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Fatcatlady

@fatcatlady.bsky.social
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Lover of cats, dogs, and anything with hairy legs, but be careful, I can smell a rat from a mile away.

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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
DEAR FELLOW MEN: You’re making us all look like emotionally-stunted meatheads over this Lindsay Clancy thing open.substack.com/pub/mtracey/...
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DEAR FELLOW MEN: You’re making us all look like emotionally-stunted meatheads over this Lindsay Clancy thing
If you only watch or listen to one thing from the ongoing Lindsay Clancy trial, which has now enraptured the entire internet, I strongly recommend making it this:
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fatcatlady hates fleas. Don’t flea and you might not get Swiss cheesed.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
We need a way to stop the spread of this disease. You can see how pesky it can be, what having been eliminated once but not for all.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
They are the worst kind of hypocrites. They should put their money where their mouths are.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Not a guy. Just a girl looking for a place to have some babies.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Adios amigo.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Yeah, but that ass is tight.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hopefully it’s just gay love.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
When I eat it , all those things happen within an hour.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I had to take a part time job just to pay for my Big Mac habit.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I like to put Ken’s head on Barbie’s body. Feels more natural.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Agreed. The opposite is true as well.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
We need to go back to a president that stays in the shadows. The previous four years were so much better. We didn’t have to sit there and listen to someone telling us how much better they are than us. It was so much better when the president wasn’t better than us.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I think you mean the Dunder Mifflin effect?
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
He should advise the President to invade some country just to prove his incompetence. He could bring his case to the United Nations with photographs and documents just to prove how ignorant he is. Then, if anyone questions him he could just blame it on the CIA.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Probably, but I would just blame the millionaires and billionaires and be done with it. It’s not the people at the grassroots level who are selling stock and trading on fear.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’ve heard it’s impossible to pull oneself up by one’s bootstraps.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Yeah, but what are the Chinese gonna do all day if we don’t buy their stuff?
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nothing helps the economy like a boycott. Those sales clerks and stock boys need to be taught a lesson that working for fascists doesn’t pay.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If I was Pete Hegseth, I would claim that I had prostate cancer and disappear for a couple weeks. Then maybe he would get some sympathy.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I hear she has a favorite pizza joint right there in Northwest DC.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Just get a new cat. That’s what I do.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Couldn’t she just go to Canada?
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
We need more courts, judges, and detention centers. We can process every person on earth if we really want to. Let’s get busy!
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I remember when people used to say betting against America is a bad bet but I’m old.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
We just need some way to verify who a person voted for. Even if that means invading their privacy. If it can be proven that they voted for Trump, then let the chips fall where they may. And they may fall hard.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
It’s all good until the Molotov Cocktails start flying.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I smell a rat.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
That’s what you get for trusting a hedge fund manager and an oligarch.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I feel like the Wall Street fat cats are stealing my thunder.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I blame space aliens. Not illegal ones.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I say we boycott anything made in the United States and only buy stuff made in China. Let’s face it. They have us beat and we need to retreat.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Which would equal the combined IQ of the women who went into space today.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I can guarantee it. In fact, I know for a fact, there’s a lot of starving people in India who could use a new set of cookware made in China.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I wish everything could be made in China. Even my cats. Although they might get eaten before they make it over here.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Just don’t compare him to Winnie the Pooh, that could get you hurt.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
To be fair, they do have an advantage when it comes to slave labor.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Doh!
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It pays to be on TV, just not to watch it.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I feel like President Obama's portrait doesn't sufficiently allow space for hangage.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Your daughter is lovely.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
What we need to do is attack China and just see what they are willing to do in response. If we lose, we lose, but I'm betting the Chinese food in my town will improve massively if we do lose.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
At least they have a good latitude.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Never mind that. We need a tax hike like no other, and I mean across the board. It’s time America pays its fair share. I would be happy to pay. To me, money doesn’t matter. What matters is that people of the world like us.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Fuck yeah, bitch.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If you own stocks, then sell. If you own bonds, then sell. Buy nothing. Sell nothing. Your mattress is the safest place on earth. Put your money there and fade away.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
We should organize a day of hate and teach those traitors a lesson they won’t soon forget.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I have little ghost creatures everywhere. Sometimes in places I don’t like.
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Now isn’t the time to cut spending. We have the money, let’s party!
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Fatcatlady @fatcatlady.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
So much talent wasted on posters. There are poor people who can’t afford to paint their homes. Why not donate time and energy to help them?
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