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My mum struggles with the food bill , she always says it’s like I’m eating for two 😹

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Yeah course there is ! There’s the one who eats too much and demands very vocally to be treated like a princess ….. and then there’s me 😹

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The trick is to expose the maximum surface area to the heat source, whilst looking as ridiculous as possible 😂

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I’m a rescue !! But I don’t think I need anymore milk & cake 😹😹😹

I know everything about diets, but my vet just laughs at me and says it’s not working 😹😹😹

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I know and there’s absolutely no evidence anyway! I’ve deleted the photos & video and given feathers a good scrub with soap to remove the paw 🐾 prints

No I’m more a roast beef & chicken kinda girl and cheese is my favourite 😹

Don’t like turkey anyway 😿

Wasn’t me it was the other Sandra ! 😾

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I have been reliably informed by @nellydandyogi.bsky.social that he took a funny turn after inhaling too much turkey and that we simply laid him in the recovery position 😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

My sun puddle is proving to be a very awkward shape today 😾

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He never has and never will be welcome in Scotland, (Janey Godley we needed you right now) 😢🤦‍♀️ 🇺🇦

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FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

It’s a resounding “there’s no chance I’m going out there day”! 😹

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FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I got a crispmouse rat 🐀! It’s so smelly mum decided I could have it early 😹😹🐀

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FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Svelte?? Really ??!! 😹😹😹

FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Im channeling my inner beached whale 😹😹

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FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

A day for pretending I’m a basking shark in the Caribbean 😹

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FatSandra1 @fatsandra.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

What a day ! I haven’t stopped for a minutes rest 😹 😹

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It’s the first time I’ve done it!! I was being annoyed deliberately ……it’s a win win for me, because mum called me (a rude word 🤣) so now I’m sulking and she won’t get round me without a considerable number of treats 😹😹😹

You better 😾 I’ve only got 4 teeth but I know how to use them 😹😹

Nothing wrong with a touch of wind 💨💨😹😹😷

Oh you southern softies have nae idea 😹 Last night I had to bite my mum, because she wasn’t massaging my ears correctly !! 😾 you need to get your stoopid hoomans to tow the line and give them a list of demands 😹😹😣

You mean you don’t have a heated blanket ? That sounds just like not having a treehouse 😹😹😹

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I’ve opted for a gentle toasting session, it’s “blawin a hoolie oot there” 🙀😹

It gets a bit much and I try not to listen incase it puts me off my food 😹

She’s tells me gruesome stories that aren’t fit for anyone else’s ears 😹

My mummy used to be a nurse in an A&E in Liverpool …it’s really quite shocking what she learnt 🙀🙀😹😹

Scars , tattoos and now the tell tale signs of a junkie !! 🙀🙀

Yep that’s me !! Imagine my mummy’s panic when I lost my voice once 🙀 She said it was her best day ever 😾🤣

We are collectively known as Meezers and I don’t want to look like a Jackson pollock cat !! 😹

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🤣 I think your printer needed placing on a flat surface Hari 😹😹

Oh how cute 😻 I haven’t seen a ginger raccoon for ages 😹

Yeah I told them it was some southern softie dork , they liked your stripes ….shame they didn’t get to see your designer cone 😹

Yes and he’s been no help whatsoever 😾 I asked him to turn the TV over and he just looked at me ….didn’t even answer me 😼😹

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I’ve already been asked exactly that !! 😹😹🤣

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I play the fool on lots of occasions 😹

I could bring baggy pipes with me , we could start a band 😹

Mums turned the heating up remotely to pacify me 😹😹🤣

Mum says the quilting fabric in the middle heats up real quick ….I see you’ve realised that 😹

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The cat channel on YouTube on repeat….loads of birds for me to chase. TV will probably be on the floor when they get back 😹

I don’t think she does 😿 although …..she did leave a mountain of food and snacks and the heating and the TV on for me ….

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Mum says no need for a poster , she can send her the real thing …..no charge 😹😹😹🤣

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It looks like your mum has superglued you to it and is telling you to lay still and look like you like it 😹😹😹

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