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Frowny Biscuit

@fbiscuit.bsky.social
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Making video ephemera. Also, a biscuit. youtube.com/@frowny_biscuit

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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Need to know how they made this guy look in the remake
A Redead from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo 64
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
William Gibson’s (Neuromancer69) very real Steam review for Johnny Mnemonic the Game
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Michael Myers' (Halloween) mask replaced with Mike Myer's (Cat in the Hat) mask.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The "...but it might work for us" meme from Arrested Development, edited to be topical and less funny.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
they do be complaining about the joke-ness though
An August 5 2026 post from Alien Bob that reads “at least I can be reasonably sure the subscribers I gain from this video aren’t gonna complain about wokeness in future videos”
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Very jealous that you get to hang out with all my favorite Marvel Comic Books characters on your birthday. 😑
The very real cast of characters set to appear in Marvel Studios’ Avengers Doomsday, releasing in theaters on December 18th 2026 (Alien Bob’s birthday!)
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Three Spider-Mans pointing at each other
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Chill out, everyone - we won’t know how hot the new Starfox is until we see what they did to this guy.
A high res render of Andrew Oikonny’s in-game face model from Star Fox 64
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
my children's children conquering the world when other future humans only know how to fight low-poly blobs with googly eyes:
A man in white sneakers and a terrifying spider costume.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
😞😞😞
A Wiki Gacha battle result screen showing “Ace Attorney” losing to “2024 Russian presidential election”
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Just failed to render the rest of the text, that’s all.
An image depicting the true subscriber count of Alien Bob’s YouTube channel, which is one billion users.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
If I could just somehow make it past this last throng of Progressive Creative Professionals, I could finally swim free with my true kin: Japanese Natural History Enthusiasts.
Dots mapping Bluesky users (allegedly) and their relative closeness to other similar users/groups (allegedly). Consult the charts - Mercury is in retrograde.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Imagine my complete disappointment to learn that this new Dracula movie does not in fact star Tommy Wiseau.
An actor playing Dracula (the actor is not Tommy Wiseau)
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
FIRST TIME HEARING! Baby REACTS to SCHISM by TOOL (WOW!!)
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
With 2025 coming to close, I have but one last thing to share with you all: THE FROWNY BISCUIT 2025 GAME AWARDS, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ARBY'S. ARBY'S; WE HAVE THE MEATS. CLICK ON (IF YOU DARE)
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
*edging intensifies*
U2’s The Edge waiting patiently for you to leave the room so he can sneakily pin the Edge web browser back on your taskbar
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is Doug. He’s extremely excited now that it’s t-shirt season again.
A picture depicting a brown Pomeranian/Corgi mix named Doug. He is laying on a couch with his stuffed elephant looking happy as hell.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My work here is done. And by work, I mean the day-to-day "free time" black hole that has deftly stood in the way of getting any actual work done.
An image depicting Frowny Biscuit's 100% completion percentage and 69.7 (nice) hour playtime in Megabonk.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Me: Extra day off this week - I should work on video stuff! Also me:
A screenshot depicting the amount of hours of Megabonk I've played in the last few days, instead of being productive. (Spoilers: it's like 23 hours)
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Impossible math problems in The Trolley Solution. Full video: youtu.be/HDEBSSI1Vis
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I kissed a train (and I liked it.) Full video: youtu.be/HDEBSSI1Vis
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Help me, Alien Bob, you're my only hope.
J. Jonah Jameson is no longer interested in pictures of Spider-Man - he now demands pictures of The Blobjob, a PC vaporware game from 1998.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
nut
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It's that Drake/Hotline Bling meme from like a decade ago, but Drake's face has been replaced with alien bob's. In the top picture, alien bob shuns "Hollow Knight: Silksong" - in the bottom picture, alien bob expresses immense approval for "Hollow Knight: Milkthong". Disclaimer: "Hollow Knight: Silksong" is not a real thing.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
*heavy breathing*
A picture depicting a Lego store preorder page for a new Transformers Soundwave kit, releasing August 4th 2025 for $189.99
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Nice nice.
A screenshot of the YouTube Studio "Channel analytics" screen showing that Frowny Biscuit's channel received 6,969 views in the last 28 days.
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Hello, I am here to sign up for your legendary martial arts tournament, where I will fight for the honor of my family, and to earn the money to open my own dojo. Oh, and for PAC-MAN - also fighting for PAC-MAN, yeah.”
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Frowny Biscuit @fbiscuit.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
my face when I had no fear of vikings
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