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Dom DeLuise, Blazing Saddles. I've lost count of how many times I've watched this movie & I still howl laughing.

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White Men Can't Jump For Tax Purposes.

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"Value for money"? Wtf? These parasitic fuckers don't even provide decent levels of amusement FFS. Literally less use than Stevie Wonder's pilot's licence.

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Some people just don't learn, do they?

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I think he's making eyes at Barca with no means to make the move happen tbh.

Hence the potential expulsion.

It was certainly only bubbling a very short distance below the surface.

It's the appeal commission that are the potential problem. The original commission were, almost certainly, bang on the money. The so called, "Irrefutable" evidence was already presented, investigated then rejected by the original commission. Fucking stinks.

I would say, "Burn the witch", but I'm guessing Beelzebub has that one covered.

Did nobody have a look at Alvarez before we dropped 1/8 billion quid on Isak? Asking for a friend.

It's a 75% yes vote from the rest to unceremoniously toe end the cheating bastards straight out the league, regardless of the, 'independent' commission, which, btw, is now looking less & less fucking independent.

Fair fucks. I considered it myself, especially with the shortage in numbers but just like always, despite labour shortages, the renumeration isn't what it should be. Although according to a couple of the lads, it WAS good back in the noughties.

On the other hand, United just shipped one vs Atleti in 53 seconds & I'm laughing my cock off.

I'm finding footy more & more joyless & the entire City fiasco, inc government interference AND the recently revealed Israeli influence upon Nandy & her choices as Minister for Sport just makes my disassociation all the more profound.

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You are not incorrect my friend. Not at all. Yet mention this in polite company & see how fast you get offered a foil hat.

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There's a good few of my pals do this. Mixed reviews tbh. Some enjoy it, but quite a few of the old hands say they preferred it years ago, even though contractually they're on better money than the newer guys. Also commonly seem to have spinal/back problems.

Matt David @fatmattmooch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's hard to watch working class people transform into reactionary Temu Brownshirts as a result of what genuine fascists in the political class have done over the last 50 years. When did so many of them lose their dignity & sense of identity? Broken Britain is dead right.

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Yeah. I can see the local builder's yards being stripped bare too.

Matt David @fatmattmooch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Have you watched Bosch on Prime?

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Matt David @fatmattmooch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Agreed. Mayor of Kingstown is excellent. Also, try Ozark on Netflix if you haven't already. It's fantastic.

Hilariously bad. Yet, somehow Spurs were the more deserving.

It really was a battle of the ineffectual shitkickers, wasn't it?

I'd say that's a very generous definition tbh fella.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They're soft. They've been soft since the late 70s.

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It's the front line. If they had an even halfway decent striker, they'd be four up here

Staggering innit? De Zerbi must be raging. Should've been four clear by the time Scumchester scored. £350 mil spent & still starting Solanke up front. Unbelievable.

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Don't let the, "Oh my gosh" exterior fool you. Having tenure at Cambridge makes one an at least competent politician, if not an expert one. My father in law was one. Lovely bloke. Who'll ravage your chances if you fuck with him.

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No, but it does make you calculating.

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Yup. Every time they're on the ball, put 'em in the stand. Every. Single. Time.

I want fucking savagery on the park mate. Literally kick City halfway back home every time they get on the ball.