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@fauxwren.bsky.social
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it's wren! giant red-head lady. makes computers beep good at a video game company. one time i fell asleep into a pizza. she/her avatar by @feralroyal.bsky.social

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afraidan ghoulish @aerialshading.bsky.social · 1h
btw I made this using the big walk crochet pattern by @arisamakes.com plus a few modifications (longer limbs, +/-2 rounds to make the head and torso a bit more proportional to my yarn, bent feet) arisamakes.com/patterns/big... highly recommend!! Make your own little pals!!
arisamakes.com
Big Walk Crochet Doll Pattern - ArisaMakes
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 2h
Big Chilling
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 19h
a real fuckin hoot of a time at the movies i tell you what
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
On Monday, the original lesbian ladykiller returns at last after 10 years in LADYKILLER UNLEASHED, our massive DLC expansion to Ladykiller in a Bind! store.steampowered.com/app/5127290/...
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the dodgers have been slain. the world cries out for a brewers/guardians world series. the Midwest beckons
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
HELP COMPUTER
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST INDEED
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I have rolled this around in my brain for an actual decade at this point
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Goku SSJ Power Up
ALT: Goku SSJ Power Up
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I can't power it down, girl that's not how this works
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
hang on that doesn't seem very g rated
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
time for some wholesome family cinema!
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afraidan ghoulish @aerialshading.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
YA YA YA YA YA YA
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
i was surprised and delighted this weekend to be presented by the ever-talented and wonderfully creative @aerialshading.bsky.social with my Big Walk-sona in yarn form and a Kong/God/Baby/Objective to go with them. here they are, including a photo with a friend
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
today's ALCS game had it all ✅ jose stealing a base that scared the fuck out of me ✅ huge home run by a guy humorously deep in the batting order ✅ bat flip that went into space ✅ guys swinging at pitches at eye-level
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wow the second season of knight of the seven kingdoms looks like SHIT
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
COCKY DEFENDANT'S SMILE DISAPPEARS INSTANTLY WHEN THE MOUTHSTEALER ENTERS THE COURTROOM
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Hourly Gerard Way @hourlygerard.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gerard Way smoking, his face painted with fx makeup
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
so i'm learning that it's apparently pretty urgent that i play this.
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
time to harvard mention:
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
really excited for this one
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Gintama Every Hour @gintamaeveryhour.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gintama (2006) 銀魂 Episode 44: Mom's Busy Too, So Quit Complaining About What's for Dinner 00:11:15.363
Caption: You liar! It's stuck in your forehead!

Gintama (2006)
銀魂
Episode 44: Mom's Busy Too, So Quit Complaining About What's for Dinner
00:11:15.363

Aired: 2/22/2007, TV TOKYO
Studio: Sunrise
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
shit, at least we know where he is, unlike poor Cotton Eye Joe
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hummingbird tried to drink me again today. this happens to me a lot right when my hair is re-redded
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🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴 @koh.money · 14/10/2026
In case you missed the RESSHOUMANIA announcement yesterday, in addition to the trailer, we launched resshoumania.shop! 🔥 The shirt will not be reprinted after this year & the store will close at the end of December. Bc Resshou is free, we're relying on merch sales to fund the event. Please support!
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chimera aunt @strangelittlevine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
he wants to eat cake 🎶
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
your own personal beerus
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i have a theory that the moment you've truly become an oldhead at a job is when you see something wack and go "what dipshit did this this way" and the answer is "yourself, 5+ years ago"
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Hourly Gerard Way @hourlygerard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
📸 kookakclicks on Instagram
Gerard Way on b stage at Wembley Stadium, 2026
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yeah this started happening to me in law school and never really stopped
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
HASHTAG OCTOBER MAGIC
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS...?
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yeah you're pretty goated tbh
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my hero Gerard taught me singing is about having a nuclear meltdown in front of everyone every single time.
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my rendition of "Mama" by MCR brings down the house every time and every time I do all of that screaming without passing out it's a huge lungs dub
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
every night where I do room karaoke with a bunch of friends is a personal checkpoint in life
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WTB mortal souls PST w/best offer
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LIQUID FOOTBALL. TIKI TAKA
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
oh we lost thank God. relegate us. send us to hell for our sins
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the world yearns for the sprite of coffee
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i have absolutely zero reason to think he has learned anything or feels any contrition whatsoever. all of the people around him have insulated him from any moral consequences of this and he is absolutely going to do it again if he is not already
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
a successful season under this piece of human trash would hurt me so much more than the 1-15 year followed by the 0-16 year ever did
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Cleveland Browns are a sick animal. we need to be put down. we cannot continue winning
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
desperately screaming at the New York Jets to kill me like I'm Rorschach
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Cleveland motherfucking Guardians really did that shit
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @ BLFC @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
studio chiblee
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
jaycap
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
im traveling and can't play sealed fortress until I'm back home on Monday. don't live like me. play sealed fortress now
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