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Alyx Prinx

@fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social
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Writer, Chef. Living in, quite possibly, the most ridiculous timelines. Could someone turn off the "Looney Tunes" mod on their Sims please, I would like a word.

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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Some days you are Dickens. Some days you are Anderson. I'm about to go cosplay Anderson in the floor of the shower #writing #depression #Iammyownworstcritic #hanschristianandersen #charlesdickens #dicskin #whatdidIsay #ohboyitsureisrainingharddownhere
A post from user bogleech reads : "Don't feel bad if you're sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt"

The reply from cousinnick reads: "YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENS YARD"
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
#classwar #thereisnowarinbasingsae #meme
The kombucha girl meme: two frames, one disgusted woman, one intrigued(it's the same woman). Above the disgusted head : Civil War
Above the intrigued: Class War
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Gonzo is my favorite. My Muppet HMO is Phil van Neuter and Mulch DT. C'est la vie on the Muppets Tonight.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov resign
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I have 2 "superpowers". 1 is Serendipity, alignment of very specific things (visual or auditory) per the mood, that I had no influence over. The 2nd is finding an edible, fresh pecan in random, stupid places. Once at the beach. #stupid #wtf #superpowers #powers #Serendipity #why
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
1. Sufficiently observing or befitting accepted social usages; polite: synonym: polite. 2. relating to, or befitting a citizen or citizens
A gravel road trails off onto the right side of the image, a field on the left. A stunning sunset paints the sky. The top text reads: Remember civil has multiple definitions."
The bottom text reads "The war they want is a class one, and we will not be civil."
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Brendan Fraser and Sandra Oh as Superman and Lois Lane in the 90s is the timeline we needed and wanted. Can you imagine how many more bisexuality people we would have had?
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My biggest fear is my killer saying something I could make funnier commentary about while I'm playing dead
A re-tweet from Pierre Savage Hunter aka PrettyboiiDB_9 that reads: "My biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shut while I'm playing dead."

