Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 07/01/2024I followed all the advice about not using cotton buds in your ears and where has it got me. I’ve just got grubby ears 030
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 06/01/2024She Revolver on my Sgt Pepper til she Please Please Me 010
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Just happened to have that lying around did you mate 060
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Going to this tonight, looks like there’s not much under 10% so expect some interesting tweets later 030
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Traitors contestant on nationwide TV for some reason: I’m a real piece of work. I’ll fuck anyone over at the drop of a hat. I’m an absolute cunt 070
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Need a shawty like this so I can snack in the cinema 021
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 01/01/2024Walt Disney looking down at all the hentai Steamboat Willies 020
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 31/12/2023I like it when these random photos pop up on my phone #memories 000
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 31/12/2023If you start The Irishman at exactly 10.37 tonight it’ll finish about 02.06 060
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Ooo remembers that woman sucking off her dad in Amsterdam 010
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Love saying ‘careful, safety’s off’ when handling one of these (I live alone) 040
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 23/12/2023Santa 🤝 Sting if he starts now Coming on Christmas Eve 020
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 23/12/2023On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 030
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 23/12/2023Evri drivers knocking on the door when they’re already halfway back to the van 060
Matthew @fattmellows.bsky.social · 23/12/2023LL Cool J is short for Lindt Lindor Cool Justgoingtohaveonemore 010
