CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I don’t wear my contacts, or glasses, and no I don’t know what that speed limit sign was I didn’t care anyway! 010
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CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025My tempo has cataracts and I can’t find replacement headlights lmao 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025media.tenor.coma man in a knight 's costume is running in a field with another manAlt: This is a Monty Python joke, King Arthur was handed a sword by a woman from a lake and told he was a king When confronting a peasant he is shown that leadership is handed up from the people not down from authority 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Is this the soggy bink lobbing scimitars and telling people they’re the king of the britans? 110
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025That cat got released back where I park, he still visits the truck His name is Silo I adore void kitties 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Two lil eyes started back from a the bottom driver side of the engine bay A void kitty was huddled up and hiding With a little coaxing I was able to pick him up with minimal damage to my welding gauntlets and place him into a milk crate upside down on my floorboard 100
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I kept driving down the road and heard more noises from something shifting behind the firewall Spooked I pulled out an old ass mag light from behind the seat and wielded all 6 D cell batteries in a glorified baseball bat producing a whole single lumen 100
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 07/06/2025One time I got lazy and started my old 78 Chevy pickup and heard some horrific noises, it was late and I assumed a raccoon had moved in so I opened the hood and lept back Nothing came out Strange So I slammed the hood and gave it a few pats to scare whatever it was outta the area 110
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 06/06/2025If your in the pacific northwest I have one or two I could lend 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I get drunk and make running cars not do that anymore Y’all come up with new creatures I’m envious 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 05/06/2025This is very odd How do you come up with this It’s so- incredibly creative wtf 110
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 05/06/2025The starter says Wrrwrrrwrrrwrrrwrwrrwrwrwrw chuck buck clonk bagg rooooooommmmmmvvvvv chunk Wrrwrrrwrrrwrrrwrrrwrrwrwrwrwrwrwrwtwrwrwrwtw RUag clonk Wrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrwrw rrrrr 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 05/06/2025This is what happens when June rolls around and Joshua Graham is feeling frisky 010
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I’d rather die free than live under their thumb Their not trans rights their human rights 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Your art annoyed me anyway I only followed you cuz I mildly liked your vibe 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I live in conservative hell and their token black guy won’t talk to be 100
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Life feels like I’ve clipped the apex and landed in the guardrail 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I look at posts like this and think Yea these my people I defo need to touch more grass 110
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 31/05/2025If you make that an actual hoodie design I’ll buy two of them My fucking sides hurt 140
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 31/05/2025When I was in high school auto shop I’m pretty sure I put motors in 4 separate cinder blocks on wheels Those 4L straight sixes are fucking built so well and so intuitive to take apart They’d probably get along well with my Remme and her 93 bronco 👀👀👀 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Why is this button 500 dollars @bmwmotorrad.bsky.social 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I respect that “AI” has its uses in things like flow mapping and tuning but why art, why did we automate the arts. The point was to automate the tedious to allow us to do the arts 010
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Unrelated but a slime hot tub actually sounds kinda pleasant 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 27/05/2025One of the units at work hates me and every time I clean it- it hurts me. A lot. 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 27/05/2025My wife bought a 2004 Chevy Hoe Big 4x4 nugget Holy shit it dwarfs everything 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 27/05/2025My Silverado had totaled 4 cars in 3 years My Silverado has been totaled 0 times in 50 years Statistically my pickups immortal 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 27/05/2025No cars are just built to be mean and intimidating Which when it’s a Nissan Versa trying to intimidate a 78 Silverado that could end its existence with a tap of the brake It’s kinda pathetic 111
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I’m more of a smash Beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepmedia.tenor.coma man in a leather jacket is riding a motorcycle down a city streetALT: a man in a leather jacket is riding a motorcycle down a city street 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 24/05/2025You look like my sister that’s gunna pop up in my kids life 12 years in with a Walmart bag of chicken nuggets to be the worst influence but also their favorite relative 110
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Sometimes I see a car in horrid disrepair or a lack of respect for a car and think Oh god how could you let it get this bad Then I find out their gay And suddenly it’s just like “oh yea that makes perfect sense” Why are we like this 000
CatFishMaro @fbodybby.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I’ve always imagined a hinged motorcycle helmet at the top for antlers Face guard flips up and back, slot back of helmet on around back of head and cheek guards, flip top down 000
