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I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday Every day

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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This coach is absolutely ass. Him and Agoos need to be fired the second the off-season begins and an ACTUAL search for a coach and GM needs to take place.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You know what they say, shade never made anyone less gay. The bigger the hat the better.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What the shit ass fuck?!? This is terrible. I always liked her in anything I saw her in.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Damn. Who knew Angel Hernandez was bored enough to start umping Little League.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The only Kushner story that matters.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A young boy praying at his bedside for something to happen because it would be so funny.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just put it out in front of Soph and trust that she'll catch up to it. Because she does.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You mean it's GOAL time.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
How about the cops we ALREADY have actually do their fuckin jobs once in a while before we look at hiring a bunch more.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mora has a chance to do the funniest fucking thing of all time....
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The River Raids free update questline is going to be right up your alley then, I think.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I genuinely enjoy the pulp style covers from this run. (I still think Rogue and Gambit should adopt Gabby, but I know I'm probably alone in that.)
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Valhalla is really fun, and the dlcs add a lot to the game, but if you're in an Odyssey mood, there is an Assassin's Creed Odyssey game that takes place in ancient Greece. Probably my favorite AC game. Bonus: Cassandra. Just Kassandra. (If you already knew all this, I'm sorry please don't axe me.)
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey kids, this is why you don't do meth.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Move to South Carolina and run for Senate.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I care deeply. I'm saving the champagne for another day, so now I have to go get a nice mid-price cabernet and all the stores are closed so I have to wait til tomorrow. Sigh.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man I could really go for some carne asada fries right now.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah. Anyway I really REALLY want some carne asada fries.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How much to convince Trump to go to a Dodgers game... or 10.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Cheryl Cole's Yikes Waow Reaction Face
Alt: Cheryl Cole's Yikes Waow Reaction Face
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Please understand just how gross you're being right now.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Try writing the history of baseball without this. You can't. It's impossible. youtu.be/gjBfsCWgTv8?...
youtu.be
Crazy Prediction at a baseball game
YouTube video by Emcyd11
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If Balogun sits and we lose, the racist vitriol sent his way will be unfathomable. Given Trump's history with truthfulness, I don't understand why we're all rushing to believe him THIS time. FIFA says he can play, he should play.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I mean i don't think women being sexually assaulted is ever "convenient" for them, but sure.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
There's no such thing as a pointless grief post. Sharing your grief and knowing that you're not alone IS the point. Because I promise you, you're NOT alone. The internet can be an absolute shithole, but it can also be a way for the world to let you know that you're cared for, and you're not alone
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Well now I want a Jamocha shake.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman says " it 's what she deserves " in front of a pink background
Alt: a woman says " it 's what she deserves " in front of a pink background
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
So I guess I'm the weird one who hears this as Karl Pilkington...
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Um, you seem to be VERY obsessed with Kat for some reason. Have you ever stopped for a moment and considered just what a heinous loser you are? If not, you should.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Trump thinks he has a Ron Swanson "i can do what I want" permit.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So going by this statement... Trump had the power to do this the whole time. And if that's the case, one must then ask why did Trump wait so long to do this, costing thousands of workers their paycheck for the past month+?
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
No shit. Elon "offered" knowing it would never be accepted, so he gets to say "look how good a guy I am, I tried to pay these poor workers but it was rejected :(" This was never anything other than a PR stunt.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I like how the headline implies it's their fault the Celtics lost, and not the fact that the Celtics are something like 3-14 against contending teams this year.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I mean you don't have to be an expert on "optimal staffing levels in air traffic control towers" to know that the answer is "more than one", but okay.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I just want to be clear. You don't know if it's correct that at LaGuardia airport - one of the busiest airports in the world - you don't know if it's correct that there should be more than one ATC on duty?
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
As a Thorns fan, you're welcome.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We all know it has nothing to do with the quality of the work. That might be the only honest thing Bari has ever said.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If the Catholic Church has a "political arm", one must then ask the question... why the FUCK aren't they being taxed.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Liv for MVP. Who says no?
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Moultrie MVP watch starts.... now.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ok. I guess I'm gonna be the one to say it. The fuck is up with his eyes? It's like he's squinting and wide eyed at the same time.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Just sit there in silence, chewing. And they're the extra crumbly granola bars. So they're trying to decide if they stop at one, knowing half the bar is crumbs in the wrapper, or do they go for a second, hoping to get one full bar out of it? Or do they root around for crumbs, like animals?
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Oh, so taking donations from billionaire fundamentalists is BAD now... interesting.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So they bombed a school and killed 100+ schoolgirls... with precision?
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a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
ALT: a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Twat.
The Bors meme. 

"We should improve society somewhat."

"Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent. "
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
You should really take a look at what happened in North Carolina tonight. Should give you a good understanding of what happens when you betray your constituency and kneel before the Fanta Fascist. We have friends everywhere.
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fatherjerusalem.bsky.social @fatherjerusalem.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hey um, what happened in Iran 47 years ago that would have made them declare war on the US? Anyone know? Anyone? Bueller?
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