"You ate the WHOLE thing?
That ticket was for a SLICE of the blueberry pie you know"
"Yeah...? What, you gonna make me pay extra for it?"
"You're GONNA pay for it, hope you got stain remover for those JNCO jeans"
"Whatever, I didn't get
*OUHGHRP*
any on my jeans!
...freak"
(GETALOADATHISGUY)