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Jonny

@fatred.bgp4.life
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Nerd. Dad. Shitposter. Zürich/Cambridge/London

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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 06/04/2026
Fudge says hi. He’s 5 months old and eats anything, including people, furniture and cat shit. Little legend.
My rescue dog Fudge
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 29/06/2025
Leet haxor sits down to his LLM prompt. Haxor: I want to attack people in Switzerland. Use out usual lures and translate them into “Swiss” LLM: I got u bruh…
Spam message over telegram. “Bonjour Jenny, je recommande Urlaub qui vient de moi avec un Ausflug machen“
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 04/03/2025
As you get older, you get smarter…
Swiss Comedian Karpi making a satirical presentation at ETH Zurich advertising “business nappies”. 

The tagline is “Erfolg ist eine Frage des Timings”, which roughly translates to “Success is a question of timing”. 

The context is that late night political negotiations go all night, and with a nappy on you don’t need to take a break from your wheeler dealing.
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 10/12/2024
and for completeness, 64b packets - the smallest possible on an ethernet network, failing at atound 13.5Mpps, which is 36% line rate.
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box cannot chieve line rate on 64b packets
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 10/12/2024
Bridging between the two 25G ports 250b (here we see the limit of the bridging capabilities around 10 million packets per second
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box can only reach 10.9Mpps, which is 96% of line rate when using 250b packets
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 10/12/2024
Bridging between the two 25G ports imix:
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box can achieve line rate on imix packet profile
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 10/12/2024
Bridging between the two 25G ports 1514b:
Graph showing that the mikrotik 2004 25G box can achieve line rate on 1514b packets
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 08/12/2024
looking at the block diagram, you can see that there is this passive component that sits between all the ports and the CPU, and so the max bandwidth we can expect between any two ports is in fact 25G full duplex.
Block diagram of the Mikrotik CCR2004-1B-12s+-2XS describing how the ports and the CPU interact.
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Jonny @fatred.bgp4.life · 01/09/2023
Friday night treat: Homemade Cream Tea ice cream!
Tub of homemade clotted cream ice cream with chunks of scone and strawberry jam drizzled on top. 

Not pictured: Me. Salivating profusely.
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