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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Me on Sunday afternoon when Kenny Omega's music hits before and after the match

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Finally, the rainbow Eevee doggos are in my possession. #PokemonTCGP

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

You ever have a fart that you can invision like a bubble underwater heading towards the surface, but instead it's a fart bubble heading to your taint?

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Poochy nut checked me. They're still there...

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mom and/or potential you could be a mom someday Day

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Holy hell the JJK anime finally didn't feel like a messy rollercoaster in S03. Things are explained at length, characters are given backstory, both new and old, in a meaningful way. Most importantly, viewers can learn about abilities within fights without it seeming as confusing.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

So, I'm into season 3 of JJK and my god another actual improvement to overall quality because not only do they have a whole explanation and lore episode, the character development for characters that should've had it way back in S01 are getting some development finally.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Sometimes a shot or moment just makes you ponder it on a spiritual level.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Season two of JJK is leaps and bounds better than one. Mostly for knowing Gojo won't just come save the day at the first sign of real touble. Characters, including Gojo early on, finally got development. But goddamn is this show the worst at explaining the shows own power system.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It's like I manifested it to get better and it did a bit. Took 30 episodes or so, but I get why people are into JJK so hard a little more. Though tbh, the biggest flaw is still just things happening off screen and it just being thrown at you with very little or no explanations.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I guess this old, sad man can still get back near his solo queue peak.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

When does JJK actually kick in? I feel like it's Demon Slayer for me. Insane animation and great fights, but I just can't get into/connect with any of the characters or get into the overall world and story. Maybe it's just never gonna be for me idk. (I'm early into season 2.)

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Pick-up truck drivers in the U.S. need to be lobotomized, put in padded rooms and forced to watch hyper-woke liberal YouTube videos 24/7 until they're too progressive to be on the roads anymore.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I got no right to ask for anyone's help. But Imma need like $350 (at least) for dental help. I know I can't get my wisdom teeth removed, but getting this busted tooth out will help in the short term with pain and stuff. Please, only give if you have the means. paypal.me/FatJesusTTV

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Does anyone know where I can tooth help? These past few days have been horrid and I think a lot of it's due to the fact I finally need my wisdom teeth removed. I just don't have money or know which of the free clinics would actually be free. :(

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Multiple "Commerical break in progress" screens while watching a WWE PPV, excuse me PLE, nowadays, just feels wrong. #WrestleMania

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I love Pokemon VGC, but every single time I try to climb any ladder, whether in older games or Champions now, I don't have the will to see to see the same 2-3 meta Pokemon as leads in the majority of my matches. "Hurr durr, get good, net deck, etc." That's not fun to me either.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Sometimes you just gonna make a Drums of Liberation X Oba Femi joint. #OnePiece #WWE

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Anyone know where I can get one or two of these at MSRP, or anywhere around MSRP? Or is the Pokemon TCG hobby just completely cooked by sclapers now 90% of the time? The lone Gamestop near me is abysmal, because they have them at my local store, but for scalper prices of $50.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Everyone still thinking four hours is a "long PPV" for AEW are wild. Four hours for a main card is perfectly fine. Especially when your main product is 2-4 hours a week to keep up with. Most of (modern) WWE, NJPW and AEW PPVs that are goated, run long and meet expectations.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Hot damn whata fun PPV AEW just had.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

MJF William Darby Bucks Brodie Thekla Dogs FTR Y2J Windasaaaa Tall Hot Women Davis

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I will never feel sorry about doing this to a Charizard. #PokemonChampions

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Please Tony, warn us before a 30 minute overrun. Fun ass Dynamite tho.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I find it humorous all the chronically online VGC meatheads hate Pokemon Champions not even 24 hours in. It's gonna bring in more people to comp, and will make it asier to give it a try It's got problems, needs updates and ScarVio should have the VCG until WinWa. It's just okay

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Don't move your Pokemon to Pokemon Champions to update the spreads/moves. Once I checked, saw it was greedy Nintendo levels. I finished up in Scarlet. What I didn't know, is once a Pokemon goes into Champions, whatever it was going in originally as, will always be its default.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

If you get your dick suckered up after they take a drag from a ciggy and then they exhale as they're shlorpin', is that a Chimney Skeet?

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If you were able to watch all of the MCU, even just the big hitter Marvel movies and good TV seasons, you can defintely watch One Piece. It's not too long. Especially with the help of One Pace or the Kai Dub.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Fuck me. Made in Abyss is damn heavy. Not for the faint of heart man. It's insanely good.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Hoppers is awesome. I'm just glad, here in Amercia at least, we'd never actually put people in charge who want to do stuff like that to nature.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

If all you seek is jester, cheugy, rot, and mog, then all you will find is a mirror with kcuc written on the wall behind it.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

If you deeply care about peoples April Fools jokes, you don't like 'em, then APRIL FOOLS YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT! You are the authority the abiter of the masses! Lead us all into the future of "No More April Fools!" (ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵒᵗᵉˡʸ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ)

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

🎶Stormy winds are blowin' by! Waves are dancing, evening comes It's time to sound the drums! But, steady men may never fear! Tomorrow's skies are always clear! So pound your feet and clap your hands till sunny days return!🎶

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You chronically online, 0.5 second attention span husks just have to have every piece of media you comsume, spoiled before it releases. Movies, TV, video games, whatever. And Nintendo is the eternally stupid enough company to put what shoulda been a sick surprise as a billboard.

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Fat Jesus 📏🦵🥚 @fatjesus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

If you get your dick suckered up after they take a drag from a ciggy and then they exhale as they're shlorpin', is that a Chimney Skeet?

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