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@fc-rubberista.bsky.social
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the revolution will be rubberised.

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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i should stop being honest: that's a good song. sometimes i feel like when it all goes off they're gonna shoot the dog
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
bonus round: anime edition george michael explains geopolitics of 2002. truly the halford mackinder of our times
so cherie my dear
won't you leave the way clear for sex tonight
tell him "tony, tony tony 
i know that you're horny
but something about that Bush ain't right"
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
anyway thank you for listening to the dogging anthem from george michael definitely on the cottagingcore playlist
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ACAG? all cops are gay???
no it isnt true police officers don't deserve it
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
just off to get some shopping love
just keep on funky
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Holy Shit it's 1998 secondary question what the fuck are these trousers
i'd service the community but i've done it already
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
all cops are bastards until all cops are disco
well yeeeeesss i've been bad
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh no
it's paaaartaaay time
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ah now these look normal
let's go outside
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
what the fuck is going on with this guy's hat
????
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
than merely snogging and though her cheeks were parted she spoilt it when she farted and we wanted to get started on OUR dogging
yaoikiiiinky
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
well we drove down to the far end of the car park back of asda a threesome was hard at it in a sporty little mazda it made it more exciting as they pressed against the glass and when Brian got his torch out you could see right up her arse they were dogging they were dogging believe me they were more
i think i'm done with the sofa
i think i'm done with the floor
i think i'm done with the kitchen table babyi wanna go outside
outsideduuude
have you considered homosexuality12
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ok off we go!
helicoptero
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh no. oh dear. that ain't good
police officerhollywoooood
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
we're doing this now because it's funny
eine film bei "Huu Jarss"
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
can i have the state-issued croptop as well please
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh no definitely no i'm sure i'll be fine but it looks like it's pretty well (c)occupied at the minute
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
NORMAL WOMAN??!
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
we need more cum
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
did he enjoy it at least?
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
yes I know this is a song about a breakup It’s more fun to be a sex object for the benefit of strangers anyway
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
there is also just a normal man wearing a cardigan
Normal wanker
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
there’s also the rubber wall. I assume all the twinks are stored in there when not in use.
Don’t pop it! The cum extractors might escape!
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anyway there is also the sex hair dryer gun thingy
Sex hair dryer
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Personally I wouldn’t mind being degraded and constantly used for pleasure if I got to wear a cool rubber ‘fit and listen to smoooth jazz all day
Ooh spookyGotta get up to get down You could help me ease my mindWaow
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So there’s a George Michael music video (Fastlove) which is incredibly fucking horny There‘s people sitting in the wanking chair (see below) And then they can summon sexy dudes via remote control
Looking for some eeeeducation
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ahh the Ford family Easily the funniest right wing dumbarses of the lot
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I tried this and I got away with not paying for something today Yaaay for evil twink
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
what about this tactical spy outfit
Danger! Diabolik poster from 1968
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Vote Crystal-Aspryce '26! A latex maid in every home! A gimp in every basement!
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
so. uhh trends. there's this one historical inaccuracy in a lot of period dramas i don't like and that is: not enough guys in rubber suits and bondage gear fucking each other
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
- mr. president a second weirdly sexual campaign song has hit america, this time in 1964 holy fuck this is gay im now imagining lbj pulling out jumbo and fucking every dude in america
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
continued from earlier "all the way with LBJ LBJ you are the daddy of us all" "We're ready to go with you all the way" "When the votes are in we can all proudly say we have gone all the way with LBJ" "For the wise voters think he* has nothing of a pull and could not be daddy of us all" *goldwater
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
- 1900 campaign song. dayumn i didn't realise mckinley was a dom and that song is weirdly kinky
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"things are wearing a warm complexion but McKinley is going to win he'll be the hero of this election the way he'll beat them will be a sin he will smash them to such perfection that they can never get up again so hooray for Bill McKinley and his brave rough rider Ted"
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Could be worse love You could be welsh
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is a really hot picture I’d like to recreate with my friends one day It is profoundly debauched. Anyway maybe a few more lads could wear some rubber
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now to be fair they are comically large Getting a full ruler‘s worth of padding out and going “no. More, more, I’m still not satisfied”
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It certainly breeds the creativity to find more restrictions
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh so like jaywalking then
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aww you look so cuute hope you have fun!
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who knows he was probably complaining about seeing enough guys' naked butts.
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Hey, I never thought the leopards would destroy MY favourite queer space" - executive who works for Leopards-Destroying-Things-R-Us
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm impressed. Which countries didn't work on that TV show? It's a good sign of international co-operation that they were able to get Alberta to do something with other places.
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ahahahah that's really funny i love this
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
throughout their daily lives, no matter if they are cleaning the office in maid outfit, eating lunch at the clothes workshop canteen, or simply relaxing with their friends after work dolled up in skintight rubber.
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
libertine depraved orgiastic pleasures are claimed as the legacy and practice of the gimpsuited masses. perhaps the oligarchy tightens it's grip, twisting and dominating the rubberised country to it's will. but always there is still the frisson of the taboo, the sexual that follows millions
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
spend more and more to get their hands on the sacred rubber. one day the public forgets there was much else to wear. the nation is consumed by tapping, vulcanising, cutting, tailoring, selling, wearing, sweating in and fucking in piles of latex clothing. perhaps the oligarchy is overthrown and it's
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gimped out @fc-rubberista.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so they start marketing the shit out of/forcing people to wear latex clothing. maybe a law is passed banning anything else. cotton burns in the streets. people squeeze into catsuits on their way to work and relax in shirts and skirts. prices are forced up to increase profits but people still
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