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Faux Pelini

@fauxpelini.bsky.social

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Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Column on Substack. Formerly at The Athletic. (Parody account) mofaux.substack.com squirreled.substack.com FauxPelini@gmail.com

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

New column with some post holiday advice

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Bad Gifts and Good Parties

January 6, 2026

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I’m giving away free subscriptions to my new weekly newsletter to the first 5 million people who click this link So hurry squirreled.substack.com

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Greg Donovan @gregsdonovan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Let’s do a better job looking out for each other in 2026 ~ @fauxpelini.bsky.social squirreled.substack.com/p/dealing-wi...

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Dealing With It

December 30, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Last column of the year and not the most hilarious but maybe you’ll like it anyway

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Dealing With It

December 30, 2025

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy

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Solving Christmas

December 23, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy

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Solving Christmas

December 23, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

We love this playoff but we don’t understand it New column

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No Need to Argue (But We Will)

December 16, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

It’s the holidays why not give yourself a special gift subscribe to my weekly writing for free here

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Has God abandoned Notre Dame You decide

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Has God Abandoned Notre Dame?

December 9, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Has God abandoned Notre Dame You decide

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Has God Abandoned Notre Dame?

December 9, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

A few million subscriptions still available

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin New column

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December 2, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin New column

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December 2, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Black Friday special, I’m offering up to 2 million free subscriptions to my weekly column click here while supplies last

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Thanksgiving column, quick read it before it’s too late

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Let's Celebrate

November 26, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

New column Also subscribe it’s free

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Five Rules for Not Getting Stuck in Your Career

November 18, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

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November 11, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Please don’t take this job squirreled.substack.com/p/the-one-jo...

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The One Job Not to Take

November 4, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

New column

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Food For Thought

October 28, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

New column on the ethics of tortilla tossing and other important matters

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The Tortilla Dilemma

October 21, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

If you’re offered a head football coach job I want you to take it. New column this week squirreled.substack.com/p/the-best-j...

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The Best Job Not to Have

October 14, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

New newsletter today click this Also subscribe if you want squirreled.substack.com/p/free-lunch

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October 7, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I’m giving away free subscriptions to my new weekly newsletter to the first 5 million people who click this link So hurry squirreled.substack.com

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

New free newsletter click this link hurry squirreled.substack.com/p/too-much-f...

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Too Much Football

TikTok News, Quiet-Firing and a New Dinosaur

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

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Too Much Football

TikTok News, Quiet-Firing and a New Dinosaur

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

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September 23, 2025

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Hey I have a new weekly thing I’ll be writing click below It’s free why not subscribe open.substack.com/pub/squirrel...

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Welcome to Squirreled

A new distraction from the desk of Faux Pelini

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Is Colt McCoy going to talk the whole game

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Saquon Barkley is only good because he’s big and runs really fast

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

ok extending the deadline to noon Wednesday

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Oh and while we’re here I write a free Substack column from time to time you can subscribe free so click this thing open.substack.com/pub/mofaux

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Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

LAST TIME WE WENT TO A BOWL GAME TRUMP HAD JUST BEEN ELECTED HAHA IT SEEMS LIKE SO LONG AGO

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

NO BIG DEAL NEBRASKA IS GOING TO A BOWL GAME how do bowl games work again

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

If I get 10 million followers on this app by midnight I’ll buy a bowl game and put the Huskers in it pls send this to everyone you know

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

so he does this shit on Bluesky too huh

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I heard the people are nicer here but I came anyway

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Hi

Faux Pelini @fauxpelini.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

Hi