…
Blue tit on the edge of a bee nest box, holding in its beak a plug made out of leaves a bee used to  block up the entrance
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 17/09/2026
Foxy 🦊 likes it when we have a Chinese takeaway That container has spare rib bones in it. #UrbanWildlife
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 16/09/2026
I have questions… 🤔
Gate on a path . There are no barriers left or right
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 16/09/2026
Drop some CANDLES 🕯️
Six pillar candles lit against a black background
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 15/09/2026
Every reprobate lady who tries to bully (helpless little old) me, into getting a cat, whinges about being woken up at ungodly hours @mushen.bsky.social @juliaann.bsky.social @nettekin.bsky.social
Pictures of lady olding a cat, and saying
I love you so much
The cat is thinking
When's dinner?
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 15/09/2026
Good morning. I bear bad news
3 TERRIBLE FACTS:
1. TODAY IS NOT FRIDAY 
2. TOMORROW IS NOT FRIDAY
3. EVEN THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW IS NOT FRIDAY
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 14/09/2026
So am I
Creative people don't have a mess, they have ideas lying around everywhere!
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 14/09/2026
Dumpster truck inscribed THOUGHTS & PRAYERS, delivering rubbish to landfill
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 12/09/2026
Farewell to summer #Photography 📷
Bee on a purple Caryopteris flower
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 11/09/2026
🤣😘 Mrs Tony’s approach is a tad more brutal
Man gardening- wife on the porch calls out “I'm doing some reorganizing—are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 11/09/2026
Behave, bad woman
Cartoon of a cat in a dress ; the caption is “The cat, at 3 am, preparing to unveil her operetta about how she hasn't had new food added to her still-full bowl in nearly 5 hours and fears she may perish”
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 10/09/2026
Oh well, this was a bit earlier, probably 1975-ish
Young man
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 10/09/2026
Drop some SWEETS 🍫 🍧🖤🎂🍪
Toy dinosaur with a red gummy bear in its jaws. Four other gummy bears are looking on
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 10/09/2026
Stolen from FB (to *ahem* train my AI) @profaliceroberts.bsky.social
Robot sitting at a laptop. Caption is 'I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 09/09/2026
No comment
Far Side cartoon of a couple driving a little red car on the moon. The Earth is visible top left against a starry sky. The lady is saying 'For heaven's sake, Elroy! NOW look where the earth is!... Move over and let me drive!'
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 09/09/2026
Ours got fed prime rib-eye leftovers. I love the fantasy of them interacting with us, but I think it’s important they retain a basic fear of humans. #UrbanWildlife
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 07/09/2026
A bit scary…
Crop of BlueSky post showing 4.4k likes
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 07/09/2026
Electricity bill. Oil on canvas.
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 06/09/2026
Far Side cartoon of a cow in the defendant’s box at a trial. The prosecution lawyer says “Look. We know how you did it-how is no longer the question. What we now want to know is why.... Why now, brown cow?"
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 06/09/2026
Had 3 this morning but always ready for another 💜☕️
Double espresso
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 05/09/2026
…and the horse you rode in on #Photography 📷
Old, rickety rocking horse, covered with moss, in a partially sunlit garden
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 04/09/2026
@annakc.bsky.social It’s been 29 years and 5 days Since you took my heart away And nothing compares to you 💝
Two platinum wedding rings under a yellow rose in a post
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 03/09/2026
Mais non… 😂👇
Far Side fake harpoon gag cartoon
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 03/09/2026
Share a tiny bit of zen. No rules, just peaceful imagery
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 02/09/2026
You… you… don’t mean up or down?
Bearded man with tears of laughter, hanging onto a laughing emoji
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 02/09/2026
The same idiots who think Trump, who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, who declared bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy.
That's what Trump
Derangement Syndrome actually looks like.
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 02/09/2026
Sorry to hear that, but being early means you have fewer people to bother you 😘
Panda lying on his stomach, saying I HATE MORNING PEOPLE
AND MORNINGS
...AND PEOPLE
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 01/09/2026
Mâitre Renard, par l’odeur alléché… Fox 🦊 knows there is food inside the hedgehog 🦔 feeding station but can’t quite find a way in #UrbanWildlife
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Tony da Franca 📎 🇵🇹🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fdb.graphics · 01/09/2026
Bag! Awake for hours, with no reason #insomnia
I WISH I COULD SLEEP BUT MY STUPID ADHD KICKS IN AND WELL BASICALLY, ONE SHEEP, TWO SHEEP, COW, TURTLE, DUCK, OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM, HEEEEY MACARENA!
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