faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 11hNow for the real question: how did that game last almost 4 hours?! 120
Reposted by faux casualInfield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 11hAt the Trop that's a ground rule homer 0152
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 11hHow do you even build a ballpark that has a roof that can be hit?! 000
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 11hlol hopefully Fermin is okay because the emergency catcher was also taken out of this game 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 11hIf you’re only going to win at least one game in MKE, this is the one you need. Let’s go, boys. 000
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 12hFeels like the padres have lost some intensity after chasing Miz 030
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 17hIf I ever have to deal with crude bentgrass again I’m just going to burn it. Jesus Christ. 000
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 01/10/2026lol did anybody else just see that commercial omg 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My lord, Fernando tatis jr is electric. Absolute game changer. The most athletically gifted player in the league. 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I won’t stop holding my breath until the padres have a 9-run lead 031
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Had to get a new doctor and requested a woman because I won’t be having a man tell me how to deal with my mental health nor my body. Doing my part to restore the matriarchy. 101
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not really sure how they pulled it off, because it was BLEAK there for a while. But congrats, tho. Beat the dicks off everybody. 020
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Seriously though, wtf happened to Mize?! (Besides Niebla) 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is Craig Stammen the best Padres manager of all time? Some are saying. 120
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Win 13 of 14, then get rolled by a playoff team. Cool. Good thing I’m spending the week at Disneyland and these games are blacked out (thanks Manfred). 040
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Boy, Mize really has been a completely different pitcher since being acquired. Not great. 001
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 19/09/2026France pimped that too. Love to see a little swaggy from him. Boys are boppin’. Good energy right now. 150
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why tf Merrill slide like a big dummy right there?! 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I believe with all of my being that if he really wanted to, Tatis could hit 60 HR in a season. 000
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fermin looking like he’s not played catcher before so far today 000
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Clutch-god Manny Machado strikes again. Good win. 021
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Seems a tad embarrassing to go back-to-back-to-back in the first inning, and then only score one more run the rest of the game. Good win tho. 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you ever have an opportunity to buy a pre-assembled Lego that you will need to take apart and reassemble with your kid, do not do it. 030
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026These guys continue to prove that momentum isn’t real 000
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I can’t think of ONE trade deadline acquisition that even remotely performed like they did before joining the padres. They have all underperformed once arriving. 230
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Didn’t realize the padres exhausted their bench so Hays had to hit for himself there. 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Found baby rabbits today while mowing the lawn 🥰 I put them back, and covered them nicely and will watch for mama to come back tonight 🤞 050
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Glad I spent my afternoon getting screamed at by my children while doing nice things for them instead of watching whatever that game was. 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I was gonna turn the game on, but then I saw the score. Don’t think I’m going to do that. 010
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Imagine, if you will, trying to teach a 3yo and 5yo how to play Minecraft because the 5yo is obsessed and I don’t want him to be a poser 000
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Wife just said, “Thanks, bud.” I think I’m in the friend zone? 040
faux casual @fauxcasual.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Tatis is gonna fuck around and go 25-25 after not hitting a home run in the first 400 games of the season 020