Originally posted at 12:48, 14 Dec 18
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Anyon else think Beeker is EDs coded? *Constantly injures, mostly stretching *The doctor doesn't believe him/help him *Never the same after each one *Couldn't talk to anyone about it * Constantly on edge about it #EDs #Beeker #MeepMeep
A puppet/muppet in a red basket ball jersey, black and red basket ball shorts, and white athletic shoes is dunking a basketball. He resembles the Jordan logo
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
🎶 The best part of waking up 🎶 *CRUNCHING PILLS* 🎶 IS GOING BACK TO SLEEEP 🎶
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I have heard a Muskrat has bought much propaganda commercials for airing during the Superb Owls arrival. Do everyone a favor and do not watch the avian's arrival. #superbowl #Muskrat #boycott #saveUSAID #USAID #propaganda
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Write the UN today. Not, "if you have time.", not "please take a minute". Write damn you. www.un.org/en/contact-u... #help #un #unitednations #elonisawarcriminal #sos #Write #myfellowamericans #deathofdemocracy #wwIII
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Just deleted my 21 year old Facebook. Woohoo
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Insert whatever letters you want. FAA, TSA, etc. Trump cut funding. A man was over stretched trying to run two jobs. Trump immediately blamed DEI,the Military, and Biden. Anyone but him right, right? #infallible #currentevents #crash #whotoblame #smokinggun
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
#meme #stilljanuary #January #sodamnedtired
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
How exactly are we supposed to read that heartfelt gesture when Elon Müller *checks notes* spoke to actual Nazis the next day and this happened? #currentevents #worldonfire #politics #punchablenazis #notsee
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
One Sheep, Two Sheep, Wears a hood sheep. And if I die before I wake? My soul was never theirs to take. #poetry #insomnia #punchanazi #kkcouldyounot #rhyme #original
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Can we stop blaming Elon Müller's enthusiastic show of fascism on Austism? Because I have never once felt the urge to Sieg Heil or destroy a nation in the name of white Christian nationalism. I don't think that's an autism symptom.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
One must remember: You do not have to obey. Even the military he commands as Commander in Chief do not have to obey an unconstitutional command. You, as a private citizen, do not have to obey a flawed, terrible, horrible dictator of a man, if he could even be called that.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I hate it here #stolen #grifter #stolenelection #screaming #ifeellikeimtakingcrazypills #heliterallyadmitsit #wtf #trump #trumpssucks #butitwasa"conspiracy #elon #elonpaidtobeking #oligarchy #election2024 #muskrat
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Stop these stupid "Thank Trump" headlines. He's the whole reason it was banned. #trumpbannedtiktok #whyareyouclapping #kingtrump #stopbowing
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Between our Blueskies and little Red Note Books, we are hoping for a purple future. Or at least a bright one.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
#forkliftcertified #memes #OP #lol #someonegotfired
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Does this count towards art? #balloon #balloonart #mature #blueballs #clownschoolinmyfuture #lewd #thatsapenis
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Me: man I hated my job. Also me: I am ADORING Supermarket Simulator. #formermerchandiser #merchandiser #supermarketsimulator #gaming #Autism
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You know, for being self taught, I don't think it's half bad. The pops terrify me though. #balloonart #hobby #talent #selftaught #don'tpop #flowers #mightbecomeaclown
A vignette surrounded photo. A person holds a purple flower. It is made out of balloons. The  background is a door covered in various stickers
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Having an AuADHD gf is like.. "Guess who learned how to make balloon animals last night?"
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
People who eat plain yogurt are just eating socially acceptable sour cream
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Patron Saint Regolatore, blessing the denied claims and exacting vengeance on CEOs
Luigi Mangione painted as a catholic saint
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Do I think it takes bloodshed to change the system? Has anything else worked? Will they keep stealing money we don'thave? One man indirectly killed hundreds of thousands for 64 cents a life. Until those in power stop seeing us as disposable, they should be afraid. There's more of us than them.
A caption reads "Make Capitalists Afraid Again" over an image of suspected Shooter of Brian Thompson
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My little one was abandoned by his mother at 2 weeks. He's so big now. #Orange #kitten #nursing #pets #cute #motherlylove #petphotograpy
A young orange kitten, making biscuits and nursing on a blanket. 

Text: My little one was abandoned by his mother at 2 weeks. He's so big now.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
My kingdom! My kingdom for 8 hours of sleep!
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Editing the last bit of my cook books and I already want to write more... Oh and the mead guide is Extra Sapphic ❤️ #letscookbitch #Buttermeetsbento #Makingmead
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I'm tired of being in survival mode. But after 33 years of it, I don't think my body would survive without it. #photography #goodmorning
From the view of a stone paver, tall grass shades the viewer. Sunlight trickles in through the leaves, making for a surreal golden morning.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Tit's the season y'all.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Never forget: America is Of the people, for the people, by the people. These are the truths that were instilled in me from the moment I was born. And the government holds only as much power as you loan them. If they speak for us, silent. If you want your freedom, cry out.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It hurt itself in confusion
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It's anybodies race now. My Sci-Fi Body horror romance is 55 chapters in fast approach climax (oh my.), my brewery guide has 50+ recipes for mead and Southern Comfort/Japanese Fusion Cook book is almost done. Gonna be a photo finish. Let's Cook B*tch & Let's Cook B*tch: Making Mead Available soon.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Recounts in WI, MI, AZ, and GA as well.
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
www.smule.com/sing-recordi... The sky will be blue in the morning, dears.
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Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying | Smule
Gerry And The Pacemakers - Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying recorded by ViccenSings on Smule. Sing with lyrics to your favorite karaoke songs. | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app
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Alyx Prinx @fauxnthehenhaus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ways to cope with the current state of your country: Create 50+ mead recipes Work on your novella that strangely aligns with events Scream into the void (void is cat) Bandage void wounds. Don't cope- Research. Complie resistant. Fight. Stress clean. Bubble baths.
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