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FattusPrickus

@fattusprickus.bsky.social
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Joiner. Once (just about) successfully managed to cuddle a 27 inch/686mm wide door (pictured). Sensible adult.

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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’ve tried, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand the appeal of Sleaford Mods. Fair play to those who do.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I just fell down my own stairs and landed on my arse and my elbow. A little unexpected reminder that I know the difference between them.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’m watching the Ladder To Heaven episode of South Park and I’m having a great time.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Toffee Crisp are brilliant.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
BIG PARTY
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Two new planets
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If I went into space I’d moon everyone.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Correct
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I shan’t speak yet
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’m a St Mirren fan tonight.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Currently enjoying this Tory version of pasta n sauce.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’ll DM you my address
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
No comment
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
That is an underrated post. I enjoyed it a lot.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Yip. I was about to WhatsApp you to tell you.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
These are far hotter than I was anticipating.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
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St. Kristopher @stkristopher.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Is that woodchip against the wall?
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Just found a tin of motor oil for Jarvis Cocker’s car.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yes there is.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
No
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yes. Would prefer that time to get it out the fucking road.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m in the waiting room at my kids swimming class. There are three annoying kids playing Tig nearby me. The temptation to trip them up as they run by me is absolutely off the scale. The main reason for the annoyance is that they’re calling it ‘Tag’.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’ll do that over the next few days after some research (scranning crisps)
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Even still it’d slot them in the top ten, flavour is still there.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
You’ve inspired me to go and get some tomorrow
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Well those go without saying. The Brexit surf and turf. Fantastic scran.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I remember them being smelly. But a good smelly.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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a man in a suit and tie says my man
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says my man
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
T-Bone Steak Roysters are a top ten crisp. Possibly even a top five.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Wonder if anyone sings “it’s beginning to look not like Christmas” when they’re taking their festive decorations down.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Just remembered Hearts didn’t win the derby. Lol.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
A lassie called Ellie of Foxy EllieTattoos. www.facebook.com/share/1DvFV3...
facebook.com
Redirecting...
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I don’t know who needs to hear this.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I’ll pretend to know who that is and say yes
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I’m not really here to try and influence you in either direction but I think extending it down your leg to incorporate Scarecrow is a great idea and one that you should absolutely do. But, as I said, I’m not trying to persuade you either way.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
That’s incredible! Nicely done. I always thought about getting Bane and Scarecrow but then 8 years have happened
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Cheers! Mon the joker. What one have you got?
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’ve had this tattoo for 8 years now, that’s a full 8 years of wanting another tattoo and not doing anything about it.
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Hibs Alison @hibsalison.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Sportscene with the James Brown bantz
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Hibs Alison @hibsalison.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Had a wee Christmas lunch with @fattusprickus.bsky.social and @weezus.bsky.social today at Down the Hatch. I had some of his Korean wings despite my own burger and Parmesan fries. #greedycow #itschristmas
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Haggis and apricot.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
See? Chicken curry. Butcher at craigentinny.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Right. That’s it. I’m away to get a pie.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Probably not. I seem to recall it being the first thing I was taught in antenatal class. Lesson 1 - how to be a pure beamer.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’m just working on embarrassing my kids.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
You got the flu aye?
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It’s cool, you were probably emo-ing about, having a wee hibernate n that.
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
There she is!
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FattusPrickus @fattusprickus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I got Sonic The Hedgehog in the secret Santa. Getting him this wallet.
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